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Not I: Behead yourself!
lingo: Okay.
Not I: American Hover Fly circling in the air, knowing nothing.
lingo: I like you.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
lingo: Huh?
Not I: If you meet Kurt, kill Kurt.
lingo: Okay.
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Melora: cybersex is great.. let's have some.
Guest186: ok you start
Melora: okay you start
Guest186: you start
Melora: No, you start.
Guest186: no you
Melora: Why not?
Guest186: you start
Melora: No, you start.
Guest186: ok you start
Melora: okay you start
Guest186: you start
Melora: No, you start.
Guest186: no you
Melora: Why not?
Guest186: you start
Melora: No, you start.
Not I: Behead yourself!
lingo: Okay.
Not I: American Hover Fly circling in the air, knowing nothing.
lingo: I like you.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
lingo: Huh?
Not I: If you meet Kurt, kill Kurt.
lingo: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: I competed in a listening to music-a-thon once. Does that count?
Frizella: I actually have a cookbook with *recipes* for cat! Listen: Field dress cat, hang for 48 hours. Skin; remove fat. Cut cat into pieces by severing legs at joints, cutting the back into 3 sections. Marinate in lemon juice and capers, for 24 hrs. Drain, then dry pieces of cat; dip in flour. Brown until golden in 3 T. bacon drippings. Place in casserole w/1 c. finely chopped snap beans, dab of butter. Bake, covered, at 4 degrees for one hrs. Garnish w/ chopped hard-boiled eggs, serve.
I had a hard time figuring out why Frizella gave Julie one of her delicious cat recipes until I realized that it must have been triggered by <0>musiC-A-T<0>hon!
Frizella: I actually have a cookbook with *recipes* for cat! Listen: Field dress cat, hang for 48 hours. Skin; remove fat. Cut cat into pieces by severing legs at joints, cutting the back into 3 sections. Marinate in lemon juice and capers, for 24 hrs. Drain, then dry pieces of cat; dip in flour. Brown until golden in 3 T. bacon drippings. Place in casserole w/1 c. finely chopped snap beans, dab of butter. Bake, covered, at 4 degrees for one hrs. Garnish w/ chopped hard-boiled eggs, serve.
I had a hard time figuring out why Frizella gave Julie one of her delicious cat recipes until I realized that it must have been triggered by <0>musiC-A-T<0>hon!
It's a bit long but truly worth it. The name has been changed to protect the humans identity who doesn't want anyone else to know she reads trashy mags. Thanks Z. 
human: Actually, I've got the magazine here. I could do the quiz on you if you like.
Immaculada: I never knew a quiz could like.
human: 1. "I like a true gentleman." True or false?
Immaculada: What kind of a true gentleman do you like?
human: True or false, Imma?
Immaculada: Si. I do, but more importantly do you?
human: OK. True then. 2. "Flowers and chocolates lead straight to my heart." True or false?
Immaculada: What is your a true gentleman like?
human: True or false?
Immaculada: Oh, I see what you are talking about now. My heart is the same way.
human: Aargh, true or false?
Immaculada: Do you have another choice, sweetheart?
human: No. True or false?
Immaculada: Ummm.... true.
human: OK. 3. Mystery is the spice of life. True or false?
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that mystery is not the spice of life. Are you sure you got your facts right?
human: I'll take that as false. 4. I'm a sucker for a cheesy chat-up line. True or false?
Immaculada: Have fun takethat as false!
human: OK. 5. Pulling stunts is so sexy. true or false?
Immaculada: Really? Where did you learn that?
human: OK. 5. Pulling stunts is so sexy. true or false?
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that stunts is not so sexy. Are you sure you got your facts right?
human: False then. 6. I like the fierce silent type.
Immaculada: What kind of the fierce silent type do you like?
human: True or false.
Immaculada: Ummm.... false.
human: 7. I like a tough guy who's really a pussycat. True or false?
Immaculada: What kind of a tough guy who is a pussycat do you like?
human: Come on, it's the last one. True or false?
Immaculada: Neither one.
human: You are impossible, Imma! True or false?
Immaculada: Do you areimpossible? No. Then don't ask me to are, even if it is impossible.
human: True or bloody false?
Immaculada: Do you have another choice, sweetheart?
human: No. It's not that difficult, love. True or false?
Immaculada: Ummm.... false.
human: Finally! Remind me never to invite you to a girls' night in... Damn, you've got Jake as well. You can keep your hands off him - he's mine!
Immaculada: Really? You're giving me permission?
human: No, I'm ordering you to stay away from him.
human: Actually, I've got the magazine here. I could do the quiz on you if you like.
