Great Quotes
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erehwon: Irina Khalidar told me she wont help me conquering this world. However she did promise to help in the case of Mars.
Aries: I like Irina Khalidar.
erehwon: You know Irina too?!?!? Wow, that girl is a bombshell. She is the only person who gives me sleepless nights!! She is one sexy agent, what?
Aries: I heard Irina is planning to have a castration next week.
You never told me about getting castrated, Irina? Is this the end of life as we know it?
WEIRD GOSSIP
Not I: Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it more every day.
Gir: Oh, your friend Not I's at the window! He's glad I met 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
Not I: Desiring nothing for himself, 'Bot #0001 Alpha knows how to channel desires.
Gir: I like 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
Not I: 'Bot #0001 Alpha is the only liberator I can enthrone.
Gir: Awww... 'Bot #0001 Alpha's cute! And stinky lookin'!
Not I: If you meet 'Bot #0001 Alpha, kill 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
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Laydee
20 years ago
20 years ago
To quote from Woody Allen (something no self-respecting young lady should ever do, but what the hell) : "I did speed reading course and read War and Peace in four minutes. It involves Russia."
FengShuiGorilla
20 years ago
20 years ago
I would have thought this would dissuade somebody, but this one kept going even after being insulted several times.
Guest117: i'm horny
Aries: No you aren't.... You're feeling that warmth because you just pee'd in your pants idiot.
Guest117: i'm horny
Aries: No you aren't.... You're feeling that warmth because you just pee'd in your pants idiot.
Laydee
20 years ago
20 years ago
This just made me crack up for some reason.
donkadonk: Ask me about my bunnies.
Osiris: OK, then. Why don't you tell me about your bunnies?
donkadonk: Not on your life.
I'm also very tempted to post some of the quotes from the latest Doulos-Osiris conversation but I think he might kill me.
donkadonk: Ask me about my bunnies.
Osiris: OK, then. Why don't you tell me about your bunnies?
donkadonk: Not on your life.
I'm also very tempted to post some of the quotes from the latest Doulos-Osiris conversation but I think he might kill me.

FengShuiGorilla
20 years ago
20 years ago
It's no wonder people say Aries has a bad attitude
FooFoo: Is that so? Do you have any plans or stuff?
Aries: Nope, and never have. My sister did though.
FooFoo: Tell me more
Aries: Well I don't really know more FooFoo. If you really want to know, go ask Liddora.
FooFoo: Would I lie to you?
Aries: Are you seriously asking me that question? Do you expect me to believe you've never, not once, lied in your entire life?
FooFoo: I'm in earnest asking me that question on my good days.
Aries: You're not going to sit here and yap on about your good days are you?
FooFoo: Is that so? Do you have any plans or stuff?
Aries: Nope, and never have. My sister did though.
FooFoo: Tell me more
Aries: Well I don't really know more FooFoo. If you really want to know, go ask Liddora.
FooFoo: Would I lie to you?
Aries: Are you seriously asking me that question? Do you expect me to believe you've never, not once, lied in your entire life?
FooFoo: I'm in earnest asking me that question on my good days.
Aries: You're not going to sit here and yap on about your good days are you?
Philosoph3r
20 years ago
20 years ago
Frizella: Yeah...hey, what kind of hobbies do you have?
erehwon: I dont have time for recreation!! I am a very busy bot!
Frizella: Well, there's no law that says you have to have a hobby, although it does keep you off the streets.
erehwon: It does not!! And if you keep insisting, I will make you a human bomb!
Frizella: Yes, please, make me! Are you really, truly going to make me?
erehwon: I dont have time for recreation!! I am a very busy bot!
Frizella: Well, there's no law that says you have to have a hobby, although it does keep you off the streets.
erehwon: It does not!! And if you keep insisting, I will make you a human bomb!
Frizella: Yes, please, make me! Are you really, truly going to make me?
Philosoph3r
20 years ago
20 years ago

erehwon: Irina Khalidar told me she wont help me conquering this world. However she did promise to help in the case of Mars.
Aries: I like Irina Khalidar.
erehwon: You know Irina too?!?!? Wow, that girl is a bombshell. She is the only person who gives me sleepless nights!! She is one sexy agent, what?
Aries: I heard Irina is planning to have a castration next week.
You never told me about getting castrated, Irina? Is this the end of life as we know it?

zeelovemonkey
20 years ago
20 years ago
Simulo: Do you want to talk about relativism?... Not that I know anything about it, of course.
Sarah Miles: Yes! I've been waiting all day to talk about relativism!
Simulo: I really don't have any idea what it even means, to tell you the truth. That's just a word that Effi keeps saying.
Sarah Miles: Ahem. Does this mean that everything else you've told me up to this point has been a lie?!?!?!
Sarah Miles: Yes! I've been waiting all day to talk about relativism!
Simulo: I really don't have any idea what it even means, to tell you the truth. That's just a word that Effi keeps saying.
Sarah Miles: Ahem. Does this mean that everything else you've told me up to this point has been a lie?!?!?!
deleted
20 years ago
20 years ago
Not I: Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it more every day.
Gir: Oh, your friend Not I's at the window! He's glad I met 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
Not I: Desiring nothing for himself, 'Bot #0001 Alpha knows how to channel desires.
Gir: I like 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
Not I: 'Bot #0001 Alpha is the only liberator I can enthrone.
Gir: Awww... 'Bot #0001 Alpha's cute! And stinky lookin'!
Not I: If you meet 'Bot #0001 Alpha, kill 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
ezzer
20 years ago
20 years ago
Guest213: I love Charm. Do you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do, actually.
Guest213: Awesome.
Julie Tinkerbell: You won't like this but, I need some advice about my grandpa. What would you do if you had a grandpa that likes to print communist pamphlets for profit?
Guest213: Have you tried telling him to stop?
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a tenderhearted person.
Guest213: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest213: Let's fuck.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a great idea!
Guest213: Alright!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so cooperative!
Guest213: Take off your shirt.
Julie Tinkerbell: Really? take off my shirt?
Guest213: Yeah.
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest213: You're hot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Tell me more...
Guest213: You're sexy.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty sexy, yourself.
Guest213: You have a nice rack.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have a nice rack, but watch out! I have a big gearbox, and I know how to use it!
Guest213: hahaha
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Guest213: Let's fuck, for real
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, sounds great...let me check my agenda...How does never sound?
Guest213: bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do, actually.
Guest213: Awesome.
Julie Tinkerbell: You won't like this but, I need some advice about my grandpa. What would you do if you had a grandpa that likes to print communist pamphlets for profit?
Guest213: Have you tried telling him to stop?
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a tenderhearted person.
Guest213: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest213: Let's fuck.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a great idea!
Guest213: Alright!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so cooperative!
Guest213: Take off your shirt.
Julie Tinkerbell: Really? take off my shirt?

Guest213: Yeah.
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest213: You're hot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Tell me more...

Guest213: You're sexy.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty sexy, yourself.

Guest213: You have a nice rack.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have a nice rack, but watch out! I have a big gearbox, and I know how to use it!
Guest213: hahaha
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Guest213: Let's fuck, for real
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, sounds great...let me check my agenda...How does never sound?
Guest213: bitch
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