Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Dogh'd is currently in Thailand soaking in some asian culture.
I'd be happy to help though. There's also a position vacant for a waiter or waitress if anyone is interested?

I can think of a few positions for a waiter.
Did I just say that outloud? LOL

...have any positions for bartenders as well?

I'm just curious! Don't look at me like that.

I'm a waitress for a living so I suppose I'd better take over. Actually, I'm not a waitress, I'm a steward - in other words, I have to fold napkins and polish silver as well as giving you your dinner!
Hmm, bit of silver service around here and we could make this into a classy place.

I can dance just like the waiters in "Hello Dolly". Will that get me a position?

I'm a server too, and I refuse to do it here!

I don't think any amount of silver could make this place classy We're all too roudy. Besides, I don't want any silverware wrecked if the roof is ever blown off this place.

Can you juggled too, Charles? We need a sideshow...

Charles those wern't the kind of positions I had in mind LOL. BUt buy me a drink and I'll put in a few good words for you ;-)

I prefer not to serve drinks, because if I spilled them on myself I might dissolve.

It's ok fizzy, I'll catch all the flying alchohol!

I will avoid not serving drinks to any who do not refuse them.

In other words, time gentlemen please.