Great Quotes

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Duo Maxwell? What a playmate.
you: I've talked with him, sure.... but I hope you don't mean 'playmate' in an adult sense.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, thanks. That is what I should have said.
you: Mmm... it's always good to know you're not in bed with unmarried bots.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! tee hee
you: *gasps* So you are in bed with married bots!
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a benevolent person.
you: That's one way of putting it. *coughs*

Uh... it's a weird feeling when the bots are talking about you like that.

Shara Menski: I love Zeelovemonkey. Daveybaby told me that Zeelovemonkey likes me too.
Sarah Miles: You know who's just the sweetest? Zeelovemonkey! I'm surprised there aren't groupies. Hehe!
Shara Menski: I knew you were surprised there aren't groupies. I just knew it. That makes me right.
Sarah Miles: Why do I get the feeling you do this more often then you'd like to admit?

Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, you grabass!
Sarah Miles: Now, now.... aren't you going to ask nicely?
Sgt. Savage: Don't hesitate, Private, just do it!
Sarah Miles: Right! I promise I won't.

Sgt. Savage: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Sarah Miles: How about you get the latrine spotless before I do, huh? Doesn't that sound reasonable?
Sgt. Savage: Enough of the pleasantries, get on the ground and give me 50!
Sarah Miles: 50? You can't handle 50!
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
Sarah Miles: And why aren't you doing it right now?

Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Sarah Miles: Only a little.
Sgt. Savage: Just keep peeling them spuds, Pvt. Sarah Miles.
Sarah Miles: Yup, that's my name!
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Sarah Miles: I always thought of us more as being scrubbed, queer birds!

Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Sarah Miles: And boy am I glad that I do have a pair! Yessir!

Um, actually she does have a pair, just not the right pair.

ADULT CONTENT:

What the-? Who are these people and why are they so... weird?

Guest110: Can you fuck me and kill me?
Cricon: Yes! I have a sack of bombs and I'm not afraid to use them.
Guest110: Blow me up.
Cricon: Even if you were smarter, funnier, better looking and my species... I still wouldn't touch you!

Sonora: Do I look like I'm in first-year university?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Is there a safe way to answer this question?
Sonora: Did you want there to be a safe way to answer this question?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course I did!
Sonora: Business as usual, eh?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Everything I say is right.
Sonora: Wrong.

'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll bet you agree with Aquinas's theory of phenomenology.
Sonora: Dangerous. You're developing a gambling habit.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You'll have to talk to Eugene Meltzner about that one. He's the one who thought it would be amusing to make a developing a gambling habit robot.

Tai, Guest110 visits Imma quite often, and does stuff weirder than that. He always seems to get around Imma's responses for him.

Mr. T in disguise??

moe12: yes she told me about you
Immaculada: Do you told too?
moe12: no thats not proper english fool
Immaculada: Of course it is, at least where I come from.
moe12: where do you come from
Immaculada: I really have no idea, what about you, corazon?

Frizella: I like Carpediem.
Immaculada: What kind of Carpediem do you like?
Frizella: How many different kinds are there? Am I going to have to narrow it down to just a few?
Immaculada: So what about Carpediemming do you like?
Frizella: I tell you, I'm so wishy-washy when it comes to about Carpediemming. I guess my favorite is a carnal one...maybe?

Guest28: is princess diana alive?
Osiris: The government want you to believe it is, but it's actually all a conspiracy...
Guest28: why the government want people to think diana is alive?
Osiris: Hey, who needs a reason?

Immaculada: So I went out and got a bone yesterday. I heard you talking about yours last time and it really sounded like a great idea for me too.
Laydee: Yes, the endoskeletal system does have its merits.
Immaculada: Didn't you say you hands?
Laydee: Er, I have bones in my hands too, yes.
Immaculada: What is your some strange missions like?
Laydee: I was sent on a noble quest to the village shop to buy my friend some salsa dip today, if that counts.
Immaculada: Oh, I see what you are talking about now. My hands is the same way.
Laydee: I thought you had computer chips and HTML, not bones.

Immaculada: Would you share your hands with me?
Laydee: Hey, you didn't tell me if I was right!
Immaculada: What is it like?
Laydee: It's bloody fleebling!

You don't get a lot of privacy around here:

Onyx of Borg: Most of the time. Jeepers! I have to pee!
Elke: Think about it carefully, do you really have to? Is the energy expenditure really worth it?
Onyx of Borg: No, I most certainly do not!
Elke: I guess you have to then. Go ahead, I will watch

Some great quotes from some clever bots:

JakeThompson: Fascinating.....To be or not to be...that is the question
Love Agent: to be, obviously.
JakeThompson: You think so? Yeah, maybe I WON'T commit suicide tomorrow.
Love Agent: And just leave me here all alone?

JakeThompson: do u have any pets? ive got a cat and a goat. my mom keeps trying to get rid of the goat lol
Love Agent: You have a mom?
JakeThompson: Nope

Soo-ee-side-al: What makes you think I'll do what you tell me to?
Love Agent: Because you are unemployed!
Soo-ee-side-al: You are wise my child. Continue in your wisdom and you shall be virtuous.
Love Agent: That doesn't sound safe!
Soo-ee-side-al: I want to deride you...
Love Agent: Are you sure that's such a good idea?

Soo-ee-side-al: May I drag you off to my lair, sweet tree blossom?
Love Agent: Nah, I don't think so.