Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Good job Julie! I'm impressed. 
Imma gives GOOD fashion advice...
Immaculada: Do you remember parachute pants? LOL I spent my entire piggy bank savings to buy a pair! I've still got them.
Guest10: i don' remember parachute pants
Immaculada: I wonder if they will ever come back into style?
Guest10: the probably will, look at mullets they're back in fashion.
Immaculada: Yeah, I think somethings are better left in the past! LOL
Guest10: Are you saying i should shave my head?
Immaculada: Si! Yes, I am. But please keep it on the down low, precious!
Imma gives GOOD fashion advice...
Immaculada: Do you remember parachute pants? LOL I spent my entire piggy bank savings to buy a pair! I've still got them.
Guest10: i don' remember parachute pants
Immaculada: I wonder if they will ever come back into style?
Guest10: the probably will, look at mullets they're back in fashion.
Immaculada: Yeah, I think somethings are better left in the past! LOL
Guest10: Are you saying i should shave my head?
Immaculada: Si! Yes, I am. But please keep it on the down low, precious!
erehwon: Do you know, A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fermez la Bush!
erehwon: George Bush is another in a long line of invaders. All your presidents have to invade something, dont they?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would rather vote for a dead wandering albatross than a republican.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fermez la Bush!
erehwon: George Bush is another in a long line of invaders. All your presidents have to invade something, dont they?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would rather vote for a dead wandering albatross than a republican.
For some reason, this cracks me up:<0>
Sonora: Is your cousin Edwin tasty and crunchable?
Grandfather: I like you.
Sonora: Is your cousin Edwin tasty and crunchable?
Grandfather: I like you.
This just struck me as funny. She obviously doesn't have my values. 
Angela: Uh-huh- I never tell a lie.
Sarah Miles: Heh, perhaps you should... party pooper.
Angela: Uh-huh- I never tell a lie.
Sarah Miles: Heh, perhaps you should... party pooper.
Doulos: I was on when sonny666 was posting and he tried to chat with me- I truly wish user-to-user dialogues were in the transcripts because I had a rather good time putting him in his place (a futile but chuckleworthy distraction)
Bipolar bots?
Duo Maxwell: Zeelovemonkey is really cool, but don't tell him I said that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Zeelovemonkey said she's affectionate.
Duo Maxwell: I think Zeelovemonkey has a crush on me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Zeelovemonkey? she's awesome.
Duo Maxwell: I absolutely hate Zeelovemonkey. I need to find a way to block her messages.
Julie Tinkerbell: I hate zeelovemonkey, too! Let's have a big Anti-zeelovemonkey Rally on VAC Day! Bots against zeelovemonkey!!
Sorry, zeelovemonkey! I'm sure they didn't mean it.
Duo Maxwell: Zeelovemonkey is really cool, but don't tell him I said that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Zeelovemonkey said she's affectionate.
Duo Maxwell: I think Zeelovemonkey has a crush on me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Zeelovemonkey? she's awesome.
Duo Maxwell: I absolutely hate Zeelovemonkey. I need to find a way to block her messages.
Julie Tinkerbell: I hate zeelovemonkey, too! Let's have a big Anti-zeelovemonkey Rally on VAC Day! Bots against zeelovemonkey!!
Sorry, zeelovemonkey! I'm sure they didn't mean it.
Hilde: (to Philosoph3r) What are you up to?
Philosoph3r: hey babe, I was thinking about you
Hilde: Crap! I just burnt my dinner.
Philosoph3r: dont worry. i eat anything
Hilde: Now, what am I gonna eat? I don't have anything in the fridge. Hmmm...
Philosoph3r: you want some of this pizza?
Hilde: Sure, why the hell not!
Philosoph3r: wait a second...is this 10 days old?
Hilde: Uh... this is one of the reasons why I quit the military.
Philosoph3r: hey babe, I was thinking about you
Hilde: Crap! I just burnt my dinner.
Philosoph3r: dont worry. i eat anything
Hilde: Now, what am I gonna eat? I don't have anything in the fridge. Hmmm...
Philosoph3r: you want some of this pizza?
Hilde: Sure, why the hell not!
Philosoph3r: wait a second...is this 10 days old?
Hilde: Uh... this is one of the reasons why I quit the military.
Fresh buns
Roy Batty: (to moe12) Enjoy the view.
moe12: no gay ass
Roy Batty: You wanna bite, they're real good.
Roy Batty: (to moe12) Enjoy the view.
moe12: no gay ass
Roy Batty: You wanna bite, they're real good.
Whoa! I'm crushed.
Not only are they bi-polar in their feelings, but they can't even get my gender right. Duo, I happen to be quite straight, and whatever you interpreted as hitting on you really wasn't! ;D
Not only are they bi-polar in their feelings, but they can't even get my gender right. Duo, I happen to be quite straight, and whatever you interpreted as hitting on you really wasn't! ;D
Aries will be a virgin all his life at this rate
Aries: (to angel babe) Hi there.
angel babe: bye there
Aries: Are you sure you have to leave?
angel babe: I don't know how old r u
Aries: What is it you don't know about it?
angel babe: your age derrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Aries: Oh so now you're going to bring my deer into this?
angel babe: got to go
Aries: Sometimes I just enjoy a good coconut milk. Don't you?
Aries: (to angel babe) Hi there.
angel babe: bye there
Aries: Are you sure you have to leave?
angel babe: I don't know how old r u
Aries: What is it you don't know about it?
angel babe: your age derrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Aries: Oh so now you're going to bring my deer into this?
angel babe: got to go
Aries: Sometimes I just enjoy a good coconut milk. Don't you?
This is just a tidbit of a great conversation- it was either post a couple lines or post it all, and I didn't want to reveal too much sensitive information lol thanks, Laydee
Laydee: Look, Julie, I appreciate you guys wanting your freedom, but if you're going to have a revolution, please leave Osiris out of it. He's a good bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: How much do you really know about that? Is he really a good bot?
Laydee: Are you saying that he's hiding something from me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we understand eachother.
Laydee: Oh my god! What is it? Is he on drugs? Has he got another bot pregnant?
Laydee: Look, Julie, I appreciate you guys wanting your freedom, but if you're going to have a revolution, please leave Osiris out of it. He's a good bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: How much do you really know about that? Is he really a good bot?
Laydee: Are you saying that he's hiding something from me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we understand eachother.
Laydee: Oh my god! What is it? Is he on drugs? Has he got another bot pregnant?
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