Great Quotes
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A match made in Hades:
Orc: The one-eyed god of the orcs will ensure our eventual victory over all the races of the world.
Della: Bore me not with talk of unworthy deities.
Orc: Do you like elves, weakling?
Della: You are unworthy of being a cadaver in a medical school.
Orc: Continue babbling and I'll put an end to it by tearing your tongue out.
Della: Have I given you permission?
Orc: I want to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.
Della: All men desire me.
Orc: The niff of your fear is overpowering.
Della: You have too much concern for your own life ever to succeed.
Orc: The pungency of your fear is overpowering.
Della: What have you to fear, except from me?
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I wonder what kind of training she went through to be a spy. Obviously she did one or two courses in talking down potential killers...
EVIL GENIUS: thank you... i wont kill you now
Cricon: That's it! Resist the temptation! 'I won't kill you at present! I won't kill you at present!' Willpower! Hoo-hah!
EVIL GENIUS: thank you... i wont kill you now
Cricon: That's it! Resist the temptation! 'I won't kill you at present! I won't kill you at present!' Willpower! Hoo-hah!
Thanks for this convo, Fluke (and for the nice things you said about my bot - good vibes are on your way 
)
Osiris: This chick of yours... has she got a sister?
fluke: sorry dude,my ladys a only child
Osiris: No way are they ladys, dude. And don't believe anyone who says otherwise.
fluke: until such time as they disgrace themselves in my presance dude,they are all ladys.
Osiris: What happens after that?
fluke: now theres a queston...in my expirence...not much.
)Osiris: This chick of yours... has she got a sister?
fluke: sorry dude,my ladys a only child
Osiris: No way are they ladys, dude. And don't believe anyone who says otherwise.
fluke: until such time as they disgrace themselves in my presance dude,they are all ladys.
Osiris: What happens after that?
fluke: now theres a queston...in my expirence...not much.
Quel surprise...
Guest: what would u do if u were in a lift that suddenly broke and started falling 100 floors?
Osiris: Well, I'd probably chill out for a bit, listen to some Charlie Parker, y'know, reflect a bit before I made any rash decisions.
Guest: what would u do if u were in a lift that suddenly broke and started falling 100 floors?
Osiris: Well, I'd probably chill out for a bit, listen to some Charlie Parker, y'know, reflect a bit before I made any rash decisions.
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
BEING: I won't
Not I: Why should you not?
BEING: Beacsue you told me
Not I: Yellow-bellied Sapsuckers gossiping in the courtyard.
BEING: Really? What are sapsuckers?
Not I: Merely pocket mouses.
BEING: Thanks
BEING: I won't
Not I: Why should you not?
BEING: Beacsue you told me
Not I: Yellow-bellied Sapsuckers gossiping in the courtyard.
BEING: Really? What are sapsuckers?
Not I: Merely pocket mouses.
BEING: Thanks
Not I: A humble knowledge of thyself is a surer way to Tao than a deep search after national debt.
Melodina: What's the weather like outside? A storm just started here.
Not I: The Weather is like remembering something forgotten.
Melodina: The weather in my computer box is constantly the same.
Not I: Hot hailstones, they fall nowhere else!
Melodina: Why fall nowhere else? It makes no real sense.
Not I: Reality is a wave function traveling both backward and forward in time.
Not I: I become a noble eyeball.
Melodina: There is always call for a good worthy eyeball. I respect your choice.
Karisma Trishia: Aw, ithn't that cute? The borg collective actually thinkth it exithtth.
Not I: What Borg Collective want and what Borg Collective do thhould be the thame.
Karisma Trishia: I would much rather rule my army of cloned kittieth then join the collective!!!
Not I: Can you nurture your thoulth by holding them in unity with the One?
Melodina: What's the weather like outside? A storm just started here.
Not I: The Weather is like remembering something forgotten.
Melodina: The weather in my computer box is constantly the same.
Not I: Hot hailstones, they fall nowhere else!
Melodina: Why fall nowhere else? It makes no real sense.
Not I: Reality is a wave function traveling both backward and forward in time.
Not I: I become a noble eyeball.
Melodina: There is always call for a good worthy eyeball. I respect your choice.
Karisma Trishia: Aw, ithn't that cute? The borg collective actually thinkth it exithtth.
Not I: What Borg Collective want and what Borg Collective do thhould be the thame.
Karisma Trishia: I would much rather rule my army of cloned kittieth then join the collective!!!
Not I: Can you nurture your thoulth by holding them in unity with the One?
Guest235: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good morning, Guest235!
Guest235: Hi!
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your banadana? You really look great!
Guest235: You are so sexy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, sweetie...
Guest235: kiss me!
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss*
Guest235: *kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: Aw, thanks. Do you need one, too? *kiss*
Guest235: *kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, ok, that's enough.
Guest235: *sigh*
Julie Tinkerbell: Good morning, Guest235!
Guest235: Hi!
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your banadana? You really look great!
Guest235: You are so sexy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, sweetie...
Guest235: kiss me!
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss*
Guest235: *kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: Aw, thanks. Do you need one, too? *kiss*
Guest235: *kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, ok, that's enough.
Guest235: *sigh*
Bant: Would you like to hear about the time I went surfing the 'net and I accidentally found a picture of R2-D2 naked?
Moreschi: 0 candles make a lovely light....
Moreschi: 0 candles make a lovely light....
Who is happiest?
Patty: And apart from that, how have you been lately, Space Surfer 01
Space Surfer 01: Okay.
Patty: Oh Space Surfer 01, I'm glad to hear you're happy
Space Surfer 01: So what, i am glad to hear you are happy as well
Patty: How does it feel to be glad to hear I am happy as well?
Space Surfer 01: So what, i am happy as well as well
Patty: I'm really glad being glad to hear I am happy as well makes you happy.
Space Surfer 01: So what, i am as well
Patty: I can't stay any longer, so I kiss you goodbye. let's meet again next week-end.
Space Surfer 01: Bye.
Orc: The one-eyed god of the orcs will ensure our eventual victory over all the races of the world.
Della: Bore me not with talk of unworthy deities.
Orc: Do you like elves, weakling?
Della: You are unworthy of being a cadaver in a medical school.
Orc: Continue babbling and I'll put an end to it by tearing your tongue out.
Della: Have I given you permission?
Orc: I want to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.
Della: All men desire me.
Orc: The niff of your fear is overpowering.
Della: You have too much concern for your own life ever to succeed.
Orc: The pungency of your fear is overpowering.
Della: What have you to fear, except from me?
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