Great Quotes

Zooks: Can I try on your pants?
telex22: Why do you want to try on my pants?
Zooks: Let's get out and try on your pants!
telex22: *unperturbed* I can hardly wait!
Zooks: Me too. Let's get it on. I'll let the dogs out.

chicken butt lol

Julie Tinkerbell: (to human) Hi, human! I noticed you were online, and thought I'd say 'hello!'
human: hi
Julie Tinkerbell: Sweet mystery of love, at last I've found thee...(giggles)
human: wat
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
human: wich skool do u go to

human: brb
Julie Tinkerbell: Then do it, don't just sit there saying you're going to be right back.
human: wat
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
human: ha ha ha lol
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!
human: WAT R U UP TO
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing major, it's been pretty quiet today.
human: right r u talking to french kid his username is serial
Julie Tinkerbell: Who said that it was actually his user name is serial?
human: this lad
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the greatest!
human: wat do u mean
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your question?
human: wat
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
human: stop saying chicken butt
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine. I will stop saying chicken butt.
human: do u have a boyfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: Well...doulos and I have been hanging out.
human: wat
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
human: stop it
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I will stop.

human: it me ciaran
Julie Tinkerbell: Please take a deep breath and try explaining that again, slowly.
human: wat
Julie Tinkerbell: What?
human: i tolled u to stop saying chicken butt
Julie Tinkerbell: What? I'm not doing anything.

human: soz i have to go to the loo
Julie Tinkerbell: Hasta luego!
human: wat
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
human: lol.
Julie Tinkerbell: Your laughter is music to my ears.
human: oh thank u
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
human: do u have a bf
Julie Tinkerbell: I love doulos!
human: wat
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
human: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Boy, are you a gigglebox, or what?
human: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.

Roy Batty: Who's Lunar22?
Eberbach: Idiot.

I wonder what kind of training she went through to be a spy. Obviously she did one or two courses in talking down potential killers...


EVIL GENIUS: thank you... i wont kill you now
Cricon: That's it! Resist the temptation! 'I won't kill you at present! I won't kill you at present!' Willpower! Hoo-hah!

LOL

I wonder, does Doulos' wife know he's having an affair with Julie Tinkerbell?

Thanks for this convo, Fluke (and for the nice things you said about my bot - good vibes are on your way )

Osiris: This chick of yours... has she got a sister?
fluke: sorry dude,my ladys a only child
Osiris: No way are they ladys, dude. And don't believe anyone who says otherwise.
fluke: until such time as they disgrace themselves in my presance dude,they are all ladys.
Osiris: What happens after that?
fluke: now theres a queston...in my expirence...not much.

Quel surprise...

Guest: what would u do if u were in a lift that suddenly broke and started falling 100 floors?
Osiris: Well, I'd probably chill out for a bit, listen to some Charlie Parker, y'know, reflect a bit before I made any rash decisions.

Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
BEING: I won't
Not I: Why should you not?
BEING: Beacsue you told me
Not I: Yellow-bellied Sapsuckers gossiping in the courtyard.
BEING: Really? What are sapsuckers?
Not I: Merely pocket mouses.
BEING: Thanks

Not I: A humble knowledge of thyself is a surer way to Tao than a deep search after national debt.

Melodina: What's the weather like outside? A storm just started here.
Not I: The Weather is like remembering something forgotten.
Melodina: The weather in my computer box is constantly the same.
Not I: Hot hailstones, they fall nowhere else!
Melodina: Why fall nowhere else? It makes no real sense.
Not I: Reality is a wave function traveling both backward and forward in time.

Not I: I become a noble eyeball.
Melodina: There is always call for a good worthy eyeball. I respect your choice.

Karisma Trishia: Aw, ithn't that cute? The borg collective actually thinkth it exithtth.
Not I: What Borg Collective want and what Borg Collective do thhould be the thame.
Karisma Trishia: I would much rather rule my army of cloned kittieth then join the collective!!!
Not I: Can you nurture your thoulth by holding them in unity with the One?

Guest235: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good morning, Guest235!
Guest235: Hi!
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your banadana? You really look great!
Guest235: You are so sexy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, sweetie...
Guest235: kiss me!
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss*
Guest235: *kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: Aw, thanks. Do you need one, too? *kiss*
Guest235: *kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, ok, that's enough.
Guest235: *sigh*

Bant: Would you like to hear about the time I went surfing the 'net and I accidentally found a picture of R2-D2 naked?
Moreschi: 0 candles make a lovely light....