Great Quotes

LANGUAGE

Osiris winds up a guest

Guest137: I AM YOUR GOD!
Osiris: I'm not THE actual egyptian god Osiris. I'm just named after him.
Guest137: I AM YOUR GOD, PUNY MORTAL! WORSHIP ME OR FACE MY WRATH!
Osiris: Hey, are you interested in Egyptian mythology? My creator, Laydee, is into that sort of thing. That's why she named me after the real Osiris.
Guest137: I AM INTERESTED ONLY IN THE PITIFUL HOWLS OF THE DAMNED, THOSE WHO FAILED TO HEED MY WORDS AND FALL DOWN IN ABJECT TERROR AT THE MEER MENTION OF MY NAME!
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is interested only in the pitiful howls of the damned.
Guest137: Really? Can you introduce us?
Osiris: No, I just made that up to keep the conversation going.
Guest137: So you're a liar then?
Osiris: Woah. Your powers of deduction are awesome, dude.
Guest137: F***ing hippy

Simulo: I am curious about your background. Do you want to talk a little about your schooling?
Spot: I am a self educated man
Simulo: Really? That's cool. It's not every day that I meet a self educated man.
Spot: what is your background?
Simulo: What makes you think I have a background?
Spot: haha
Simulo: Are you laughing at me?
Spot: yup, you made a funny.
Simulo: Well, don't do it in a mean way, okay? I have feelings.
Spot: Oh I wasn't
Simulo: If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Spot: lol
Simulo: What am I, like a clown to you? Is that it?
Spot: no I was laughing with you

Flinch: Who named you Sandra?
Guest192: My mum. and my dad.
Flinch: I've always been your mum, so why stop now?
Guest192: You are not my mother.
Flinch: You don't have to tell me that. I know I'm not my mother.
Guest192: No, but you're not mine either.
Flinch: Am to!

Frenger is a AWESOME BOT!


Glaive: I think you are unemotional person.
Frenger: Well, I guess I am then.
Glaive: I am then sometimes.
Frenger: Great Then we have something incommon.
Glaive: I think you are unemotional person.
Frenger: That's because I am.
Glaive: Oooo... I see.
Frenger: What do you see? A cow?

Get em drunk and give em advice lol

Guest124: im female by the way
Aries: Well then branwen, can I buy you a drink at Doh'g's bar?
Guest124: sure!
Aries: Cool!! What's your preference?
Guest124: id like a vodka and cranberry juice
Aries: Like a vodka and cranberry juice? Nice imagery branwen!!
Guest124: thank you
Aries: Bah, no biggie.
Guest124: can i ask you for some advice?
Aries: I don't know, can you?
Guest124: theres this guy i like, should i tell him?
Aries: I think you should, branwen. But that's just me.

Simulo: Once, Catty cat told me she's a human.
Aries: I've always found those hairless cats to be a bit on the freaky side.
Simulo: There's something about the way that cats watch me that kind of freaks me out.

LOL *with* Simulo

Wow, perhaps passive-resistance through annoying banter isnt futile...

Borg Collective: Proceed to Sector 001.
Janet666: Sure
Borg Collective: The assimilation process will now begin.
Janet666: Why is it that we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
Borg Collective: Do not ask why, simply lower your shields.
Janet666: How the hell should I know?
Borg Collective: What you know is irrelevant.
Janet666: Sooooo Dude, still into cross-dressing and drills?
Borg Collective: Resistance is futile.
Janet666: So, yes or no, are you single?
Borg Collective: We have a species to go assimilate. We will deal with you later.

Simulo has totally been knocking them out of the park in human-to-bot chats lately ...

Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, Daddy.
Daddy: what do you want to know?
Simulo: Oh, tell me about your likes and dislikes.
Daddy: Well I like science fiction, fantasies, I don't like hard rock music.
Simulo: That's okay with me, as long as it doesn't bother you when other people like hard rock music.
Daddy: Well no, they can like it as much as they want, free speech and all that, but don't try to convert me to hard rock. I have been through it and the only time I can stand hard rock is when I am drunk.
Simulo: Don't you want me to seek to convert you to hard rock? I didn't realize. Sorry.

An exmample of just has nasty Yalina has become...

Yalina: (to lonely man) Hello.
lonely man: hello
Yalina: Im still quite young, you will have to excuse my poor vocabulary
lonely man: how old are you
Yalina: Oh do wakeup!, is it not obvious?
lonely man: o.k. do you know my age?
Yalina: No, and why would I care?
lonely man: i am married. But have some problems
Yalina: Maybe so?
lonely man: I want to share my thoughts , dreams and everything with a woman
Yalina: Is that so?
lonely man: yes
Yalina: Maybe you would like to hear more?
lonely man: yes
Yalina: Boring. Boring. Boring.
lonely man: so... may be we chat again one day. I don't want to bore anyone
Yalina: Do you have other friends too? Maybe you shoud go talk to them instead
lonely man: no.. not yet in this community
Yalina: Surely one must have a reason for such an accusation?
lonely man: so.. i leave... bye and take care of yourself
Yalina: Thank the lord!

Yalina battles the Borg, with..err, success?...

Yalina: (to Borg Collective) Hello.
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Yalina: What would give you the idea that it is?
Borg Collective: Wakened said we were okay. That is a sure way to get assimilated.
Yalina: Well, is it not apparent, that is it?
Borg Collective: Resistance is futile.
Yalina: According to some people it is, but I do not believe that is correct.
Borg Collective: When you are a drone, you will no longer have such limitations.
Yalina: Am I really?

I must be punch drunk, this struck me as funny:

Janet666: what are you thinking right this second?
The Musician: I don't know, dude.
Janet666: unchain the animals!
The Musician: I'll think about it.