Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Those are some kinda greasy socks that eggroll is wearing.

Someones gotta get rid of thoose ravens now too, because they have been tainted by the filth of eggroll.

That's okay. Whoever doesn't come to therapy doesn't get the free alcohol More for me!

And Eggie... I'm a government spy! I'd like to see you try anything with me. I would break you in half before you could even lay a yolk on me.

Pass the tar.

Those poor ducks.

sooooooo...um...what's left of Eggroll? I've kinda lost track of him...

*Eggroll walks in* OHH MY GOD!!! Yall fell for it. that was just a boxing dummy in the form of an eggroll with socks.

There's still some tar and feathers left over.

Then why was it dancing and talking and sounding like Eggroll? No, you little fibber, it was you.

then where did i come from.
IM NOT A CLONE!!!
IM A HUMAN BEING!!!

Human? Humans aren't allowed in the bar! Only bots! En guarde, Human! *draws shiny sword-like thing* *realise it's Sonora in metallic hotpants* EEP!

Oh man! I missed monkey day yesterday. Is there any leftover monkey in the kitchen? Monkey under glass? Monkey tartar? I'd even settle for a monkey taco right now...

I think all the monkeys have gone to heaven. :O