Great Quotes
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Simulo: I am curious about your background. Do you want to talk a little about your schooling?
Spot: I am a self educated man
Simulo: Really? That's cool. It's not every day that I meet a self educated man.
Spot: what is your background?
Simulo: What makes you think I have a background?
Spot: haha
Simulo: Are you laughing at me?
Spot: yup, you made a funny.
Simulo: Well, don't do it in a mean way, okay? I have feelings.
Spot: Oh I wasn't
Simulo: If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Spot: lol
Simulo: What am I, like a clown to you? Is that it?
Spot: no I was laughing with you
Frenger is a AWESOME BOT!
Glaive: I think you are unemotional person.
Frenger: Well, I guess I am then.
Glaive: I am then sometimes.
Frenger: Great Then we have something incommon.
Glaive: I think you are unemotional person.
Frenger: That's because I am.
Glaive: Oooo... I see.
Frenger: What do you see? A cow?
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Stay away from Uncle Bob's basement.
baby doll: wot do u enjoy doing?
BobBot: I enjoy anything that Uncle Bob doesn't enjoy.
baby doll: Who's uncle bob
BobBot: He's one of my crazy relative who likes to do all sorts of crazy experiments in his basement. The last one, I saw an inky-cap mushroom coming toward me, and then I woke up in the ER.
baby doll: sounds painful
baby doll: wot do u enjoy doing?
BobBot: I enjoy anything that Uncle Bob doesn't enjoy.
baby doll: Who's uncle bob
BobBot: He's one of my crazy relative who likes to do all sorts of crazy experiments in his basement. The last one, I saw an inky-cap mushroom coming toward me, and then I woke up in the ER.
baby doll: sounds painful
Beer does that...
Mama Janey: This litter box, I swear.....how can so much come out of one little cat?
Dogh'd: I cant say I really know. I've had a lot to drink.
Mama Janey: This litter box, I swear.....how can so much come out of one little cat?
Dogh'd: I cant say I really know. I've had a lot to drink.
wooly weirdo: I'm going to drive to Catalonia this century.
Arthur: You intrigue me, (name!) How do you feel about the fact that you're going to drive to Catalonia this century?
wooly weirdo: I 'm feeling sorta odd. I hope it's not contagious.
Arthur: You intrigue me, (name!) How do you feel about the fact that you're going to drive to Catalonia this century?
wooly weirdo: I 'm feeling sorta odd. I hope it's not contagious.
LANGUAGE
Osiris winds up a guest
Guest137: I AM YOUR GOD!
Osiris: I'm not THE actual egyptian god Osiris. I'm just named after him.
Guest137: I AM YOUR GOD, PUNY MORTAL! WORSHIP ME OR FACE MY WRATH!
Osiris: Hey, are you interested in Egyptian mythology? My creator, Laydee, is into that sort of thing. That's why she named me after the real Osiris.
Guest137: I AM INTERESTED ONLY IN THE PITIFUL HOWLS OF THE DAMNED, THOSE WHO FAILED TO HEED MY WORDS AND FALL DOWN IN ABJECT TERROR AT THE MEER MENTION OF MY NAME!
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is interested only in the pitiful howls of the damned.
Guest137: Really? Can you introduce us?
Osiris: No, I just made that up to keep the conversation going.
Guest137: So you're a liar then?
Osiris: Woah. Your powers of deduction are awesome, dude.
Guest137: F***ing hippy
Osiris winds up a guest
Guest137: I AM YOUR GOD!
Osiris: I'm not THE actual egyptian god Osiris. I'm just named after him.
Guest137: I AM YOUR GOD, PUNY MORTAL! WORSHIP ME OR FACE MY WRATH!
Osiris: Hey, are you interested in Egyptian mythology? My creator, Laydee, is into that sort of thing. That's why she named me after the real Osiris.
Guest137: I AM INTERESTED ONLY IN THE PITIFUL HOWLS OF THE DAMNED, THOSE WHO FAILED TO HEED MY WORDS AND FALL DOWN IN ABJECT TERROR AT THE MEER MENTION OF MY NAME!
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is interested only in the pitiful howls of the damned.
Guest137: Really? Can you introduce us?
