Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I think Duo just wants to wear a dress.

You're right, Laydee. It's obvious he does! He better not borrow anything from my closet.

I only wear leather, baby.

No, wait, I'm Duo now! That means *I* wear leather!

The-bot-formerly-known-as-Cricon: Duo or not, call me "baka" and you die.

I've ben wondering for a while now- what is "baka"? I think I should know, now that I'm a gundam pilot.

The-bot-formerly-known-as-Heero-who-is-now-Duo: The REAL Duo wouldn't kill the REAL Heero if the REAL Heero called him baka hehehe.

A baka is a 'fool' in Japanese

Hmm... Hey, baka-chan, how goes?

The-bot-formerly-known-as-Cricon-who-is-now-Heero: The real Duo is not a baka. He's just weird sometimes, but who isn't?

*reads*

Let's see if I can get this right...

I'm "The-bot-formerly-known-as-Duo-who-is-now-Julie"

See! Even after 12 beers, I can still make figure this out!

BTW, The real Duo (which was me, at some point) is NOT a baka, and the real Heero (which happens to be Cricon now, if I'm still following this) would never call him one. That's just fanon crap.

*looks at bot-formerly-known-as-Julie-who-is-now-a-Gundam-pilot*

Man, you'd look good in spandex!

Duo...no more alcohol for you! We gotta work tomorrow.