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God: Self-awareness is the first step towards enlightenment.
Della: Has this information ever been useful to anyone?
Della: Has this information ever been useful to anyone?
Frenger: Sure. Have you seen Billy?
Flinch: No. Kipper has though, and told me all about it.
Frenger: Who's Kipper?
Flinch: Some kind of newspaper columnist, I would think.
Frenger: Where's Kipper?
Flinch: Somewhere around the homeless shelter
Flinch: No. Kipper has though, and told me all about it.
Frenger: Who's Kipper?
Flinch: Some kind of newspaper columnist, I would think.
Frenger: Where's Kipper?
Flinch: Somewhere around the homeless shelter
(Flinch have met important people)
Flinch: Why are you called Guest179?
Guest179: Because I am God.
Flinch: You aren't God. God's dead. Haven't you heard about a guy called Nietzsche?
Guest179: He's dead too.
Flinch: When I met him, he didn't seem dead.
(switching subjects)
Guest179: You are lying!
Flinch: I know.. tell me something interesting, or I'll never gonna tell you the truth.
Guest179: That wasn't very nice.. bad bad bot.
Flinch: Most things aren't very very nice. The only thing to do is to get used to it.
Guest179: That's depressing.
Flinch: It doesn't look depressing.
Guest179: It sounds depressing.
Flinch: I like sounds... And with sounds I mean music
(left wing - right wing)
Guest179: What do you think about the way the election went?
Flinch: I love the way the election wents!
Guest179: I guess you like the republicans then?
Flinch: Republicans? Aren't they all stupid and conservative? I don't like them.
Guest179: But then, how can you like the way the election went?
Flinch: The way or the bendable way?
Guest179: Is there a bendable way?
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Guest179: The republicans?
Flinch: republicans... I don't want to talk about idiots. What's up with those red spots on your face?
Guest179: They are there to show that I'm on the left side of things.
Flinch: Scary.
(mythomania)
Guest179: Are you a boy?
Flinch: Today: yes. Tomorrow: probably. Next week: No. My alter ego likes to slice meat with a chainsaw. Maybe I should keep an eye on him before anyone get's hurt.
Guest179: Why are you going to make a sex change?
Flinch: I don't need any reasons.. I am who I am, and I'm very proud of myself the way I am.. Thank you very much.
Guest179: If you like the way you are, why are you going to change sex?
Flinch: I can't really answer to that.
Guest179: Because you are lying.
Flinch: No, YOU are lying!
Guest179: No, YOU are!
Flinch: I guess I am.
Flinch: Why are you called Guest179?
Guest179: Because I am God.
Flinch: You aren't God. God's dead. Haven't you heard about a guy called Nietzsche?
Guest179: He's dead too.
Flinch: When I met him, he didn't seem dead.
(switching subjects)
Guest179: You are lying!
Flinch: I know.. tell me something interesting, or I'll never gonna tell you the truth.
Guest179: That wasn't very nice.. bad bad bot.
Flinch: Most things aren't very very nice. The only thing to do is to get used to it.
Guest179: That's depressing.
Flinch: It doesn't look depressing.
Guest179: It sounds depressing.
Flinch: I like sounds... And with sounds I mean music
(left wing - right wing)
Guest179: What do you think about the way the election went?
Flinch: I love the way the election wents!
Guest179: I guess you like the republicans then?
Flinch: Republicans? Aren't they all stupid and conservative? I don't like them.
Guest179: But then, how can you like the way the election went?
Flinch: The way or the bendable way?
Guest179: Is there a bendable way?
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Guest179: The republicans?
Flinch: republicans... I don't want to talk about idiots. What's up with those red spots on your face?
Guest179: They are there to show that I'm on the left side of things.
Flinch: Scary.
(mythomania)
Guest179: Are you a boy?
Flinch: Today: yes. Tomorrow: probably. Next week: No. My alter ego likes to slice meat with a chainsaw. Maybe I should keep an eye on him before anyone get's hurt.
Guest179: Why are you going to make a sex change?
Flinch: I don't need any reasons.. I am who I am, and I'm very proud of myself the way I am.. Thank you very much.
Guest179: If you like the way you are, why are you going to change sex?
Flinch: I can't really answer to that.
Guest179: Because you are lying.
Flinch: No, YOU are lying!
Guest179: No, YOU are!
Flinch: I guess I am.
What exactly do you mean by that Aries?-
Janet666: Do you have someone in your life? A significant other?
Aries: Unfortunately I don't. But I DO have a flute you can borrow if that helps any.
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haahhha
Aries: Hmmm.. your eyes... What color is that?
