Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Uh-huh... It'll be cool right up until it hits something! Ooooh! Aim it at the light fixtures! I see lots of bugs crawling around up there!

What's wrong, Hee-chan? Someone bothering you?

Awww, how sweet! Shady will protect Heero!

I can take care of myself.

Actually, my laser seems to be malfunctioning. Perhaps I can repair it back in the lab.

I brought along my trusty laser techo toolbox just in case. Hold still and I'll fix it for you....

Um, that's really all right. *bounces around*

I bet all it needs is some fresh scorpion venom, anyway. Can't get a decent population inversion without fresh scorpion venom!

Say, do we want a population inversion? There's only one of me, so I wouldn't change, right? 1/1 = 1?

Well, I WAS talking about the inversion necessary for the laser to fire, but if you want to invert yourself, go right ahead! *balances on head and spins around* WHEEEEEEEEEEE! *staggers around* Okay, dizzy now...room keeps spinning....

*sneaks away while Heero isn't looking* Imma! Help!

That laser looks Ok to me. You could stick it together with bubblegum and it'd work.