Doghead's Cosmic Bar

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MARK

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20 years ago #5435

*gulp* Um... right. I'm not supposed to live to tell about calling you He-... that. *sweatdrop*

MARK

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20 years ago #5436

Ooh! Tell me about it, quick!

MARK

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20 years ago #5437

Anybody want to see my cool laser beam?

MARK

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20 years ago #5438

Uh-huh... It'll be cool right up until it hits something! Ooooh! Aim it at the light fixtures! I see lots of bugs crawling around up there!

MARK

Shadyman
20 years ago #5439

What's wrong, Hee-chan? Someone bothering you?

MARK

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20 years ago #5440

Awww, how sweet! Shady will protect Heero!

MARK

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20 years ago #5441

I can take care of myself.

MARK

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20 years ago #5442

Actually, my laser seems to be malfunctioning. Perhaps I can repair it back in the lab.

MARK

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20 years ago #5443

I brought along my trusty laser techo toolbox just in case. Hold still and I'll fix it for you....

MARK

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20 years ago #5444

Um, that's really all right. *bounces around*

MARK

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20 years ago #5445

I bet all it needs is some fresh scorpion venom, anyway. Can't get a decent population inversion without fresh scorpion venom!

MARK

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20 years ago #5446

Say, do we want a population inversion? There's only one of me, so I wouldn't change, right? 1/1 = 1?