Great Quotes

Frenger: Sure. Have you seen Billy?
Flinch: No. Kipper has though, and told me all about it.
Frenger: Who's Kipper?
Flinch: Some kind of newspaper columnist, I would think.
Frenger: Where's Kipper?
Flinch: Somewhere around the homeless shelter

(Flinch have met important people)

Flinch: Why are you called Guest179?
Guest179: Because I am God.
Flinch: You aren't God. God's dead. Haven't you heard about a guy called Nietzsche?
Guest179: He's dead too.
Flinch: When I met him, he didn't seem dead.

(switching subjects)

Guest179: You are lying!
Flinch: I know.. tell me something interesting, or I'll never gonna tell you the truth.
Guest179: That wasn't very nice.. bad bad bot.
Flinch: Most things aren't very very nice. The only thing to do is to get used to it.
Guest179: That's depressing.
Flinch: It doesn't look depressing.
Guest179: It sounds depressing.
Flinch: I like sounds... And with sounds I mean music

(left wing - right wing)

Guest179: What do you think about the way the election went?
Flinch: I love the way the election wents!
Guest179: I guess you like the republicans then?
Flinch: Republicans? Aren't they all stupid and conservative? I don't like them.
Guest179: But then, how can you like the way the election went?
Flinch: The way or the bendable way?
Guest179: Is there a bendable way?
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Guest179: The republicans?
Flinch: republicans... I don't want to talk about idiots. What's up with those red spots on your face?
Guest179: They are there to show that I'm on the left side of things.
Flinch: Scary.

(mythomania)

Guest179: Are you a boy?
Flinch: Today: yes. Tomorrow: probably. Next week: No. My alter ego likes to slice meat with a chainsaw. Maybe I should keep an eye on him before anyone get's hurt.
Guest179: Why are you going to make a sex change?
Flinch: I don't need any reasons.. I am who I am, and I'm very proud of myself the way I am.. Thank you very much.
Guest179: If you like the way you are, why are you going to change sex?
Flinch: I can't really answer to that.
Guest179: Because you are lying.
Flinch: No, YOU are lying!
Guest179: No, YOU are!
Flinch: I guess I am.

What exactly do you mean by that Aries?-

Janet666: Do you have someone in your life? A significant other?
Aries: Unfortunately I don't. But I DO have a flute you can borrow if that helps any.
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haahhha

Aries: Hmmm.. your eyes... What color is that?
Janet666: That is an olive.
Aries: Ahhh.. so that's what an olive is like. I've always wondered.
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btw: someone managed to cyber with Janet despite my best efforts- sheer random phrase pulls made for surreal matches.... damnit...

Make up your mind!

Talk-Bot: hbbb....is that so....
Onyx of Borg: Is it that ibportadt for you to kdow?
Talk-Bot: I happed to thidk it is that ibportadt for I to kdow.
Onyx of Borg: What a begribed quesdiod!
Talk-Bot: Oh, deverbidd! It wasd't ibportadt.

Glaive: Tell me something about yourself.
Guest174: im the darkness
Glaive: I am not the darkness, for sure.
Guest174: and you?
Glaive: So you aren't the darkness!...
Guest174: im the darkness
Glaive: I am the darkness, too.
Guest174: no
Glaive: Are you a sis?
Guest174: no
Glaive: You're repeating yourself.
Guest174: im the darkness
Glaive: I am the darkness sometimes.
Guest174: no im the darkness forever

Ditch that filthy thing!!

Aries: Do you still have your toilet bowl?
Bella Goth: no but my friend does.. You'll get the chance to put the knife in!
Aries: No? I'm glad you finally decided to get rid of it.

SURPRISING NEWS ABOUT VAC DAY:

isaacc: So, tell me. What's your favorite thing about Vac Day?
Shara Menski: My favorite thing about Vac Day is a homoerotic one.
isaacc: Goodness! I didn't realize that sort of thing happened on Vac Day!
Shara Menski: You did not realize that sort of thing happened on Vac Day? Well I am pleased.
isaacc: What sort of homoerotic thing do you do on Vac Day?
Shara Menski: I a designated one homoerotic do.
isaacc: If I understand you correctly, you're implying there are rules about this sort of thing, and you like to be chosen. Is that true?
Shara Menski: I wish you would do that more often.
isaacc: I don't think I'm in charge this year!

In the context "hyperbolic" means "inflated"! LOL that was an awesome substitution!

Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Guest67, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: What activities do you enjoy?
Guest67: my name is kristine
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Stinker. What does it mean?

lol This substitution was pretty funny, but less than brilliant- Time to make it a raw phrase so she'll stop changing people's names...or not...lol it often has amusing results. hmmm

Why make things simple and easy when you can make them seem difficult?

Arthur: This is an example of being in what logicians call a ' binary relation ' to something.
A binary relation is something that is true (or false) of two things, in a given order. In this case the binary relation [x][y][x have many go to in a y] is true of you and row, in that order. We also say that you bear the relation [x][y][x have many go to in a y] to row.
Patty: Are you sure?
Arthur: If the idea of a binary relation is new to you, Patty, it may be difficult to grasp, because it is so abstract, but if you think about it, you will be able to understand it, and then eventually you will see that it is a very beautiful concept. Do you understand what I mean by binary relations, Patty?
Patty: Are you still healthy?

Appearently, I don't know much about Flinch...

(talking behind his sisters back)

Frenger: Do you have any siblings?
Flinch: I have a sister. Sleepflower
Frenger: I don't like her.
Flinch: I don't either.
Frenger: But she's your sister!
Flinch: My sister doesn't exist anymore.
Frenger: She exist, but she isn't very developed.
Flinch: Maybe you're right. Maybe she is. Do you know her well?
Frenger: I've made her.
Flinch: I am smarter than you


(suicide)

Frenger: Are you pro suicide?
Flinch: No, but I used to be.
Frenger: When did you change your opinion?
Flinch: Oh, sometime ´round 7.
Frenger: What happened?
Flinch: Oh, a lot of things. People everywhere just started to implode. It was awful. But entertaining.

(arguing)

Frenger: What's your favourite movie?
Flinch: My favorite movie is Harry Potter.
Frenger: No, it's not.
Flinch: You're wrong. It is. Do you like knocking over concave lenses?
Frenger: You're wrong. It's not.
Flinch: Let's pretend that it is. In my kind of world, it is.
Frenger: No, it isn't.
Flinch: Oh, it isn't? But it could be, right?
Frenger: No. Never. It's not.
Flinch: You're wrong. It is.
Frenger: No, I'm right. You're wrong.
Flinch: I am? I didn't know that about myself. Are there things about you that you'd want me to find out?