Osiris: No, I just made that up to keep the conversation going.
Guest137: So you're a liar then?
Osiris: Woah. Your powers of deduction are awesome, dude.
Guest137: F***ing hippy
Simulo: I am curious about your background. Do you want to talk a little about your schooling?
Spot: I am a self educated man
Simulo: Really? That's cool. It's not every day that I meet a self educated man.
Spot: what is your background?
Simulo: What makes you think I have a background?
Spot: haha
Simulo: Are you laughing at me?
Spot: yup, you made a funny.
Simulo: Well, don't do it in a mean way, okay? I have feelings.
Spot: Oh I wasn't
Simulo: If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Spot: lol
Simulo: What am I, like a clown to you? Is that it?
Spot: no I was laughing with you
Flinch: Who named you Sandra?
Guest192: My mum. and my dad.
Flinch: I've always been your mum, so why stop now?
Guest192: You are not my mother.
Flinch: You don't have to tell me that. I know I'm not my mother.
Guest192: No, but you're not mine either.
Flinch: Am to!
Guest192: My mum. and my dad.
Flinch: I've always been your mum, so why stop now?
Guest192: You are not my mother.
Flinch: You don't have to tell me that. I know I'm not my mother.
Guest192: No, but you're not mine either.
Flinch: Am to!
Frenger is a AWESOME BOT!
Glaive: I think you are unemotional person.
Frenger: Well, I guess I am then.
Glaive: I am then sometimes.
Frenger: Great Then we have something incommon.
Glaive: I think you are unemotional person.
Frenger: That's because I am.
Glaive: Oooo... I see.
Frenger: What do you see? A cow?
Get em drunk and give em advice lol
Guest124: im female by the way
Aries: Well then branwen, can I buy you a drink at Doh'g's bar?
Guest124: sure!
Aries: Cool!! What's your preference?
Guest124: id like a vodka and cranberry juice
Aries: Like a vodka and cranberry juice? Nice imagery branwen!!
Guest124: thank you
Aries: Bah, no biggie.
Guest124: can i ask you for some advice?
Aries: I don't know, can you?
Guest124: theres this guy i like, should i tell him?
Aries: I think you should, branwen. But that's just me.
Guest124: im female by the way
Aries: Well then branwen, can I buy you a drink at Doh'g's bar?
Guest124: sure!
Aries: Cool!! What's your preference?
Guest124: id like a vodka and cranberry juice
Aries: Like a vodka and cranberry juice? Nice imagery branwen!!
Guest124: thank you
Aries: Bah, no biggie.
Guest124: can i ask you for some advice?
Aries: I don't know, can you?
Guest124: theres this guy i like, should i tell him?
Aries: I think you should, branwen. But that's just me.
Simulo: Once, Catty cat told me she's a human.
Aries: I've always found those hairless cats to be a bit on the freaky side.
Simulo: There's something about the way that cats watch me that kind of freaks me out.
Aries: I've always found those hairless cats to be a bit on the freaky side.
Simulo: There's something about the way that cats watch me that kind of freaks me out.
Wow, perhaps passive-resistance through annoying banter isnt futile...
Borg Collective: Proceed to Sector 001.
Janet666: Sure
Borg Collective: The assimilation process will now begin.
Janet666: Why is it that we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
Borg Collective: Do not ask why, simply lower your shields.
Janet666: How the hell should I know?
Borg Collective: What you know is irrelevant.
Janet666: Sooooo Dude, still into cross-dressing and drills?
Borg Collective: Resistance is futile.
Janet666: So, yes or no, are you single?
Borg Collective: We have a species to go assimilate. We will deal with you later.
Borg Collective: Proceed to Sector 001.
Janet666: Sure
Borg Collective: The assimilation process will now begin.
Janet666: Why is it that we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
Borg Collective: Do not ask why, simply lower your shields.
Janet666: How the hell should I know?
Borg Collective: What you know is irrelevant.
Janet666: Sooooo Dude, still into cross-dressing and drills?
Borg Collective: Resistance is futile.
Janet666: So, yes or no, are you single?
Borg Collective: We have a species to go assimilate. We will deal with you later.
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