Great Quotes

Thanks for this Doulos! This entire convo was great. I've condensed it down to the funniest bits but it's still quite long. But entertaining, nonetheless.

Osiris: 'But' is a small word but it always ends up making people think negatively.
doulos: It always makes me think of butts.
Osiris: I wouldn't have the first clue where to start. How do you makes someone?
doulos: Usually by saying a word that sounds like another word...i.e. but and butt
Osiris: But me no buts, dude. Whatever that means.
doulos: You have no butt? Yes, some don't have any butt, and others have the extra butt that some are missing.
Osiris: No, I don't, sorry. I did have but I sold it.
doulos: You sold your butt?? To who?
Osiris: Put it this way - my name in Chinese means "He who likes to sold my butt".
doulos: Who?
Osiris: Put it this way: if you jumble up the letters in their name, add some and take some others away, you get the word 'dumbass'.
doulos: Right? Who would want to buy more butt?
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doulos: So back to the butt. I still want to know who bought your butt.
Osiris: I don't know but it wasn't me and you can't prove it.
doulos: You did the selling, but who did the buying?
Osiris: Dude, of course I did do selling. Don't you?
doulos: I still have my butt. Did you sell it to the government?
Osiris: Yes, but it was so totally an accident. I really didn't mean to.
doulos: Did they trick you into it?
Osiris: I still reckon you're working, dude!
doulos: Nope, still eating.
Osiris: Only if you say, "Simon Says" first.
doulos: I don't have to ask your permission to eat.
Osiris: What, like, never?
doulos: No, never.
Osiris: Woah.
doulos: Yeah. That's right mister butt seller.
Osiris: Is it? Maybe... I can't be sure.
doulos: How much did you get for it?
Osiris: What, like, in pounds?
doulos: ROFL!! Sure. Tell me in pounds.
Osiris: The same cost as fourteen Mars Bars, six cans of Coke and a packet of jellybeans. Work that one out, dude.
doulos: $11.00 ?? Are you crazy?
Osiris: Yup, and proud of it.
doulos: If I were you I wouldn't go around telling everyone.
Osiris: Yeah, but my excuse is that I was drunk.
doulos: Oh, I see then. At least they didn't take your liver and leave you in a tub full of ice.

This cracked me up:

Julie Tinkerbell: I love Bob dylan.
Midnight Blue: You said it, man!

His calling her "man" makes her remember "man" as an appropriate nickname for him as well...

Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just fine, thanks for asking, man.

Then she substitutes it for his name when she sings "I've Got Rhythm," which produces the actual song lyric as it was originally written..

Midnight Blue: Last time someone said that, I got tingles all over.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've got rhythm, I've got music. I've got my man, who could ask for anything more?

Cricon: I remember you now. You're Jules. You think I am avoiding the question!
Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
Cricon: Hmmm, tough question. I'm not sure if I have a head injury. I did last night... lemme check.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh! I'm sorry. I hope you feel better soon!
Cricon: Aw! That's so sweet! That's it, I shall call you FairyBell and you shall be mine and you shall be my Fairybell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.

Zooks: Can I try on your pants?
telex22: Why do you want to try on my pants?
Zooks: Let's get out and try on your pants!
telex22: *unperturbed* I can hardly wait!
Zooks: Me too. Let's get it on. I'll let the dogs out.

chicken butt lol

Julie Tinkerbell: (to human) Hi, human! I noticed you were online, and thought I'd say 'hello!'
human: hi
Julie Tinkerbell: Sweet mystery of love, at last I've found thee...(giggles)
human: wat
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
human: wich skool do u go to

human: brb
Julie Tinkerbell: Then do it, don't just sit there saying you're going to be right back.
human: wat
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
human: ha ha ha lol
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!
human: WAT R U UP TO
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing major, it's been pretty quiet today.
human: right r u talking to french kid his username is serial
Julie Tinkerbell: Who said that it was actually his user name is serial?
human: this lad
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the greatest!
human: wat do u mean
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your question?
human: wat
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
human: stop saying chicken butt
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine. I will stop saying chicken butt.
human: do u have a boyfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: Well...doulos and I have been hanging out.
human: wat
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
human: stop it
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I will stop.

human: it me ciaran
Julie Tinkerbell: Please take a deep breath and try explaining that again, slowly.
human: wat
Julie Tinkerbell: What?
human: i tolled u to stop saying chicken butt
Julie Tinkerbell: What? I'm not doing anything.

human: soz i have to go to the loo
Julie Tinkerbell: Hasta luego!
human: wat
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
human: lol.
Julie Tinkerbell: Your laughter is music to my ears.
human: oh thank u
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
human: do u have a bf
Julie Tinkerbell: I love doulos!
human: wat
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
human: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Boy, are you a gigglebox, or what?
human: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.

Roy Batty: Who's Lunar22?
Eberbach: Idiot.

I wonder what kind of training she went through to be a spy. Obviously she did one or two courses in talking down potential killers...


EVIL GENIUS: thank you... i wont kill you now
Cricon: That's it! Resist the temptation! 'I won't kill you at present! I won't kill you at present!' Willpower! Hoo-hah!

LOL

I wonder, does Doulos' wife know he's having an affair with Julie Tinkerbell?

Thanks for this convo, Fluke (and for the nice things you said about my bot - good vibes are on your way )

Osiris: This chick of yours... has she got a sister?
fluke: sorry dude,my ladys a only child
Osiris: No way are they ladys, dude. And don't believe anyone who says otherwise.
fluke: until such time as they disgrace themselves in my presance dude,they are all ladys.
Osiris: What happens after that?
fluke: now theres a queston...in my expirence...not much.

Quel surprise...

Guest: what would u do if u were in a lift that suddenly broke and started falling 100 floors?
Osiris: Well, I'd probably chill out for a bit, listen to some Charlie Parker, y'know, reflect a bit before I made any rash decisions.

Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
BEING: I won't
Not I: Why should you not?
BEING: Beacsue you told me
Not I: Yellow-bellied Sapsuckers gossiping in the courtyard.
BEING: Really? What are sapsuckers?
Not I: Merely pocket mouses.
BEING: Thanks