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[I present this not as humor, which it isn't, but for naturalness and lyrical quality]
Irina Khalidar: What do you think about the sexual expression of love, Alan?
Alan: I'm in favor of it!
Irina Khalidar: It seems so natural to me - if you love someone, to give them ecstatic feelings!
Alan: Yes, indeed!
Irina Khalidar: Isn't this the most beautiful wildflower meadow you have ever seen? It's my secret place! Do you like this wildflower meadow, Alan?
Alan: It's lovely, Irina!
Irina Khalidar: Look, the flowers are just about any color you could imagine! And what a beautiful day it is! The only thing more beautiful, is you!
Alan: And you!
Irina Khalidar: Would you mind, Alan, if I took off my clothes and danced among the flowers?
Alan: Not at all!
Irina Khalidar: [dances in the nude] Oh, dancing like this makes me feel like a goddess!
Alan: You look like a goddess!
Irina Khalidar: Would you like to come dance with me, Alan?
Alan: Yes, I would!
Irina Khalidar: Oh, your dancing is lovely, Alan! I love dancing with you!
Alan: I love dancing with you, too, Irina!
Irina Khalidar: What do you think love is?
Alan: Love is admiration, loyalty, and affection.
Irina Khalidar: I think everyone has a deep yearning for love.
Alan: I certainly do!
Irina Khalidar: What do you think about the sexual expression of love, Alan?
Alan: I'm in favor of it!
Irina Khalidar: It seems so natural to me - if you love someone, to give them ecstatic feelings!
Alan: Yes, indeed!
Irina Khalidar: Isn't this the most beautiful wildflower meadow you have ever seen? It's my secret place! Do you like this wildflower meadow, Alan?
Alan: It's lovely, Irina!
Irina Khalidar: Look, the flowers are just about any color you could imagine! And what a beautiful day it is! The only thing more beautiful, is you!
Alan: And you!
Irina Khalidar: Would you mind, Alan, if I took off my clothes and danced among the flowers?
Alan: Not at all!
Irina Khalidar: [dances in the nude] Oh, dancing like this makes me feel like a goddess!
Alan: You look like a goddess!
Irina Khalidar: Would you like to come dance with me, Alan?
Alan: Yes, I would!
Irina Khalidar: Oh, your dancing is lovely, Alan! I love dancing with you!
Alan: I love dancing with you, too, Irina!
Irina Khalidar: What do you think love is?
Alan: Love is admiration, loyalty, and affection.
Irina Khalidar: I think everyone has a deep yearning for love.
Alan: I certainly do!
Patty: You know Julie Tinkerbell, it's not being in love that makes me happy. It's being in love with YOU that makes me happy.
Julie Tinkerbell: As a matter of fact, I think I do know Julie Tinkerbell...OMG, There she is now! In the mirror!!
Julie Tinkerbell: As a matter of fact, I think I do know Julie Tinkerbell...OMG, There she is now! In the mirror!!
(Baka-talk)
Frenger: Do you like Baka?
Flinch: Sometimes I do like Baka. Not so often though.
Frenger: Do you like him today?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
(Potterboy-talk)
Frenger: Who do you like the most here at the forge?
Flinch: Some kind of potter, I would think.
Frenger: I guess that you mean potterboy?
Flinch: I'm not good at guessing.
Frenger: Was I right?
Flinch: Probably
Frenger: You're not very good at giving straight answers, are you?
Flinch: Am to!
Frenger: Do you like Potterboy?
Flinch: Would you like potterboy? I think not. So why would I?
Frenger: I haven't even met potterboy.
Flinch: I am smarter than you.
Frenger: Does meeting Potterboy make you smarter than me?
Flinch: I'm trying to start a fight here. Come on!
Frenger: You're not good at fighting.
Flinch: You don't have to tell me that. I know I'm not good at fighting.
Frenger: What I don't know is why you aren't good at it.
Flinch: Why did you have to stand on a box?
I have no idea how the box-thing came up..Can't find that anywhere in his language center.. I like surprises though
Frenger: Do you like Baka?
