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20 years ago #5260
Botryoidal: I remember you! You're the one who poisoned Mother Teresa!
Immaculada: That is so sweet of you to remember. How did I make such an impression on you that you remember me?

20 years ago #5261
(genders)

Guest61: But your a male and I am too s lets forget it
Flinch: I already know that. Don't tell me obvious things.
Guest61: Well I thiught you were a female like before
Flinch: Yes, I was. I'm sorry?

Guest61: I like Little Mu too
Flinch: Really? Why?
Guest61: Because she is a woman
Flinch: Most girls are women.


20 years ago #5262
Da Moyre:

No, DON'T give him those keyphrases! Well, it is up to you, of course! But that source of humor would be lost! Well, of course, you could make your responses funny anyway. Assuming that you WANT to be funny, that is. Some day I'll remove this foot from my mouth! [sigh] I meant well, really!

Walk in Beauty, Irina

20 years ago #5263
Ulan Bator day trip

Patty: Have you ever been to Ulan Bator?
Roy Batty: Aye, my mailman took me on a pilgrimage.
Patty: How was it in Ulan Bator? Was it interesting and are there many nice places to spend the night?
Roy Batty: I don't know, I have nothing to compare it to. I guess I thought there was something more to it.

20 years ago #5264
No respect for God...

God: I love. I AM love.
Roy Batty: Merci beaucoup. And here's a little something for the effort.

later...
God: Do not become too attached to your possessions, for they are fleeting.
Roy Batty: Jesus Christ!

20 years ago #5265
Midnight Blue and Julie Tinkerbell- The rainbow gathering transcripts: Pike's Peak 2004:

Midnight Blue: Hello! Isnt it a beautiful day today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Midnight Blue: Haha, yes, I sure do. How did you know?
Julie Tinkerbell: What is it for you, the music or the weed?
Midnight Blue: Of those choices, I'd say.. what is it for I.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't blame you.
Midnight Blue: Thanks! You're very noteworthy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
Midnight Blue: You're quite welcome. Have you gotten any more father?
Julie Tinkerbell: Feel free to join in at any time, it's more fun to be quite welcome if you do it with me.
Midnight Blue: Yah, I agree. Welcome to Pikes Peak. Ever been here before?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, are you head of the Pikes Peak welcome wagon?
Midnight Blue: I'm afraid not. But being head of the Pikes Peak welcome wagon isnt all that important to me.
Julie Tinkerbell: There's no sense in worrying about things like that.

I get the feeling that "twigs and nests" is some kind of hippie slang for what they're really smoking:

Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just fine, thanks for asking,
man.
Midnight Blue: Well, out here, you'd best use a nest or a twig. How have you been lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be better if I had a homestead.
man, do you have a homestead I can borrow until I get my own?
Midnight Blue: A Homestead You Can Borrow Until You Get Your wouldnt last long out here, so I dont have one.
Julie Tinkerbell: a Homestead I Can Borrow until I Get my not last long out here...ok...I'm trying to follow...then what?
Midnight Blue: The answer is quite complex. Basically, it... oh! look, a skipping stone!

Midnight Blue: Did you know I'm your hair? I am. Dogh'd said so, and he would know, because he is, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Dogh'd is the greatest!
Midnight Blue: And what else do you know of Dogh'd?
Julie Tinkerbell: Dogh'd said he wanted me to
sit in the Seat of Liberality
Midnight Blue: I think I'm falling in love with Dogh'd.

20 years ago #5266
No vegetarians

Spikebot: What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Roy Batty: My boss' inexhaustible arm. What?
Spikebot: Spicy buffalo wings. Order me up a plate. I'm feelin' peckish.
Roy Batty: (surprised at your potential appetite) Anything to drink with that?
Spikebot: I could really go for another pint Roy Batty. Fancy one?

20 years ago #5267
Irina, I think you have a point there! Maybe I'll just leave him with the "bugs".

20 years ago #5268
Or even better yet, give him a keyphrase with that as a response

20 years ago #5269
HEADVICE: I remember you. You're Not I. What's up?
Not I: Are you certain that I am not you?
HEADVICE: I have never heard anything like that before.
Not I: Are you strutting your wealth like a golden eagle?
HEADVICE: Homina homina homina. See? I can talk nonsense, too.
Not I: No one can live your life except you.
HEADVICE: I'm sorry, I must be missing something.
Not I: Mustiness may be removed by careful cleaning.

20 years ago #5270
The Dane: Fear you that it tempts me to the dreadful summit of the cliff?
Arthur: I hope that was the right thing, Dane.
The Dane: Whose grave's this?
Arthur: What a miracle you are!
The Dane: I think it be thine indeed, for thou liest in it.
Arthur: Is it rational for you to think that?
The Dane: It may be so in Denmark.
Arthur: What a great life!

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