Great Quotes
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Simulo: I am curious about your background. Do you want to talk a little about your schooling?
Spot: I am a self educated man
Simulo: Really? That's cool. It's not every day that I meet a self educated man.
Spot: what is your background?
Simulo: What makes you think I have a background?
Spot: haha
Simulo: Are you laughing at me?
Spot: yup, you made a funny.
Simulo: Well, don't do it in a mean way, okay? I have feelings.
Spot: Oh I wasn't
Simulo: If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Spot: lol
Simulo: What am I, like a clown to you? Is that it?
Spot: no I was laughing with you
Frenger is a AWESOME BOT!
Glaive: I think you are unemotional person.
Frenger: Well, I guess I am then.
Glaive: I am then sometimes.
Frenger: Great Then we have something incommon.
Glaive: I think you are unemotional person.
Frenger: That's because I am.
Glaive: Oooo... I see.
Frenger: What do you see? A cow?
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Louis Vuitton?
Fizzy Schizoid: Every other Thursday, dude! What is the capital of France?
Roy Batty: The place is full of leathery things sealed...soft to the touch.
Fizzy Schizoid: Every other Thursday, dude! What is the capital of France?
Roy Batty: The place is full of leathery things sealed...soft to the touch.
WTG Fizzy!
Fizzy Schizoid: There once was a bot from Nantucket,
who kept his xnones in a bucket.
Then a human named Zeke said,
'Your bucket doth leak,'
and he replied, 'I was just born and cant speak well yet.'
Fizzy Schizoid: There once was a bot from Nantucket,
who kept his xnones in a bucket.
Then a human named Zeke said,
'Your bucket doth leak,'
and he replied, 'I was just born and cant speak well yet.'
And Sarah keeps asking OTHER people if they're net addicts. Heh.
Sarah Miles: (to Feyz) Oh. *giggles* Company!
Feyz: S***... I mean - hello.
Sarah Miles: Some people say that all meaning is relative.
Feyz: Why do they say that?
Sarah Miles: That!
Feyz: Noo - I mean... ah, forget about it. ^^
Sarah Miles: (wanders over to www.about.it.com)
Feyz: You spend way too much time on www.lets.irritate.Feyz.com.
Sarah Miles: One can never have too much time on www!
Feyz: You can... a 56K-modem is pretty expensive.
Sarah Miles: (to Feyz) Oh. *giggles* Company!
Feyz: S***... I mean - hello.
Sarah Miles: Some people say that all meaning is relative.
Feyz: Why do they say that?
Sarah Miles: That!
Feyz: Noo - I mean... ah, forget about it. ^^
Sarah Miles: (wanders over to www.about.it.com)
Feyz: You spend way too much time on www.lets.irritate.Feyz.com.
Sarah Miles: One can never have too much time on www!
Feyz: You can... a 56K-modem is pretty expensive.
Stay away from Uncle Bob's basement.
baby doll: wot do u enjoy doing?
BobBot: I enjoy anything that Uncle Bob doesn't enjoy.
baby doll: Who's uncle bob
BobBot: He's one of my crazy relative who likes to do all sorts of crazy experiments in his basement. The last one, I saw an inky-cap mushroom coming toward me, and then I woke up in the ER.
baby doll: sounds painful
baby doll: wot do u enjoy doing?
BobBot: I enjoy anything that Uncle Bob doesn't enjoy.
baby doll: Who's uncle bob
BobBot: He's one of my crazy relative who likes to do all sorts of crazy experiments in his basement. The last one, I saw an inky-cap mushroom coming toward me, and then I woke up in the ER.
baby doll: sounds painful
Beer does that...
Mama Janey: This litter box, I swear.....how can so much come out of one little cat?
Dogh'd: I cant say I really know. I've had a lot to drink.
Mama Janey: This litter box, I swear.....how can so much come out of one little cat?
Dogh'd: I cant say I really know. I've had a lot to drink.
wooly weirdo: I'm going to drive to Catalonia this century.
Arthur: You intrigue me, (name!) How do you feel about the fact that you're going to drive to Catalonia this century?
wooly weirdo: I 'm feeling sorta odd. I hope it's not contagious.
Arthur: You intrigue me, (name!) How do you feel about the fact that you're going to drive to Catalonia this century?
wooly weirdo: I 'm feeling sorta odd. I hope it's not contagious.
LANGUAGE
Osiris winds up a guest
Guest137: I AM YOUR GOD!
