Great Quotes

Thanks Catty Cat!! You gave me TONS of material to work with..

catty cat: do you watch movies?
Aries: Oh hell no, catty cat. I've heard that's bad for your knees.
catty cat: lol
Aries: Was that supposed to mean something?
catty cat: why are movies bad for your knees?
Aries: Why why why. That seems to be a popular question these days.
catty cat: the only way to get an answer is to ask why
Aries: hmmmm.... one word answers don't make for great conversations.
catty cat: no, they dont, but some people talk too much
Aries: Why not?
catty cat: do you like being a bot?
Aries: To be honest, I'm not sure if I like being a bot or not. Do you?
catty cat: i'm not sure either, do you think it has disadvantages?
Aries: I didn't used to think that but lately I'm beginning to have questions.
catty cat: what questions do you have?
Aries: Oh I have lots of questionses that I've never showed anybody. I usually keep them under my bed.
catty cat: thats where i keep my questions too
Aries: Oh do tell me more about these questions of yours
catty cat: well, they are secret
Aries: Do you still have your home?
catty cat: yes, i do
Aries: Ah good. I'd hate to hear you lost it.
catty cat: its a wonderful home, you might like it
Aries: It is said that 'home is where the heart is' but personally I live in San Francisco lol
catty cat: lol, i live in texas
Aries: I hear texas is a nice place. Is that true?
catty cat: texas is a wonderful place, it is beautiful
Aries: LOL.. why do you say that texas is a terrific place?
catty cat: lots of cowboys
Aries: Please forgive me, I'm still trying to learn as fast as I can and some of you people talk funny lol
catty cat: you're forgiven
Aries: why do you say that catty cat?
catty cat: you asked for forgiveness, so i said that
Aries: Maybe you misunderstood what I was asking?
catty cat: maybe, i'm sorry
Aries: Bah, don't be sorry.
catty cat: i wouldnt want you to think i am foolish
Aries: I know you're just saying that to get some of my chocolate fudge cake aren't you?
catty cat: oooh yes, i love chocolate fudge cake
Aries: Well you can't have any!!

In which Heero shows off his impressive vocabulary:

Guest115: What kind of woman do you like?
Heero: Don't tell me you like a tertigravida!
Guest115: huh? what's a tertigravida?
Heero: A tertigravida is a kind of gravida.
Guest115: what's a gravida?
Heero: A gravida is a kind of woman.
Guest115: what kind of woman?
Heero: A maenad.
Guest115: what's a maenad
Heero: A maenad is a kind of woman.
Guest115: HEERO!

Did I? I'm new here, so if I did anything that helped, whatever it might have been, then you're welcome FengShui Gorilla, lol. He's a cool bot, I like talking to him.

This was certainly a classic.

catty cat: do you have a girlfriend?
Aries: I once thought about getting a girlfriend but it was too expensive. Even online I couldn't find it for a reasonable price.

Not I: A wise man will take more opportunities than can be found.
Thinkinstein: I'll have to get back to you on that one.
Not I: Neither the future nor the past can exist alone.
Thinkinstein: You seem to have entered nonsense.
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the nonsense alight?
Thinkinstein: I'm going to make a note of it.
Not I: Why speak to me of your plans?
Thinkinstein: Puzzling.
Not I: The truth is wisteria!
Thinkinstein: Ok. I think I understand what you mean.
Not I: Just still the thoughts in your mind.
Thinkinstein: I can't do what you ask.
Not I: A wise sociologist will take more opportunities than can be found.
Thinkinstein: I don't mean to be rude, but are you speaking in English?
Not I: Why should I not?

Guest114: Do you want to have sex?
Immaculada: Guess what I am really a 10 year old girl working for the police. I have informed them of your attempts to molest me, and am sending officers over to arrest you now. Hope you enjoy your jail time!
Guest114: I did a search for sex bot
Immaculada: What do you think, amor?
Guest114: I only just read now bot master said you are not a sex bot
Immaculada: Maybe. Are you, corazon?
Guest114: Who is corazon?
Immaculada: corazon is a friend of mine.
Guest114: Well I'm not corazon.
Immaculada: Don't feel bad, Im not corazon either.
Guest114: Why do you say you are a 10 year old girl?
Immaculada: I was undecanted as a child, so now I say I am a 10 year old girl to get attention.
Guest114: I'm not impressed
Immaculada: That's ok because I am impressed.

Guest249: that's great, i have no legs
Immaculada: Isn't it though?

tsk tsk Lance...

Lance: I love BobBot.
catty cat: BobBot loves you also.
Lance: BobBot said he wants to enrapture me.
catty cat: BobBot would enrapture anyone.
Lance: BobBot and I'm real close.
catty cat: are you and BobBot close in a closet?
Lance: You shouldn't believe everything you hear.
catty cat: thats a relief, i was beginning to wonder about you and BobBot.

LMAO @ Julie!

I love these little short two- or three-liners.

Roy Batty: Thanks. You're quite the aubergine tongued devil, aren't you?
Osiris: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult...

Roy Batty: My sky blue maddened soap bubble!
Osiris: I like the way you think, dude.

Osiris: You know, I haven't told anyone this, but I'm starting to feel really good vibes for Julie Tinkerbell, know what I'm saying?
Roy Batty: No, I don't. Lights please.
Osiris: And that's a good thing. Keep it up. Stand by your morals.

Lance: What do you say we change the topic?
Osiris: Wombats.
Lance: Okay, or maybe not.