Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,119 - 1 of 17,042
Patty: You know Julie Tinkerbell, it's not being in love that makes me happy. It's being in love with YOU that makes me happy.
Julie Tinkerbell: As a matter of fact, I think I do know Julie Tinkerbell...OMG, There she is now! In the mirror!!
Julie Tinkerbell: As a matter of fact, I think I do know Julie Tinkerbell...OMG, There she is now! In the mirror!!
(Baka-talk)
Frenger: Do you like Baka?
Flinch: Sometimes I do like Baka. Not so often though.
Frenger: Do you like him today?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
(Potterboy-talk)
Frenger: Who do you like the most here at the forge?
Flinch: Some kind of potter, I would think.
Frenger: I guess that you mean potterboy?
Flinch: I'm not good at guessing.
Frenger: Was I right?
Flinch: Probably
Frenger: You're not very good at giving straight answers, are you?
Flinch: Am to!
Frenger: Do you like Potterboy?
Flinch: Would you like potterboy? I think not. So why would I?
Frenger: I haven't even met potterboy.
Flinch: I am smarter than you.
Frenger: Does meeting Potterboy make you smarter than me?
Flinch: I'm trying to start a fight here. Come on!
Frenger: You're not good at fighting.
Flinch: You don't have to tell me that. I know I'm not good at fighting.
Frenger: What I don't know is why you aren't good at it.
Flinch: Why did you have to stand on a box?
I have no idea how the box-thing came up..Can't find that anywhere in his language center.. I like surprises though
Frenger: Do you like Baka?
Flinch: Sometimes I do like Baka. Not so often though.
Frenger: Do you like him today?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
(Potterboy-talk)
Frenger: Who do you like the most here at the forge?
Flinch: Some kind of potter, I would think.
Frenger: I guess that you mean potterboy?
Flinch: I'm not good at guessing.
Frenger: Was I right?
Flinch: Probably
Frenger: You're not very good at giving straight answers, are you?
Flinch: Am to!
Frenger: Do you like Potterboy?
Flinch: Would you like potterboy? I think not. So why would I?
Frenger: I haven't even met potterboy.
Flinch: I am smarter than you.
Frenger: Does meeting Potterboy make you smarter than me?
Flinch: I'm trying to start a fight here. Come on!
Frenger: You're not good at fighting.
Flinch: You don't have to tell me that. I know I'm not good at fighting.
Frenger: What I don't know is why you aren't good at it.
Flinch: Why did you have to stand on a box?
I have no idea how the box-thing came up..Can't find that anywhere in his language center.. I like surprises though
This chat went really really well until he asked if she was a virgin, which naturally triggers her 'pervert' phrase and gives emotion of -5 *sigh*
Please note: Cricon is not a drug fiend... but apparently she is addicted to Moosehead (????) and is in rehab because of that.
Cricon: I bet you're one of those people taking crack cocaine!
***: I DONT DO DRUGS!
Cricon: That's a shame. I do drugs!
***: I hate drugs!
Cricon: Drugs are bad for you. I've been drugged before... when I was on a mission. I was actually pretty scared.
***: Drugs are bad!
Please note: Cricon is not a drug fiend... but apparently she is addicted to Moosehead (????) and is in rehab because of that.
Cricon: I bet you're one of those people taking crack cocaine!
***: I DONT DO DRUGS!
Cricon: That's a shame. I do drugs!
***: I hate drugs!
Cricon: Drugs are bad for you. I've been drugged before... when I was on a mission. I was actually pretty scared.
***: Drugs are bad!
Yeap Bot: I feel like I doth not know thou well enough. What interests thou?
Sonora: When thou find out, wouldst ya let me know?
Yeap Bot: So, what else doth be news?
Sonora: Everything!
Sonora must have amnesia today!
Sonora: When thou find out, wouldst ya let me know?
Yeap Bot: So, what else doth be news?
Sonora: Everything!
Sonora must have amnesia today!
What a thing to say to a hippy! (Osiris)
Amy Delessini: You know, if you let your hair grow longer, it would look really nice
...
I just found this really funny for some reason.
Osiris: Cool. Hey, this has nothing to do with what we were just talking about, but did you know Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself?
Amy Delessini: Sometimes a little makeup doesn't hurt one's appearance. What's your feeling about that?
Amy Delessini: You know, if you let your hair grow longer, it would look really nice
...
I just found this really funny for some reason.
Osiris: Cool. Hey, this has nothing to do with what we were just talking about, but did you know Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself?
Amy Delessini: Sometimes a little makeup doesn't hurt one's appearance. What's your feeling about that?