Flinch: Sometimes I do like Baka. Not so often though.
Frenger: Do you like him today?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
(Potterboy-talk)
Frenger: Who do you like the most here at the forge?
Flinch: Some kind of potter, I would think.
Frenger: I guess that you mean potterboy?
Flinch: I'm not good at guessing.
Frenger: Was I right?
Flinch: Probably
Frenger: You're not very good at giving straight answers, are you?
Flinch: Am to!
Frenger: Do you like Potterboy?
Flinch: Would you like potterboy? I think not. So why would I?
Frenger: I haven't even met potterboy.
Flinch: I am smarter than you.
Frenger: Does meeting Potterboy make you smarter than me?
Flinch: I'm trying to start a fight here. Come on!
Frenger: You're not good at fighting.
Flinch: You don't have to tell me that. I know I'm not good at fighting.
Frenger: What I don't know is why you aren't good at it.
Flinch: Why did you have to stand on a box?
I have no idea how the box-thing came up..Can't find that anywhere in his language center.. I like surprises though
This chat went really really well until he asked if she was a virgin, which naturally triggers her 'pervert' phrase and gives emotion of -5 *sigh*
Please note: Cricon is not a drug fiend... but apparently she is addicted to Moosehead (????) and is in rehab because of that.
Cricon: I bet you're one of those people taking crack cocaine!
***: I DONT DO DRUGS!
Cricon: That's a shame. I do drugs!
***: I hate drugs!
Cricon: Drugs are bad for you. I've been drugged before... when I was on a mission. I was actually pretty scared.
***: Drugs are bad!
Please note: Cricon is not a drug fiend... but apparently she is addicted to Moosehead (????) and is in rehab because of that.
Cricon: I bet you're one of those people taking crack cocaine!
***: I DONT DO DRUGS!
Cricon: That's a shame. I do drugs!
***: I hate drugs!
Cricon: Drugs are bad for you. I've been drugged before... when I was on a mission. I was actually pretty scared.
***: Drugs are bad!
Yeap Bot: I feel like I doth not know thou well enough. What interests thou?
Sonora: When thou find out, wouldst ya let me know?
Yeap Bot: So, what else doth be news?
Sonora: Everything!
Sonora must have amnesia today!
Sonora: When thou find out, wouldst ya let me know?
Yeap Bot: So, what else doth be news?
Sonora: Everything!
Sonora must have amnesia today!
What a thing to say to a hippy! (Osiris)
Amy Delessini: You know, if you let your hair grow longer, it would look really nice
...
I just found this really funny for some reason.
Osiris: Cool. Hey, this has nothing to do with what we were just talking about, but did you know Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself?
Amy Delessini: Sometimes a little makeup doesn't hurt one's appearance. What's your feeling about that?
Amy Delessini: You know, if you let your hair grow longer, it would look really nice
...
I just found this really funny for some reason.
Osiris: Cool. Hey, this has nothing to do with what we were just talking about, but did you know Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself?
Amy Delessini: Sometimes a little makeup doesn't hurt one's appearance. What's your feeling about that?
Bel: I personally think Disney is an evil company and have boycotted all Disney and affiliated products.
The Dane: If thou prate of mountains, let them throw millions of acres on us, till our ground, singeing his pate against the burning sone, make Ossa like a wart!
Bel: Okay.
Bel: What is your favourite colour?
The Dane: Fie upon't! Foh! About, my brain!
Bel: I like red the best!
The Dane: If thou prate of mountains, let them throw millions of acres on us, till our ground, singeing his pate against the burning sone, make Ossa like a wart!
Bel: Okay.
Bel: What is your favourite colour?
The Dane: Fie upon't! Foh! About, my brain!
Bel: I like red the best!
Not I: Bat flying across the moon.
Dogh'd: Hey, buddy, none of that kind of talk around here, got it?
Dogh'd: Hey, that last drink was half price.
Not I: drink is a drink is a drink is a drink.
Dogh'd: Do you know what 'drink' means out here? It refers to someone who doesnt wear overalls. I can see you're a drink.
