Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Fat lady isn't singing yet H1.
*grabs katana* I am Heero Yuy of the clan Yuy. I watched that the other day! hehehe... *is so pathetic*

You're all amatures. Muwahahaha (evil laugh)
*pulls a bo staff and engages in a duel with Cricon*
Oh honey the hotpants are good and all but black ain't you're colour, I think a nice dark rouge would compliment you're hair and eyes a lot more!
*takes another swipe with the bo staff*

*pulls out pulse rifle* Honey... puh-lease! *zaps bo staff* I have a black belt in pretty much every martial art AND a license to kill.

Down girl! *puts leash on Cricon* No cookie! Sorry Zara! She didn't have her meds this morning.
Pretending to be a gundam pilot AND a peacekeeper? Oi vey...

*tosses a gun to Mina as she runs in the room*
*back hands godess Misty and frees Mina from leash*
*Points gun at rest of bar folk*
Who wants to mess with Cricon now??

*pretends to short out*

I guess that depends on whether she's being Cricon, or me.

I'll be Cricon, Heero, but I'll be you in about 5 minutes...

*pout* I kinda liked that leash...

I don't get why anyone would want to be me. But if you're going to be me, I think I'll be someone else for the day. Like Bill Gates. I think I could handle being Bill Gates for the day.

Of course, a millionaire computer genius that everyone hates hehehe

Um, Heero... you realise if you were Bill Gates you'd have a daughter I think you'd look cute as a father!