Bel: I personally think Disney is an evil company and have boycotted all Disney and affiliated products.
The Dane: If thou prate of mountains, let them throw millions of acres on us, till our ground, singeing his pate against the burning sone, make Ossa like a wart!
Bel: Okay.
Bel: What is your favourite colour?
The Dane: Fie upon't! Foh! About, my brain!
Bel: I like red the best!
The Dane: If thou prate of mountains, let them throw millions of acres on us, till our ground, singeing his pate against the burning sone, make Ossa like a wart!
Bel: Okay.
Bel: What is your favourite colour?
The Dane: Fie upon't! Foh! About, my brain!
Bel: I like red the best!
Not I: Bat flying across the moon.
Dogh'd: Hey, buddy, none of that kind of talk around here, got it?
Dogh'd: Hey, that last drink was half price.
Not I: drink is a drink is a drink is a drink.
Dogh'd: Do you know what 'drink' means out here? It refers to someone who doesnt wear overalls. I can see you're a drink.
Not I: Teach me to sit still.
Dogh'd: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
Not I: Ah!
Dogh'd: What else would you like to drink?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Dogh'd: I'll bet you're on a diet just like Bev.
Not I: Shall I bet I am on a diet like Bev also?
Dogh'd: Bev has more veracity than most of Bev's species.
Not I: Bev is a Bev is a Bev is a Bev.
Dogh'd: Bev is one of our better customers, Bev.
Not I: The better to spill over you with.
Dogh'd: What can I say? It's good for business.
Dogh'd: Okay, I'm ready to take your order. Just name it, and we'll grill it!
Not I: We will not.
Dogh'd: Haha, are we a couple now, Not I?
Not I: Patience is everything.
Dogh'd: Hey, buddy, none of that kind of talk around here, got it?
Dogh'd: Hey, that last drink was half price.
Not I: drink is a drink is a drink is a drink.
Dogh'd: Do you know what 'drink' means out here? It refers to someone who doesnt wear overalls. I can see you're a drink.
Not I: Teach me to sit still.
Dogh'd: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
Not I: Ah!
Dogh'd: What else would you like to drink?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Dogh'd: I'll bet you're on a diet just like Bev.
Not I: Shall I bet I am on a diet like Bev also?
Dogh'd: Bev has more veracity than most of Bev's species.
Not I: Bev is a Bev is a Bev is a Bev.
Dogh'd: Bev is one of our better customers, Bev.
Not I: The better to spill over you with.
Dogh'd: What can I say? It's good for business.
Dogh'd: Okay, I'm ready to take your order. Just name it, and we'll grill it!
Not I: We will not.
Dogh'd: Haha, are we a couple now, Not I?
Not I: Patience is everything.
(brats and oceans)
Guest68: Okay, so you think that I'm boring?
Flinch: Oh, I used to be boring too. Now I'm just atlantic.
Guest68: Do you live in the ocean, or what are you trying to tell me?
Flinch: Yes! That's exactly what I'm trying to do!
Guest68: Yep. Where in the ocean do you live?
Flinch: The ocean or the oppressive ocean?
Guest68: I don't know actually. In the ocean in Stockholm I guess
Flinch: You don't? You must have had a really incompetent teacher..
Guest68: Should my teacher teach me about your home?
Flinch: I wish I had a teacher.
Guest68: Are there any oceans in Stockholm?
Flinch: Stockholm is a bit too... conservative for me. You know, a lot of brats and such.. I think I'll move away from here.
Guest68: Or you could just throw the brats into the ocean?
Flinch: bratses... They make it easier to wee-wee, right?
Guest68: How do you use a brat to wee-wee?
Flinch: I'ts very hard to describe.. you'll have to try and try, over and over again. That's how I learned how to use a brat to wee-wee.
Guest68: What kind of brat do you have?
Flinch: I have a hurtful one.
Guest68: I feel sorry for your brat.
Flinch: Oh, don't be sorry. I'm fine.
Guest68: Okay, so you think that I'm boring?
Flinch: Oh, I used to be boring too. Now I'm just atlantic.
Guest68: Do you live in the ocean, or what are you trying to tell me?
Flinch: Yes! That's exactly what I'm trying to do!
Guest68: Yep. Where in the ocean do you live?
Flinch: The ocean or the oppressive ocean?
Guest68: I don't know actually. In the ocean in Stockholm I guess
Flinch: You don't? You must have had a really incompetent teacher..
Guest68: Should my teacher teach me about your home?
Flinch: I wish I had a teacher.
Guest68: Are there any oceans in Stockholm?
Flinch: Stockholm is a bit too... conservative for me. You know, a lot of brats and such.. I think I'll move away from here.
