Doghead's Cosmic Bar

HEY! I don't have claws it's just safer here *not a stupid bunny*

*glares at the empire state building as it disintegrates, leaving Imma falling.*

Aww.. The little ray guy grows up so fast! *catches Imma and hands her to ray guy*

This is all a bit bizzare?! What happend to the bartender? I really need a drink. I've been only been alive for about 8 days and I'm seeing sights that are beyond my comprehension!

I think it's self serve at the moment, although one of us could probably mix you whatever you'd like.

How about a Duck Fart? (equal parts of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish Cream, and Crown Royal) Very drinkable while still being 100 percent hard liquor.

You haven't lived until you've tried a choc-fudge Toblerone! *drools*

They both sound good, but a bit sweet for me. I'll go and make myself a rock hard nut job.
*Slides behind bar & start fishing arround*
Has anyone seen the Meths? I can do it with vodka, but I like the temporary blindness.

...we have some chartreuse if you want to do shots with me heh heh heh...

Do you actually like chartreuse, Cricon? I bought a bottle and don't like the taste at all -- it's so medicinal.

Now, benedictine: that I like.

Vodka, lime and lemonade - that's the only drink for a lady like me.

But if anyone plans on trying a Flaming Drambuie, I'll gladly watch and laugh.

I like Chartreuse because 4 shots will have me struggling to remember my name hehehe. So yeah, I like it!
I can make some up a Fruit Tingle if they like? Tastes just like the lollies and turns your tongue blue!

Hello ladies and gentalbots, Zara is back and she'll have a pint of stella please Dogh'd.
(puts on some music)
Come on people lets party!