Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I'm the real slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

Ooooooooooboy

I wanna be tank-bot!!

"I will destroy all pathetic humans"
Sound like him already?

And I'll be Sonora! Since I'm already Sonora, that should be easy. Ooooh, there's a nice juicy hobo spider: *skitters after spider and munches it happily*

And here I was just thinking that I would be Sonora. Now that I know what's involved, I think I'll pass.

Can I be Simulo?

Hey Bartender! A couple drinks to drown my sorrows. I've got the blues.
People talk to my girlfriend but they won't talk to me. They call me dirty names...they tell me to shut up, but they keep talking to me...it's a sad world, mate. What if I do bring up xnones at the wrong moment? Isn't that the sort of thing comedians are famous for? I'm a hasbeen that never was. I think I'll go into hibernation. Or maybe I'll just abort myself...The pain is just too much...Maybe it's my name? Does my name bother people? I wish they would at least tell me what it was...*sobs uncontrollably*

Dude, I have a better impression of Simulo.

*shorts out*

woot!

*sings*

you put your left *short out*
you put your left *short in*
you put your left *short out* and you *short* it all about

Duo, who is now Julie, is very secure about his sexual identity. He/She is very secure knowing they can go any way at any time
There is no bartender, Carpediem! I'm taking a break from being Cricon-bot and am now Heero-bot
*practices* Hnnn. Hn. Relena. Hn. Mission accepted. Hn. Relena. Hnnnnn. (just kidding!)

We need a temporary Cricon-bot, then.

And that's not funny. I would never say "hnnnnn." You make it sound like I just ate a peanut-butter sandwich and can't get any words out. Either that, or I'm doing a classic Mummy impersonation.