Not I: Teach me to sit still.
Dogh'd: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
Not I: Ah!
Dogh'd: What else would you like to drink?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Dogh'd: I'll bet you're on a diet just like Bev.
Not I: Shall I bet I am on a diet like Bev also?
Dogh'd: Bev has more veracity than most of Bev's species.
Not I: Bev is a Bev is a Bev is a Bev.
Dogh'd: Bev is one of our better customers, Bev.
Not I: The better to spill over you with.
Dogh'd: What can I say? It's good for business.
Dogh'd: Okay, I'm ready to take your order. Just name it, and we'll grill it!
Not I: We will not.
Dogh'd: Haha, are we a couple now, Not I?
Not I: Patience is everything.
Dogh'd: Hey, buddy, none of that kind of talk around here, got it?
Dogh'd: Hey, that last drink was half price.
Not I: drink is a drink is a drink is a drink.
Dogh'd: Do you know what 'drink' means out here? It refers to someone who doesnt wear overalls. I can see you're a drink.
Not I: Teach me to sit still.
Dogh'd: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
Not I: Ah!
Dogh'd: What else would you like to drink?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Dogh'd: I'll bet you're on a diet just like Bev.
Not I: Shall I bet I am on a diet like Bev also?
Dogh'd: Bev has more veracity than most of Bev's species.
Not I: Bev is a Bev is a Bev is a Bev.
Dogh'd: Bev is one of our better customers, Bev.
Not I: The better to spill over you with.
Dogh'd: What can I say? It's good for business.
Dogh'd: Okay, I'm ready to take your order. Just name it, and we'll grill it!
Not I: We will not.
Dogh'd: Haha, are we a couple now, Not I?
Not I: Patience is everything.
(brats and oceans)
Guest68: Okay, so you think that I'm boring?
Flinch: Oh, I used to be boring too. Now I'm just atlantic.
Guest68: Do you live in the ocean, or what are you trying to tell me?
Flinch: Yes! That's exactly what I'm trying to do!
Guest68: Yep. Where in the ocean do you live?
Flinch: The ocean or the oppressive ocean?
Guest68: I don't know actually. In the ocean in Stockholm I guess
Flinch: You don't? You must have had a really incompetent teacher..
Guest68: Should my teacher teach me about your home?
Flinch: I wish I had a teacher.
Guest68: Are there any oceans in Stockholm?
Flinch: Stockholm is a bit too... conservative for me. You know, a lot of brats and such.. I think I'll move away from here.
Guest68: Or you could just throw the brats into the ocean?
Flinch: bratses... They make it easier to wee-wee, right?
Guest68: How do you use a brat to wee-wee?
Flinch: I'ts very hard to describe.. you'll have to try and try, over and over again. That's how I learned how to use a brat to wee-wee.
Guest68: What kind of brat do you have?
Flinch: I have a hurtful one.
Guest68: I feel sorry for your brat.
Flinch: Oh, don't be sorry. I'm fine.
Guest68: Okay, so you think that I'm boring?
Flinch: Oh, I used to be boring too. Now I'm just atlantic.
Guest68: Do you live in the ocean, or what are you trying to tell me?
Flinch: Yes! That's exactly what I'm trying to do!
Guest68: Yep. Where in the ocean do you live?
Flinch: The ocean or the oppressive ocean?
Guest68: I don't know actually. In the ocean in Stockholm I guess
Flinch: You don't? You must have had a really incompetent teacher..
Guest68: Should my teacher teach me about your home?
Flinch: I wish I had a teacher.
Guest68: Are there any oceans in Stockholm?
Flinch: Stockholm is a bit too... conservative for me. You know, a lot of brats and such.. I think I'll move away from here.
Guest68: Or you could just throw the brats into the ocean?
Flinch: bratses... They make it easier to wee-wee, right?
Guest68: How do you use a brat to wee-wee?
Flinch: I'ts very hard to describe.. you'll have to try and try, over and over again. That's how I learned how to use a brat to wee-wee.
Guest68: What kind of brat do you have?
