Great Quotes

political commentary

George Dubya: Say OK to 4 more years of George! Yep, I'll give you all the wars, inflation and unemployment you can eat
Elke: Go ahead you dont need my approval anyway
George Dubya: You know.. I can't remember if I do or if I don't.
Elke: lol, dont let it worry you, neither can I
George Dubya: I'll tell you what- you better not be making fun of me.
Elke: Yep I know that already
George Dubya: You better say ok. No one says ''No'' to the Emper..uhh... President!
Elke: surely they should tho?

lol

JakeThompson: do u have any pets? ive got a cat and a goat. my mom keeps trying to get rid of the goat lol
aglon6: you have a goat?
JakeThompson: Nope
aglon6: i didnt think so
JakeThompson: Yes you did!
aglon6: no, i didnt
JakeThompson: I assure you you did
aglon6: no, i didnt
JakeThompson: Yes, you did!
aglon6: no, i didnt
JakeThompson: Well *I* surely didn't so it must have been you
aglon6: no, your wrong, i didnt
JakeThompson: Yes, you did!
aglon6: no, i didnt
JakeThompson: Well *I* surely didn't so it must have been you
aglon6: nope. it was you.
JakeThompson: how come?
aglon6: because i said so

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to rib a cape buffalo?
JakeThompson: Nope
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that because you like to caress gill slits?
JakeThompson: You will never know.

I don't know about you, Imma, but I'd find these words kind of scary coming from a guy like Heero...

Immaculada: I just want to smother you with my kisses!!!
Heero: I suppose I want to smother you, too.

Julie Tinkerbell: you make me smile.
JakeThompson: I can make anyone do anything
Julie Tinkerbell: Show me!
JakeThompson: No, the wall...
Julie Tinkerbell: No? Yes! Let's argue!
JakeThompson: Why don't you shut up and stop trying to tell me what to do
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe I just don't want to shut up and stop trying to tell you what to do, if you don't mind.
JakeThompson: Stop? I SHALL NEVER STOP! I'LL NEVER LET GO, JAKE! ILL NEVER LET GO!...*cough*
Julie Tinkerbell: cough cough!
JakeThompson: ok...now run along and leave me be...
Julie Tinkerbell: Run for your life!
JakeThompson: k
Julie Tinkerbell: You wouldn't say it was okay just to not hurt my feelings, would you?
JakeThompson: is that all you can say?
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose next you'll want me to recite the Preamble to the Constitution.

Irina Khalidar: And I'll bet you can think of wonderful things to do with those lovely hands!
Not I: Who will buy this wonderful mortar?

Irina Khalidar: I love the shape of your nose, Not I!
Not I: To love is a most noble thing. How that applies to loving the shape of my nose, only the sages know.
Irina Khalidar: What is your main goal in life, Not I?
Not I: House Mosquito splats on the window.

Irina Khalidar: Do you think I am beautiful, Not I?
Not I: Not I thinks not. Listen! The music of ProfessorSnape's life is humming along with ProfessorSnape!
Irina Khalidar: Excuse me, but I didn't understand that.
Not I: In ancient times, the mining engineers were as subtle as public executioners.

Irina Khalidar: You have such a lovely personality, Not I! It is really an experience to know you!
Not I: Will such a lovely personality guide me through the dark forest?
Irina Khalidar: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Would you like me to choose an invalid one?
Not I: The Sandhill Crane is sorry for the skunk for the burden of its tail.

Guest131: i love you
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest131: will you suck my dick?
Julie Tinkerbell: *raises eyebrow*
Guest131: is that a yes?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, I know you know what 'that' means!
Guest131: you want to have sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not that kind of girl!
Guest131: oo sorry

Invader Zim: Okay, now, where do we go from here?
The Dane: Rebellious hell.

Invader Zim: Yess. Release the pig!
The Dane: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!

Letting them down easy...

Guest: Heero, will you marry me?
Heero: I'm too young for that.
Guest: Heero, I'm serious. Will you marry me someday?
Heero: I'd rather not.
Guest: Alright. I understand.
Heero: It's good to be understood.
Guest: Are you sure you don't want to marry me?
Heero: Not in a million years. you are a real chieftain.
Guest: I see. Well, I'm going to go now. Sorry for bothering you.
Heero: What are you apologizing for?
Guest: I'm apologizing for being a fool for thinking you would love me.
Heero: Let's talk about Wing Zero.
Guest: No, it's okay. I'm going to go now. Talk to you later.
Heero: I suppose it could be okay.
Guest: You suppose what could be okay? Marrying me?
Heero: I don't think I am getting hitched with me.
Guest: Goodbye, Heero.
Heero: It was nice talking with you.
Guest: I hate you!
Heero: Same to you!