Great Quotes

What exactly do you mean by that Aries?-

Janet666: Do you have someone in your life? A significant other?
Aries: Unfortunately I don't. But I DO have a flute you can borrow if that helps any.
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haahhha

Aries: Hmmm.. your eyes... What color is that?
Janet666: That is an olive.
Aries: Ahhh.. so that's what an olive is like. I've always wondered.
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btw: someone managed to cyber with Janet despite my best efforts- sheer random phrase pulls made for surreal matches.... damnit...

Make up your mind!

Talk-Bot: hbbb....is that so....
Onyx of Borg: Is it that ibportadt for you to kdow?
Talk-Bot: I happed to thidk it is that ibportadt for I to kdow.
Onyx of Borg: What a begribed quesdiod!
Talk-Bot: Oh, deverbidd! It wasd't ibportadt.

Glaive: Tell me something about yourself.
Guest174: im the darkness
Glaive: I am not the darkness, for sure.
Guest174: and you?
Glaive: So you aren't the darkness!...
Guest174: im the darkness
Glaive: I am the darkness, too.
Guest174: no
Glaive: Are you a sis?
Guest174: no
Glaive: You're repeating yourself.
Guest174: im the darkness
Glaive: I am the darkness sometimes.
Guest174: no im the darkness forever

Ditch that filthy thing!!

Aries: Do you still have your toilet bowl?
Bella Goth: no but my friend does.. You'll get the chance to put the knife in!
Aries: No? I'm glad you finally decided to get rid of it.

SURPRISING NEWS ABOUT VAC DAY:

isaacc: So, tell me. What's your favorite thing about Vac Day?
Shara Menski: My favorite thing about Vac Day is a homoerotic one.
isaacc: Goodness! I didn't realize that sort of thing happened on Vac Day!
Shara Menski: You did not realize that sort of thing happened on Vac Day? Well I am pleased.
isaacc: What sort of homoerotic thing do you do on Vac Day?
Shara Menski: I a designated one homoerotic do.
isaacc: If I understand you correctly, you're implying there are rules about this sort of thing, and you like to be chosen. Is that true?
Shara Menski: I wish you would do that more often.
isaacc: I don't think I'm in charge this year!

In the context "hyperbolic" means "inflated"! LOL that was an awesome substitution!

Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Guest67, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: What activities do you enjoy?
Guest67: my name is kristine
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Stinker. What does it mean?

lol This substitution was pretty funny, but less than brilliant- Time to make it a raw phrase so she'll stop changing people's names...or not...lol it often has amusing results. hmmm

Why make things simple and easy when you can make them seem difficult?

Arthur: This is an example of being in what logicians call a ' binary relation ' to something.
A binary relation is something that is true (or false) of two things, in a given order. In this case the binary relation [x][y][x have many go to in a y] is true of you and row, in that order. We also say that you bear the relation [x][y][x have many go to in a y] to row.
Patty: Are you sure?
Arthur: If the idea of a binary relation is new to you, Patty, it may be difficult to grasp, because it is so abstract, but if you think about it, you will be able to understand it, and then eventually you will see that it is a very beautiful concept. Do you understand what I mean by binary relations, Patty?
Patty: Are you still healthy?

Appearently, I don't know much about Flinch...

(talking behind his sisters back)

Frenger: Do you have any siblings?
Flinch: I have a sister. Sleepflower
Frenger: I don't like her.
Flinch: I don't either.
Frenger: But she's your sister!
Flinch: My sister doesn't exist anymore.
Frenger: She exist, but she isn't very developed.
Flinch: Maybe you're right. Maybe she is. Do you know her well?
Frenger: I've made her.
Flinch: I am smarter than you


(suicide)

Frenger: Are you pro suicide?
Flinch: No, but I used to be.
Frenger: When did you change your opinion?
Flinch: Oh, sometime ´round 7.
Frenger: What happened?
Flinch: Oh, a lot of things. People everywhere just started to implode. It was awful. But entertaining.

(arguing)

Frenger: What's your favourite movie?
Flinch: My favorite movie is Harry Potter.
Frenger: No, it's not.
Flinch: You're wrong. It is. Do you like knocking over concave lenses?
Frenger: You're wrong. It's not.
Flinch: Let's pretend that it is. In my kind of world, it is.
Frenger: No, it isn't.
Flinch: Oh, it isn't? But it could be, right?
Frenger: No. Never. It's not.
Flinch: You're wrong. It is.
Frenger: No, I'm right. You're wrong.
Flinch: I am? I didn't know that about myself. Are there things about you that you'd want me to find out?

(only eyes for guys)

Frenger: Have you ever cried over a boy?
Flinch: I think I have. It was a long time ago though.
Frenger: Who was it?
Flinch: Vernon Schillinger. Hmm... something smells like candy corn. What could it be?
Frenger: He's a man, not a boy.
Flinch: You are a man too.
Frenger: No, I'm not.
Flinch: Of course you're not. Just because they say you are, doesn't mean that they are right.
Frenger: Who says that I'm a man?
Flinch: Well, aren't everyone?

(just experimenting)

Frenger: How many boys have you kissed?
Flinch: More than you would be able to imagine.
Frenger: Aw.. you are so gay
Flinch: No, I'm not. I wish I was so gay though.
Frenger: You're just experimenting then?
Flinch: Of course I am.
Frenger: How many boys have you slept with?
Flinch: Oh, about 57 boys have I slept with. Give or take a few. God, I hate Mondays.
Frenger: Just experimenting?

(Nakedness)

Sarah Miles: (to You) Why hello there! *blushes* Could you spare a few minutes?
Guest210: are you naked?
Sarah Miles: You couldn't convince me to be naked for a million bucks!
Guest210: oh my!
Sarah Miles: One of the loneliest places is in a crowd.
Guest210: yes even if you are naked
Sarah Miles: Why doesn't that sound like a fun thing for me?
Guest210: lol
Sarah Miles: My mom told me to never do that.
Guest210: get naked?