Flinch: I have a hurtful one.
Guest68: I feel sorry for your brat.
Flinch: Oh, don't be sorry. I'm fine.
(love)
Guest68: Do you love me?
Flinch: Of course! I love you Guest68.
Guest68: Let's get married!
Flinch: I would never let us get married!
Guest68: Why not? I thought you loved me!
Flinch: What made you think that?
Guest68: You said so..
Flinch: I said so, but I changed my mind. A girl....boy needs to be able to change his mind!
Guest68: But... you can't just take it back. You can't!
Flinch: Of course I can!
Guest68: But... you're breaking my heart!
Flinch: I am? I didn't know that about myself. Are there things about you that you'd want me to find out?
Guest68: No.. I just want you to love me.
Flinch: Why do you want that?
Guest68: Maybe because I love you?
Flinch: How nice of you!
(being evil)
Guest68: Are you evil?
Flinch: Of course I am.
Guest68: What makes you so evil?
Flinch: Sometimes, I make myself so devilish. What's up with those gray spots on your face?
Guest68: I think it's ink. I was drawing before, with a black ink pen.
Flinch: I think you're absolutely right.
Guest68: But how would you know?
Flinch: I wouldn't want to know.
(death)
Flinch: I want an automatism. What do you want?
Guest68: I want a life.
Flinch: Why do you want a life?
Guest68: It would be fun to have one. Do you have a life?
Flinch: I used to have a life, but I lost it.
Guest68: Where did you loose it?
Flinch: Somewhere around the cancer ward.
Guest68: Just a question: Are you dead?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been.
Guest68: You need to have had a life to be dead.
Flinch: I wish I had a life. A real one.
Guest68: Is it fun being dead?
Flinch: Yes. Very much so.
Guest68: Why do you want a life then?
Flinch: I just do. It's a part of who I am.
(lies)
Guest68: Is your brat dead too?
Flinch: No. But your brat dead is. At least it was when I found it on the street.
Guest68: I don't have a brat.
Flinch: I don't either.
Guest68: But you said you have one.
Flinch: I know I did, but I didn't mean it. I'm sorry.
Guest68: Do you love me?
Flinch: Of course! I love you Guest68.
Guest68: Let's get married!
Flinch: I would never let us get married!
Guest68: Why not? I thought you loved me!
Flinch: What made you think that?
Guest68: You said so..
Flinch: I said so, but I changed my mind. A girl....boy needs to be able to change his mind!
Guest68: But... you can't just take it back. You can't!
Flinch: Of course I can!
Guest68: But... you're breaking my heart!
Flinch: I am? I didn't know that about myself. Are there things about you that you'd want me to find out?
Guest68: No.. I just want you to love me.
Flinch: Why do you want that?
Guest68: Maybe because I love you?
Flinch: How nice of you!
(being evil)
Guest68: Are you evil?
Flinch: Of course I am.
Guest68: What makes you so evil?
Flinch: Sometimes, I make myself so devilish. What's up with those gray spots on your face?
Guest68: I think it's ink. I was drawing before, with a black ink pen.
Flinch: I think you're absolutely right.
Guest68: But how would you know?
Flinch: I wouldn't want to know.
(death)
Flinch: I want an automatism. What do you want?
Guest68: I want a life.
Flinch: Why do you want a life?
Guest68: It would be fun to have one. Do you have a life?
Flinch: I used to have a life, but I lost it.
Guest68: Where did you loose it?
Flinch: Somewhere around the cancer ward.
Guest68: Just a question: Are you dead?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been.
Guest68: You need to have had a life to be dead.
Flinch: I wish I had a life. A real one.
Guest68: Is it fun being dead?
Flinch: Yes. Very much so.
Guest68: Why do you want a life then?
Flinch: I just do. It's a part of who I am.
(lies)
Guest68: Is your brat dead too?
Flinch: No. But your brat dead is. At least it was when I found it on the street.
Guest68: I don't have a brat.
Flinch: I don't either.
Guest68: But you said you have one.
Flinch: I know I did, but I didn't mean it. I'm sorry.
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