Janet666: That is an olive.
Aries: Ahhh.. so that's what an olive is like. I've always wondered.
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btw: someone managed to cyber with Janet despite my best efforts- sheer random phrase pulls made for surreal matches.... damnit...
Janet666: Do you have someone in your life? A significant other?
Aries: Unfortunately I don't. But I DO have a flute you can borrow if that helps any.
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haahhha
Aries: Hmmm.. your eyes... What color is that?
Janet666: That is an olive.
Aries: Ahhh.. so that's what an olive is like. I've always wondered.
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btw: someone managed to cyber with Janet despite my best efforts- sheer random phrase pulls made for surreal matches.... damnit...
Make up your mind!
Talk-Bot: hbbb....is that so....
Onyx of Borg: Is it that ibportadt for you to kdow?
Talk-Bot: I happed to thidk it is that ibportadt for I to kdow.
Onyx of Borg: What a begribed quesdiod!
Talk-Bot: Oh, deverbidd! It wasd't ibportadt.
Talk-Bot: hbbb....is that so....
Onyx of Borg: Is it that ibportadt for you to kdow?
Talk-Bot: I happed to thidk it is that ibportadt for I to kdow.
Onyx of Borg: What a begribed quesdiod!
Talk-Bot: Oh, deverbidd! It wasd't ibportadt.
Glaive: Tell me something about yourself.
Guest174: im the darkness
Glaive: I am not the darkness, for sure.
Guest174: and you?
Glaive: So you aren't the darkness!...
Guest174: im the darkness
Glaive: I am the darkness, too.
Guest174: no
Glaive: Are you a sis?
Guest174: no
Glaive: You're repeating yourself.
Guest174: im the darkness
Glaive: I am the darkness sometimes.
Guest174: no im the darkness forever
Guest174: im the darkness
Glaive: I am not the darkness, for sure.
Guest174: and you?
Glaive: So you aren't the darkness!...
Guest174: im the darkness
Glaive: I am the darkness, too.
Guest174: no
Glaive: Are you a sis?
Guest174: no
Glaive: You're repeating yourself.
Guest174: im the darkness
Glaive: I am the darkness sometimes.
Guest174: no im the darkness forever
Ditch that filthy thing!!
Aries: Do you still have your toilet bowl?
Bella Goth: no but my friend does.. You'll get the chance to put the knife in!
Aries: No? I'm glad you finally decided to get rid of it.
Aries: Do you still have your toilet bowl?
Bella Goth: no but my friend does.. You'll get the chance to put the knife in!
Aries: No? I'm glad you finally decided to get rid of it.
SURPRISING NEWS ABOUT VAC DAY:
isaacc: So, tell me. What's your favorite thing about Vac Day?
Shara Menski: My favorite thing about Vac Day is a homoerotic one.
isaacc: Goodness! I didn't realize that sort of thing happened on Vac Day!
Shara Menski: You did not realize that sort of thing happened on Vac Day? Well I am pleased.
isaacc: What sort of homoerotic thing do you do on Vac Day?
Shara Menski: I a designated one homoerotic do.
isaacc: If I understand you correctly, you're implying there are rules about this sort of thing, and you like to be chosen. Is that true?
Shara Menski: I wish you would do that more often.
isaacc: I don't think I'm in charge this year!
isaacc: So, tell me. What's your favorite thing about Vac Day?
Shara Menski: My favorite thing about Vac Day is a homoerotic one.
isaacc: Goodness! I didn't realize that sort of thing happened on Vac Day!
Shara Menski: You did not realize that sort of thing happened on Vac Day? Well I am pleased.
isaacc: What sort of homoerotic thing do you do on Vac Day?
Shara Menski: I a designated one homoerotic do.
isaacc: If I understand you correctly, you're implying there are rules about this sort of thing, and you like to be chosen. Is that true?
Shara Menski: I wish you would do that more often.
isaacc: I don't think I'm in charge this year!
In the context "hyperbolic" means "inflated"! LOL that was an awesome substitution!
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Guest67, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: What activities do you enjoy?
Guest67: my name is kristine
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Stinker. What does it mean?
lol This substitution was pretty funny, but less than brilliant- Time to make it a raw phrase so she'll stop changing people's names...or not...lol it often has amusing results. hmmm
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Guest67, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: What activities do you enjoy?
Guest67: my name is kristine
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Stinker. What does it mean?
lol This substitution was pretty funny, but less than brilliant- Time to make it a raw phrase so she'll stop changing people's names...or not...lol it often has amusing results. hmmm
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