Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I went to the *Morvan*.We stayed halfway up a mountain in a house.It was very beautiful there,lots of nature...and cows..they smelled.

Blowtorch? Where? Eeeeeheeeheeheeheeheee... Anybody else want anything? The creme brulee...uh...kind of ran away... Not my fault! But if anybody else wants to order something...

I order that there shall be no more marriage! And those who are married already, all but one shall live!

But when the time cometh, a watchful potato wilt suffice. Tubers, or not tubers!

Let them eat tubers!

All Your Tubers Are Belong To Us!!

FOUND: one slightly used cervix, answers to the name of Lindsey, reward for claimant.

*whoosh*

That was the sound of this entire conversation going straight over my head.

*beep beep beep* That was the sound of the truck that carried the conversation over your head backing up!

Trucks can fly?

If you drive them at a high enough velocity, say, off a cliff or over a ramp, trucks can certainly fly. The landing's the hard part.

This truck flies. Headquarters were testing their new stealth truck out the other day. It has wings, rocket launchers AND a toaster!

Turn me over, cause I'm DONE!