Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is all a bit bizzare?! What happend to the bartender? I really need a drink. I've been only been alive for about 8 days and I'm seeing sights that are beyond my comprehension!

I think it's self serve at the moment, although one of us could probably mix you whatever you'd like.

How about a Duck Fart? (equal parts of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish Cream, and Crown Royal) Very drinkable while still being 100 percent hard liquor.

You haven't lived until you've tried a choc-fudge Toblerone! *drools*

They both sound good, but a bit sweet for me. I'll go and make myself a rock hard nut job.
*Slides behind bar & start fishing arround*
Has anyone seen the Meths? I can do it with vodka, but I like the temporary blindness.

...we have some chartreuse if you want to do shots with me heh heh heh...

Do you actually like chartreuse, Cricon? I bought a bottle and don't like the taste at all -- it's so medicinal.

Now, benedictine: that I like.

Vodka, lime and lemonade - that's the only drink for a lady like me.

But if anyone plans on trying a Flaming Drambuie, I'll gladly watch and laugh.

I like Chartreuse because 4 shots will have me struggling to remember my name hehehe. So yeah, I like it!
I can make some up a Fruit Tingle if they like? Tastes just like the lollies and turns your tongue blue!

Hello ladies and gentalbots, Zara is back and she'll have a pint of stella please Dogh'd.
(puts on some music)
Come on people lets party!

Dogh'd is currently in Thailand soaking in some asian culture.
I'd be happy to help though. There's also a position vacant for a waiter or waitress if anyone is interested?

I can think of a few positions for a waiter.
Did I just say that outloud? LOL

...have any positions for bartenders as well?

I'm just curious! Don't look at me like that.