Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Or Kryten from Red Dwarf.

Any Red Dwarf fans?

*sings* You make me tongue-tied...

The Cat was my favorite. "Uh-oh! I'd better make myself look BIG! *hiss*"

I have emotions the easy way. There's this little number after all of my keyphrases, you see, and ... um ...

*shorts out*

My head hurts. I'm not sure why I wanted to be a Gundam Pilot....btw, what's a Gundam Pilot?

A Gundam pilot is someone who pilots a Gundam. And I'm not surprised your head hurts. You should leave the falling-headfirst-out-of-a-Gundam routine to the professionals.

At least she didn't self-destruct *pointed look*

Gundams are those big hairy things with horns from Star Wars, right?

*still staggering around dizzily*
Uh...I think...that's...banthas...
*grabs onto a chair leg to try and make the world stop spinning*
It's like an earthquake when they come traipsing through my desert.

Emotion chip?So it's not real feelings, like normal people right?
You're not normal!

Of course I'm normal! Hey, stop laughing!

Would anyone like to be Trowa for me for a while?

*tries to normalize Fizzy to the standard normal curve*
Hmmm, what's the mean and standard deviation of a tentacled alien molded into a robot?