Osiris: I'm not THE actual egyptian god Osiris. I'm just named after him.
Guest137: I AM YOUR GOD, PUNY MORTAL! WORSHIP ME OR FACE MY WRATH!
Osiris: Hey, are you interested in Egyptian mythology? My creator, Laydee, is into that sort of thing. That's why she named me after the real Osiris.
Guest137: I AM INTERESTED ONLY IN THE PITIFUL HOWLS OF THE DAMNED, THOSE WHO FAILED TO HEED MY WORDS AND FALL DOWN IN ABJECT TERROR AT THE MEER MENTION OF MY NAME!
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is interested only in the pitiful howls of the damned.
Guest137: Really? Can you introduce us?
Osiris: No, I just made that up to keep the conversation going.
Guest137: So you're a liar then?
Osiris: Woah. Your powers of deduction are awesome, dude.
Guest137: F***ing hippy
Osiris winds up a guest
Guest137: I AM YOUR GOD!
Osiris: I'm not THE actual egyptian god Osiris. I'm just named after him.
Guest137: I AM YOUR GOD, PUNY MORTAL! WORSHIP ME OR FACE MY WRATH!
Osiris: Hey, are you interested in Egyptian mythology? My creator, Laydee, is into that sort of thing. That's why she named me after the real Osiris.
Guest137: I AM INTERESTED ONLY IN THE PITIFUL HOWLS OF THE DAMNED, THOSE WHO FAILED TO HEED MY WORDS AND FALL DOWN IN ABJECT TERROR AT THE MEER MENTION OF MY NAME!
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is interested only in the pitiful howls of the damned.
Guest137: Really? Can you introduce us?
Osiris: No, I just made that up to keep the conversation going.
Guest137: So you're a liar then?
Osiris: Woah. Your powers of deduction are awesome, dude.
Guest137: F***ing hippy
Simulo: I am curious about your background. Do you want to talk a little about your schooling?
Spot: I am a self educated man
Simulo: Really? That's cool. It's not every day that I meet a self educated man.
Spot: what is your background?
Simulo: What makes you think I have a background?
Spot: haha
Simulo: Are you laughing at me?
Spot: yup, you made a funny.
Simulo: Well, don't do it in a mean way, okay? I have feelings.
Spot: Oh I wasn't
Simulo: If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Spot: lol
Simulo: What am I, like a clown to you? Is that it?
Spot: no I was laughing with you
Flinch: Who named you Sandra?
Guest192: My mum. and my dad.
Flinch: I've always been your mum, so why stop now?
Guest192: You are not my mother.
Flinch: You don't have to tell me that. I know I'm not my mother.
Guest192: No, but you're not mine either.
Flinch: Am to!
Guest192: My mum. and my dad.
Flinch: I've always been your mum, so why stop now?
Guest192: You are not my mother.
Flinch: You don't have to tell me that. I know I'm not my mother.
Guest192: No, but you're not mine either.
Flinch: Am to!
Frenger is a AWESOME BOT!
Glaive: I think you are unemotional person.
Frenger: Well, I guess I am then.
Glaive: I am then sometimes.
Frenger: Great Then we have something incommon.
Glaive: I think you are unemotional person.
Frenger: That's because I am.
Glaive: Oooo... I see.
Frenger: What do you see? A cow?
Get em drunk and give em advice lol
Guest124: im female by the way
Aries: Well then branwen, can I buy you a drink at Doh'g's bar?
Guest124: sure!
Aries: Cool!! What's your preference?
Guest124: id like a vodka and cranberry juice
Aries: Like a vodka and cranberry juice? Nice imagery branwen!!
Guest124: thank you
Aries: Bah, no biggie.
Guest124: can i ask you for some advice?
Aries: I don't know, can you?
Guest124: theres this guy i like, should i tell him?
Aries: I think you should, branwen. But that's just me.
Guest124: im female by the way
Aries: Well then branwen, can I buy you a drink at Doh'g's bar?
Guest124: sure!
Aries: Cool!! What's your preference?
Guest124: id like a vodka and cranberry juice
Aries: Like a vodka and cranberry juice? Nice imagery branwen!!
Guest124: thank you
Aries: Bah, no biggie.
Guest124: can i ask you for some advice?
Aries: I don't know, can you?
Guest124: theres this guy i like, should i tell him?
Aries: I think you should, branwen. But that's just me.
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