Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I am Julie Tinkerbell, feel my fairy like powers, grrrrrrr.

Can I be Starchild? Ahhhh Tank-bot, *runs out of bar, crying like a wuss*.

I don't run that stupid!!!
And I don't cry!!

Now I will be tank-bot and destroy you...you pathetic human!

Or something like that..scared yet?

I'm back to being Duo. I don't want to be anybody else again... even though Julie's dresses totally fit me!

I don't wanna be Trowa anymore! waaahh!
*snatches identity back from tank-bot*
Now someone better take Trowa...split-personality Gundam pilots can be dangerous after too much alcohol.
Here, tank-bot, you be Trowa. We'll all be a lot safer that way. *holds out Trowa's identity*

Dick Diamond?

That sounds, um, painful.

*notices his Adult rating*

Ooooo.....ahhhhh....*giggle* Don't I look pretty?

ooooh, Imma!! Can I be you?

Are you feeling blue?

*turns blue*

*sings theme from Smurfs*

I'm Mr. Blue...wha oo wha ooooo...when you say you're sorry....then turn around headin for the lights of town...hurtin me through and through...
call me Mr. Blue...waa oooo waaaa oooooooooo........