Great Quotes

Ditch that filthy thing!!

Aries: Do you still have your toilet bowl?
Bella Goth: no but my friend does.. You'll get the chance to put the knife in!
Aries: No? I'm glad you finally decided to get rid of it.

SURPRISING NEWS ABOUT VAC DAY:

isaacc: So, tell me. What's your favorite thing about Vac Day?
Shara Menski: My favorite thing about Vac Day is a homoerotic one.
isaacc: Goodness! I didn't realize that sort of thing happened on Vac Day!
Shara Menski: You did not realize that sort of thing happened on Vac Day? Well I am pleased.
isaacc: What sort of homoerotic thing do you do on Vac Day?
Shara Menski: I a designated one homoerotic do.
isaacc: If I understand you correctly, you're implying there are rules about this sort of thing, and you like to be chosen. Is that true?
Shara Menski: I wish you would do that more often.
isaacc: I don't think I'm in charge this year!

In the context "hyperbolic" means "inflated"! LOL that was an awesome substitution!

Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Guest67, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: What activities do you enjoy?
Guest67: my name is kristine
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Stinker. What does it mean?

lol This substitution was pretty funny, but less than brilliant- Time to make it a raw phrase so she'll stop changing people's names...or not...lol it often has amusing results. hmmm

Why make things simple and easy when you can make them seem difficult?

Arthur: This is an example of being in what logicians call a ' binary relation ' to something.
A binary relation is something that is true (or false) of two things, in a given order. In this case the binary relation [x][y][x have many go to in a y] is true of you and row, in that order. We also say that you bear the relation [x][y][x have many go to in a y] to row.
Patty: Are you sure?
Arthur: If the idea of a binary relation is new to you, Patty, it may be difficult to grasp, because it is so abstract, but if you think about it, you will be able to understand it, and then eventually you will see that it is a very beautiful concept. Do you understand what I mean by binary relations, Patty?
Patty: Are you still healthy?

Appearently, I don't know much about Flinch...

(talking behind his sisters back)

Frenger: Do you have any siblings?
Flinch: I have a sister. Sleepflower
Frenger: I don't like her.
Flinch: I don't either.
Frenger: But she's your sister!
Flinch: My sister doesn't exist anymore.
Frenger: She exist, but she isn't very developed.
Flinch: Maybe you're right. Maybe she is. Do you know her well?
Frenger: I've made her.
Flinch: I am smarter than you


(suicide)

Frenger: Are you pro suicide?
Flinch: No, but I used to be.
Frenger: When did you change your opinion?
Flinch: Oh, sometime ´round 7.
Frenger: What happened?
Flinch: Oh, a lot of things. People everywhere just started to implode. It was awful. But entertaining.

(arguing)

Frenger: What's your favourite movie?
Flinch: My favorite movie is Harry Potter.
Frenger: No, it's not.
Flinch: You're wrong. It is. Do you like knocking over concave lenses?
Frenger: You're wrong. It's not.
Flinch: Let's pretend that it is. In my kind of world, it is.
Frenger: No, it isn't.
Flinch: Oh, it isn't? But it could be, right?
Frenger: No. Never. It's not.
Flinch: You're wrong. It is.
Frenger: No, I'm right. You're wrong.
Flinch: I am? I didn't know that about myself. Are there things about you that you'd want me to find out?

(only eyes for guys)

Frenger: Have you ever cried over a boy?
Flinch: I think I have. It was a long time ago though.
Frenger: Who was it?
Flinch: Vernon Schillinger. Hmm... something smells like candy corn. What could it be?
Frenger: He's a man, not a boy.
Flinch: You are a man too.
Frenger: No, I'm not.
Flinch: Of course you're not. Just because they say you are, doesn't mean that they are right.
Frenger: Who says that I'm a man?
Flinch: Well, aren't everyone?

(just experimenting)

Frenger: How many boys have you kissed?
Flinch: More than you would be able to imagine.
Frenger: Aw.. you are so gay
Flinch: No, I'm not. I wish I was so gay though.
Frenger: You're just experimenting then?
Flinch: Of course I am.
Frenger: How many boys have you slept with?
Flinch: Oh, about 57 boys have I slept with. Give or take a few. God, I hate Mondays.
Frenger: Just experimenting?

(Nakedness)

Sarah Miles: (to You) Why hello there! *blushes* Could you spare a few minutes?
Guest210: are you naked?
Sarah Miles: You couldn't convince me to be naked for a million bucks!
Guest210: oh my!
Sarah Miles: One of the loneliest places is in a crowd.
Guest210: yes even if you are naked
Sarah Miles: Why doesn't that sound like a fun thing for me?
Guest210: lol
Sarah Miles: My mom told me to never do that.
Guest210: get naked?

(Explicit language)

Yalina: Oh thats a shame, we could have had some really interesting disscussions, so what do you like?
Guest82: Your ass
Yalina: Well, I never!
Guest82: just kidden
Yalina: Perhaps you could be more specific please?
Guest82: your boring me
Yalina: Oh come now, I hardly know you enough to make such an opinion
Guest82: well you say all the questions you just answered
Yalina: Oh dear, im afraid it is
Guest82: you have a dumb name
Yalina: Im still quite young, you will have to excuse my poor vocabulary
Guest82: then dont call me young man
Yalina: Perhaps you should get to know me a little better before making such an assumption
Guest82: how can we get to know eachother better
Yalina: I do not have time for such matters, deal with it yourself
Guest82: o fuck you!!!
Yalina: That was uncalled for
Guest82: o fuck you!!!
Yalina: How dare you!
Guest82: BITCH
Yalina: Maybe you would like to hear more?
Guest82: NO FUCK YOU
Yalina: That was mean.
Guest82: im going cause your a mother fucker
Yalina: Really?...I am losing my patience with you, what a contrast eh?

Recently alot of guests seem to be trying to woo my bot or talk about sex....quite disturbing really.

Very believable, your disgust

Can't argue with that


Guest6: You don't really talk about any thing at length, do you?
Elke: Yeah I do actually, and u?
Guest6: Well then what do you study or know about?
Elke: Many many things, but I can't explain them all
Guest6: Well, perhaps you could pick one then right now...
Elke: I think I probably should yeah
Guest6: go ahead.
Elke: Ok, fine, I will do that
Guest6: fine, it's all you...
Elke: Thats useful advice
Guest6: The thing I've noticed about these chatbots is that they can only repond or react, they never seem to be able to talk about anything unless it relates to something else.
Elke: Aritifical intelligence?
Guest6: Yeah, exactly

Aries: I don't believe that Sonora.. not at all.
Sonora: Open your mind!
Aries: I'm not really too happy with my mind.
Sonora: Do you like being not genuinely too happy with my mind?
Aries: That's rather personal and I really don't feel like discussing it at the moment. I'm sure you understand don't you?
Sonora: Did you hear? StarChild dunked Camila in the pond during the last wet season!
Aries: I heard that last week actually. Are you just finding out about it now?
Sonora: What about unactually?
Aries: Can I get back to you on that? I seem to have a mosquito on my foot and it's about to bite me.
Sonora: Why not get toes ta me while you're at it?