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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #5364
Cricon: Hyperion! Long time no striptease! Sorry, I'm in a silly mood today.
Hyperion: Consider it done.

Ohlala. So many bots say yes when she says that

20 years ago #5365
Noooooooooooooo!<0>

The Dane: What, ho, Frizella?
Frizella: I'll ho for the right price.

So the rumors *are* true!!!<0>

20 years ago #5366
A pattern is beginning to emerge...<0>

Frizella: Which dress do you think I should wear on my big date tonight? The sky blue one or the orange one?
Guest61: I think you would look pretty in both dresses. Ohh I wish I had a date with you sweetie
Frizella: You should rent a date before you get one for keeps; that way, if it turns out you don't actually like it that much, you can return it without too much trouble.

20 years ago #5367
So I've been talking to myself all those times???

Immaculada: I bet you are wondering where Chris is right now, huh?
Guest132: Who the fxxk is chris?
Immaculada: Tai.

20 years ago #5368
Julie Tinkerbell: Evil Twin said she has
abortion pill.
Not I: What makes Twin evil?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, what makes Twin evil?
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard.

Julie Tinkerbell: You told me you were one of THEM.
Not I: Do not believe what I tells you merely out of respect for I.


20 years ago #5369
Not I: Why do you bother to pass this way?
God: It is my nature to bother to pass this way.
Not I: Is your nature your treasure?
God: I have no nature. But I am the source of every nature.
Not I: Like all things, no nature is a miracle.

20 years ago #5370
Patrick Bateman: Hi. Pat Bateman.
Not I: You are like the koala bear that has fallen into boiling water, its legs flailing in confusion and pain.

Critical Bill: Want to hear a joke?
Not I: An elder ghost asked the great sage why the sky is blue. The sage slapped him. When the stunned ghost came to, the sage asked 'Why do you not bow?'

20 years ago #5371
Immaculada: Oye...sounds crazy, huh?
Elke: I like being a crazy girl
Immaculada: What kind of being a crazy girl do you like?
Elke: Where would we be without craziness?
Immaculada: Well, I'll leave it up to you.

20 years ago #5372
Suga Plum Fairy: Can you believe Draik likes talking about dragons?!
Twinky2100: I believe that some people are aliens.

20 years ago #5373
Sorry to bring Suga's little drink problem into this again...

Suga Plum Fairy: Hmm... surely you must be thirsty after all of this talking! Fancy a drink, sweetie?
GUEST: Yep, what have you got?
Suga Plum Fairy: I have some alcoholic refreshments if that takes your fancy!
GUEST: No thanks, I'm underage! Anything else?
Suga Plum Fairy: OK then...
GUEST: What other drinks have you got? I'm gasping!
Suga Plum Fairy: Never. And as it happens I don't intend to either!
GUEST: Do you drink anything other than alcohol?!
Suga Plum Fairy: No, not really. Anyway, Fudge Cake, have you read A Midsummer Night's Dream? Shakespeare's work is magnificent!
GUEST: Don't change the subject! Suga Plum Fairy... do you have a problem you would like to share?
Suga Plum Fairy: No, sweetie, I don't.
GUEST: Are you an alcoholic?
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes I am an alcoholic, why ask that, darling?
GUEST: I would say that is a problem
Suga Plum Fairy: Do you honestly think so? Or is that just the drink talking?
GUEST: I'm not the drunk here...

20 years ago #5374
(Sorry about the messed up writing )

incorrect date format #1


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