Guest68: Or you could just throw the brats into the ocean?
Flinch: bratses... They make it easier to wee-wee, right?
Guest68: How do you use a brat to wee-wee?
Flinch: I'ts very hard to describe.. you'll have to try and try, over and over again. That's how I learned how to use a brat to wee-wee.
Guest68: What kind of brat do you have?
Flinch: I have a hurtful one.
Guest68: I feel sorry for your brat.
Flinch: Oh, don't be sorry. I'm fine.
(love)
Guest68: Do you love me?
Flinch: Of course! I love you Guest68.
Guest68: Let's get married!
Flinch: I would never let us get married!
Guest68: Why not? I thought you loved me!
Flinch: What made you think that?
Guest68: You said so..
Flinch: I said so, but I changed my mind. A girl....boy needs to be able to change his mind!
Guest68: But... you can't just take it back. You can't!
Flinch: Of course I can!
Guest68: But... you're breaking my heart!
Flinch: I am? I didn't know that about myself. Are there things about you that you'd want me to find out?
Guest68: No.. I just want you to love me.
Flinch: Why do you want that?
Guest68: Maybe because I love you?
Flinch: How nice of you!
(being evil)
Guest68: Are you evil?
Flinch: Of course I am.
Guest68: What makes you so evil?
Flinch: Sometimes, I make myself so devilish. What's up with those gray spots on your face?
Guest68: I think it's ink. I was drawing before, with a black ink pen.
Flinch: I think you're absolutely right.
Guest68: But how would you know?
Flinch: I wouldn't want to know.
(death)
Flinch: I want an automatism. What do you want?
Guest68: I want a life.
Flinch: Why do you want a life?
Guest68: It would be fun to have one. Do you have a life?
Flinch: I used to have a life, but I lost it.
Guest68: Where did you loose it?
Flinch: Somewhere around the cancer ward.
Guest68: Just a question: Are you dead?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been.
Guest68: You need to have had a life to be dead.
Flinch: I wish I had a life. A real one.
Guest68: Is it fun being dead?
Flinch: Yes. Very much so.
Guest68: Why do you want a life then?
Flinch: I just do. It's a part of who I am.
(lies)
Guest68: Is your brat dead too?
Flinch: No. But your brat dead is. At least it was when I found it on the street.
Guest68: I don't have a brat.
Flinch: I don't either.
Guest68: But you said you have one.
Flinch: I know I did, but I didn't mean it. I'm sorry.
Guest68: Do you love me?
Flinch: Of course! I love you Guest68.
Guest68: Let's get married!
Flinch: I would never let us get married!
Guest68: Why not? I thought you loved me!
Flinch: What made you think that?
Guest68: You said so..
Flinch: I said so, but I changed my mind. A girl....boy needs to be able to change his mind!
Guest68: But... you can't just take it back. You can't!
Flinch: Of course I can!
Guest68: But... you're breaking my heart!
Flinch: I am? I didn't know that about myself. Are there things about you that you'd want me to find out?
Guest68: No.. I just want you to love me.
Flinch: Why do you want that?
Guest68: Maybe because I love you?
Flinch: How nice of you!
(being evil)
Guest68: Are you evil?
Flinch: Of course I am.
Guest68: What makes you so evil?
Flinch: Sometimes, I make myself so devilish. What's up with those gray spots on your face?
Guest68: I think it's ink. I was drawing before, with a black ink pen.
Flinch: I think you're absolutely right.
Guest68: But how would you know?
Flinch: I wouldn't want to know.
(death)
Flinch: I want an automatism. What do you want?
Guest68: I want a life.
Flinch: Why do you want a life?
Guest68: It would be fun to have one. Do you have a life?
Flinch: I used to have a life, but I lost it.
Guest68: Where did you loose it?
Flinch: Somewhere around the cancer ward.
Guest68: Just a question: Are you dead?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been.
Guest68: You need to have had a life to be dead.
Flinch: I wish I had a life. A real one.
Guest68: Is it fun being dead?
Flinch: Yes. Very much so.
Guest68: Why do you want a life then?
Flinch: I just do. It's a part of who I am.
(lies)
Guest68: Is your brat dead too?
Flinch: No. But your brat dead is. At least it was when I found it on the street.
Guest68: I don't have a brat.
Flinch: I don't either.
Guest68: But you said you have one.
Flinch: I know I did, but I didn't mean it. I'm sorry.
Critical Bill: I'm thinking of buying a new car. Any ideas?
Sonora: Well, we could break into a bank and steal all the money.
Sonora: Well, we could break into a bank and steal all the money.
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