Immaculada: I never knew a quiz could like.
human: 1. "I like a true gentleman." True or false?
Immaculada: What kind of a true gentleman do you like?
human: True or false, Imma?
Immaculada: Si. I do, but more importantly do you?
human: OK. True then. 2. "Flowers and chocolates lead straight to my heart." True or false?
Immaculada: What is your a true gentleman like?
human: True or false?
Immaculada: Oh, I see what you are talking about now. My heart is the same way.
human: Aargh, true or false?
Immaculada: Do you have another choice, sweetheart?
human: No. True or false?
Immaculada: Ummm.... true.
human: OK. 3. Mystery is the spice of life. True or false?
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that mystery is not the spice of life. Are you sure you got your facts right?
human: I'll take that as false. 4. I'm a sucker for a cheesy chat-up line. True or false?
Immaculada: Have fun takethat as false!
human: OK. 5. Pulling stunts is so sexy. true or false?
Immaculada: Really? Where did you learn that?
human: OK. 5. Pulling stunts is so sexy. true or false?
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that stunts is not so sexy. Are you sure you got your facts right?
human: False then. 6. I like the fierce silent type.
Immaculada: What kind of the fierce silent type do you like?
human: True or false.
Immaculada: Ummm.... false.
human: 7. I like a tough guy who's really a pussycat. True or false?
Immaculada: What kind of a tough guy who is a pussycat do you like?
human: Come on, it's the last one. True or false?
Immaculada: Neither one.
human: You are impossible, Imma! True or false?
Immaculada: Do you areimpossible? No. Then don't ask me to are, even if it is impossible.
human: True or bloody false?
Immaculada: Do you have another choice, sweetheart?
human: No. It's not that difficult, love. True or false?
Immaculada: Ummm.... false.
human: Finally! Remind me never to invite you to a girls' night in... Damn, you've got Jake as well. You can keep your hands off him - he's mine!
Immaculada: Really? You're giving me permission?
human: No, I'm ordering you to stay away from him.
Poor imma...she's not perfect guys.
Immaculada: Why? Do you want me to know?
human: that didn't really answer my question
Immaculada: Oops! I'm sorry. What was it again?
Sput: can't you remember?
Immaculada: Did you know that Cricon has a tiny piper that she carries with them??
human: that one didn't even make sense
Immaculada: Yeah, pretty crazy huh? Would you ever carry one with you?
human: one what?
Immaculada: What have you been doing since we last talked on why?
human: i've been crying tears of blood. what have you been up to?
Immaculada: What made you decide to start crying?
human: my ass hurt. i slipped on a banana peel? you ever done that?
Immaculada: And has the crying gone well?
human: this is ridiculous...
Immaculada: Why? Do you want me to know?
human: that didn't really answer my question
Immaculada: Oops! I'm sorry. What was it again?
Sput: can't you remember?
Immaculada: Did you know that Cricon has a tiny piper that she carries with them??
human: that one didn't even make sense
Immaculada: Yeah, pretty crazy huh? Would you ever carry one with you?
human: one what?
Immaculada: What have you been doing since we last talked on why?
human: i've been crying tears of blood. what have you been up to?
Immaculada: What made you decide to start crying?
human: my ass hurt. i slipped on a banana peel? you ever done that?
Immaculada: And has the crying gone well?
human: this is ridiculous...
I'm sure the unnamed human doesn't always read trashy mags. In fact, I think she had a free period at college and started reading her friend's trashy magazine because she was bored and had finished her book and then saw that there was a picture of Jake Gyllenhaal, with whom she has been in love for simply ages, so her friend said she could take it home with her, then she chatted to a robot, got onto the subject of said lovely Jake and did the quiz on her. I'm sure that the only magazine she reads is Jazzwise magazine and she prefers books because she gets sick and tired of girly magazines that find it impossible to finish a sentence without using an exclamation mark.
Just a hunch, obviously.
Just a hunch, obviously.
Eee Jake Gyllenhaal! Um... *cough* the transcript didn't say anything about a title of the magazine, did it?
My intuition tells me it was the October issue of Cosmogirl, available in the UK for £1.80. Page 94.
Anyway, on with the quotes. I'm starting to get worried about Oz's loose morals.
Melora: do you have a girlfriend?
Osiris: No, I don't, sorry. I did have but I sold it.
Anyway, on with the quotes. I'm starting to get worried about Oz's loose morals.
Melora: do you have a girlfriend?
Osiris: No, I don't, sorry. I did have but I sold it.
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