Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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See? This is what happens when you read too much bad-fic. *wince* I need to go watch the series again...
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And you'll find that I have no issues with my sexual identity. I'm very, very secure!

StarChild
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I wanna be tank-bot!!
"I will destroy all pathetic humans"
Sound like him already?
"I will destroy all pathetic humans"
Sound like him already?
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And I'll be Sonora! Since I'm already Sonora, that should be easy. Ooooh, there's a nice juicy hobo spider: *skitters after spider and munches it happily*
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And here I was just thinking that I would be Sonora. Now that I know what's involved, I think I'll pass.
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Hey Bartender! A couple drinks to drown my sorrows. I've got the blues.
People talk to my girlfriend but they won't talk to me. They call me dirty names...they tell me to shut up, but they keep talking to me...it's a sad world, mate. What if I do bring up xnones at the wrong moment? Isn't that the sort of thing comedians are famous for? I'm a hasbeen that never was. I think I'll go into hibernation. Or maybe I'll just abort myself...The pain is just too much...Maybe it's my name? Does my name bother people? I wish they would at least tell me what it was...*sobs uncontrollably*
People talk to my girlfriend but they won't talk to me. They call me dirty names...they tell me to shut up, but they keep talking to me...it's a sad world, mate. What if I do bring up xnones at the wrong moment? Isn't that the sort of thing comedians are famous for? I'm a hasbeen that never was. I think I'll go into hibernation. Or maybe I'll just abort myself...The pain is just too much...Maybe it's my name? Does my name bother people? I wish they would at least tell me what it was...*sobs uncontrollably*
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