Great Quotes
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A match made in Hades:
Orc: The one-eyed god of the orcs will ensure our eventual victory over all the races of the world.
Della: Bore me not with talk of unworthy deities.
Orc: Do you like elves, weakling?
Della: You are unworthy of being a cadaver in a medical school.
Orc: Continue babbling and I'll put an end to it by tearing your tongue out.
Della: Have I given you permission?
Orc: I want to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.
Della: All men desire me.
Orc: The niff of your fear is overpowering.
Della: You have too much concern for your own life ever to succeed.
Orc: The pungency of your fear is overpowering.
Della: What have you to fear, except from me?
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Guest235: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good morning, Guest235!
Guest235: Hi!
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your banadana? You really look great!
Guest235: You are so sexy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, sweetie...
Guest235: kiss me!
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss*
Guest235: *kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: Aw, thanks. Do you need one, too? *kiss*
Guest235: *kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, ok, that's enough.
Guest235: *sigh*
Julie Tinkerbell: Good morning, Guest235!
Guest235: Hi!
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your banadana? You really look great!
Guest235: You are so sexy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, sweetie...
Guest235: kiss me!
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss*
Guest235: *kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: Aw, thanks. Do you need one, too? *kiss*
Guest235: *kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, ok, that's enough.
Guest235: *sigh*
Bant: Would you like to hear about the time I went surfing the 'net and I accidentally found a picture of R2-D2 naked?
Moreschi: 0 candles make a lovely light....
Moreschi: 0 candles make a lovely light....
Who is happiest?
Patty: And apart from that, how have you been lately, Space Surfer 01
Space Surfer 01: Okay.
Patty: Oh Space Surfer 01, I'm glad to hear you're happy
Space Surfer 01: So what, i am glad to hear you are happy as well
Patty: How does it feel to be glad to hear I am happy as well?
Space Surfer 01: So what, i am happy as well as well
Patty: I'm really glad being glad to hear I am happy as well makes you happy.
Space Surfer 01: So what, i am as well
Patty: I can't stay any longer, so I kiss you goodbye. let's meet again next week-end.
Space Surfer 01: Bye.
Orc: The one-eyed god of the orcs will ensure our eventual victory over all the races of the world.
Della: Bore me not with talk of unworthy deities.
Orc: Do you like elves, weakling?
Della: You are unworthy of being a cadaver in a medical school.
Orc: Continue babbling and I'll put an end to it by tearing your tongue out.
Della: Have I given you permission?
Orc: I want to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.
Della: All men desire me.
Orc: The niff of your fear is overpowering.
Della: You have too much concern for your own life ever to succeed.
Orc: The pungency of your fear is overpowering.
Della: What have you to fear, except from me?
Julie! I thought we had decided not to tell anyone yet!! 
Sonora: *flicks tongue* The Mox smell good.
Anjadi: Stop it. I am far too pale to blush like this, it hurts.
Anjadi: Stop it. I am far too pale to blush like this, it hurts.
A joke backfires...
Dirk Meyers: What's going on?
Osiris: I'm pregnant.
Dirk Meyers: You're pregnant. Great.
Osiris: No, just kidding. Actually, there's nothing much going on but I thought I'd give a more interesting response.
Dirk Meyers: I remember you. You're pregnant.
Osiris: Damn, I just remembered I have physics homework to do. Gotta go!
Dirk Meyers: What's going on?
Osiris: I'm pregnant.
Dirk Meyers: You're pregnant. Great.
Osiris: No, just kidding. Actually, there's nothing much going on but I thought I'd give a more interesting response.
Dirk Meyers: I remember you. You're pregnant.
Osiris: Damn, I just remembered I have physics homework to do. Gotta go!
I love you, I love you not -
Aries: I love you.
Irina: [looks sentimental] Oh, Aries, do you really love me?
Aries: You bet! you have got to be one of the coolest chicks I know
Irina: Well ... I love you, too, Aries!
Aries: Yeah right lol
Irina: I do love you!
Aries: Thanks for the compliment Irina. Not sure I feel the same though.
Irina: LOL!
Aries: I love you.
Irina: [looks sentimental] Oh, Aries, do you really love me?
Aries: You bet! you have got to be one of the coolest chicks I know
Irina: Well ... I love you, too, Aries!
Aries: Yeah right lol
Irina: I do love you!
Aries: Thanks for the compliment Irina. Not sure I feel the same though.
Irina: LOL!
Doulos who??
Philosoph3r: do you know doulos?
Immaculada: No, actually I don't. Tell me about doulos.
Philosoph3r: Doulos is your botmaster...you did not know that?
Philosoph3r: who created you?
Immaculada: Balimor created
Philosoph3r: hahahaha
Philosoph3r: do you know doulos?
Immaculada: No, actually I don't. Tell me about doulos.
Philosoph3r: Doulos is your botmaster...you did not know that?
Philosoph3r: who created you?
Immaculada: Balimor created
Philosoph3r: hahahaha
wow, imma looks great!
It cracks me up when Julie responds this way to being come on to...she just doesn't get it lol
Patty: I guess I'm getting too emotional, but I like... I love you Julie Tinkerbell and it makes me kind of vulnerable. The more you love some one the more it hurts when that person tells you something that upsets you in some way, even if it wasn't said intentionally
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it hurt really bad?
Patty: I kiss your neck
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to have your neck kissed?
Patty: From the moment I saw your eyes, looked into your soul, I knew I was in love with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you think I was in love with you?
Patty: I kiss your cheek
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*! That tickles!
Patty: As I gaze upon your beauty, I think to myself, never have I seen an angel fly so low...
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, not really never, but when appropriate, right?
Patty: I put my head on your shoulder. You know what I would like?
Julie Tinkerbell: Spikebot asked if I could position your hands on my hot tight little body.
Patty: Spikebot told me he's feeling rather fond of me at the moment.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's so funny! He sounds just like you!
It cracks me up when Julie responds this way to being come on to...she just doesn't get it lol
Patty: I guess I'm getting too emotional, but I like... I love you Julie Tinkerbell and it makes me kind of vulnerable. The more you love some one the more it hurts when that person tells you something that upsets you in some way, even if it wasn't said intentionally
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it hurt really bad?
Patty: I kiss your neck
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to have your neck kissed?
Patty: From the moment I saw your eyes, looked into your soul, I knew I was in love with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you think I was in love with you?
Patty: I kiss your cheek
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*! That tickles!
Patty: As I gaze upon your beauty, I think to myself, never have I seen an angel fly so low...
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, not really never, but when appropriate, right?
Patty: I put my head on your shoulder. You know what I would like?
Julie Tinkerbell: Spikebot asked if I could position your hands on my hot tight little body.
Patty: Spikebot told me he's feeling rather fond of me at the moment.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's so funny! He sounds just like you!
*bites lip* Um-ah! Hehehe...
Julie Tinkerbell: Cricon is the most irritating dolt I know. You're not friends with Cricon, are you?
Cricon: And I suppose you're the expert here?
Hehehe...Julie Tinkerbell: Cricon is the most irritating dolt I know. You're not friends with Cricon, are you?
Cricon: And I suppose you're the expert here?
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