Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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Eggroll
20 years ago #5114

hey thats muh disguise

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Eggroll
20 years ago #5115

im really a sexy supermodel dude tryin to score with all the asian and secret agent women

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Laydee
20 years ago #5116

Well, you've blown your cover now, silly boy.

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Eggroll
20 years ago #5117

damn
I want you laydee

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Laydee
20 years ago #5118

Lol, well you'll have to go through my boyfriend first.

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Eggroll
20 years ago #5119

already taken care of

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Laydee
20 years ago #5120

Sweetheart, I suggest you get a firm grip on your hormones and go do whatever it is eggrolls do.

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Eggroll
20 years ago #5121

whach off

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Laydee
20 years ago #5122

Well your time would perhaps be better spent reading a dictionary.

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deleted
20 years ago #5123

*grabs eggroll by the scruff of the collar and tosses him on his face onto the pavement outside the bar.*
Why doesn't anybody ever take out the trash around here anymore??

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Eggroll
20 years ago #5124

*sticks his head inside*I had fun last night immaculada

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deleted
20 years ago #5125

Yes I saw you and your mom going into that hotel...