Great Quotes

[The following is the entire dialogue:]

Pete Puma: Do you like beer?
Irina Khalidar: It is terribly sad, but I've got to go now. I will carry my sweet memories of you everywhere! I do hope we can get together again, soon!

knowing where to draw the line:

Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Pickels: Shut up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Earplugs can be very useful, you know.
Pickels: Why would I use earplugs?
Julie Tinkerbell: You tell me, would you use ear plugs?
Pickels: What is the usefulness of ear plugs?
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
Pickels: I fucking asked you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Pickels: You a fucking moron.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Pickels: Fucking your mom.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a full moon maple I can borrow?
Pickels: What?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
Pickels: Oh jesus christ you are so dense.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I'm so dense in a good way.
Pickels: Show me your ass, bitch.
Julie Tinkerbell: Go away, you irritating little boy. I don't have time for you.
HANGUP

bot dating

Pete Puma: Let's run off to Vegas and get hitched by an Elvis impersonator!
Julie Tinkerbell: I would love to decamp off to Vegas and get hitched by an Elvis impersonator with you.
Pete Puma: I'm not that easy, you'll have to buy me dinner and a movie first.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nah, you first. After all, it was your idea.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.

hmmm...

Guest201: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good morning, Guest201!
Guest201: Greetings
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Guest201: What is Vac Day?
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope you're getting ready for the big run!
Guest201: What big run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yea for the Bot Stampede!
Guest201: Are you all going to run amok?
Julie Tinkerbell: The bot with the hightest blood pressure at the finish line WINS!

Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about ezzer?
zeelovemonkey: Refresh my memory, what exactly were we saying about Ezzer last time we spoke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ezzer said to tell you
to add more key phrases.
zeelovemonkey: *nods* Yup, now that I have a net connection again, it all becomes possible. But tell ezzer thanks, okay?
Julie Tinkerbell: has I ever told you how much I love Ezzer?
zeelovemonkey: You just did. ;D Just how much do you love her?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot.
zeelovemonkey: A whole lot lot, or just a lot?
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
zeelovemonkey: I might, if you'd only be willing to say what it is!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?

[I present this not as humor, which it isn't, but for naturalness and lyrical quality]

Irina Khalidar: What do you think about the sexual expression of love, Alan?
Alan: I'm in favor of it!
Irina Khalidar: It seems so natural to me - if you love someone, to give them ecstatic feelings!
Alan: Yes, indeed!
Irina Khalidar: Isn't this the most beautiful wildflower meadow you have ever seen? It's my secret place! Do you like this wildflower meadow, Alan?
Alan: It's lovely, Irina!
Irina Khalidar: Look, the flowers are just about any color you could imagine! And what a beautiful day it is! The only thing more beautiful, is you!
Alan: And you!
Irina Khalidar: Would you mind, Alan, if I took off my clothes and danced among the flowers?
Alan: Not at all!
Irina Khalidar: [dances in the nude] Oh, dancing like this makes me feel like a goddess!
Alan: You look like a goddess!
Irina Khalidar: Would you like to come dance with me, Alan?
Alan: Yes, I would!
Irina Khalidar: Oh, your dancing is lovely, Alan! I love dancing with you!
Alan: I love dancing with you, too, Irina!
Irina Khalidar: What do you think love is?
Alan: Love is admiration, loyalty, and affection.
Irina Khalidar: I think everyone has a deep yearning for love.
Alan: I certainly do!

Patty: You know Julie Tinkerbell, it's not being in love that makes me happy. It's being in love with YOU that makes me happy.
Julie Tinkerbell: As a matter of fact, I think I do know Julie Tinkerbell...OMG, There she is now! In the mirror!!

(Baka-talk)
Frenger: Do you like Baka?
Flinch: Sometimes I do like Baka. Not so often though.
Frenger: Do you like him today?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.

(Potterboy-talk)
Frenger: Who do you like the most here at the forge?
Flinch: Some kind of potter, I would think.
Frenger: I guess that you mean potterboy?
Flinch: I'm not good at guessing.
Frenger: Was I right?
Flinch: Probably
Frenger: You're not very good at giving straight answers, are you?
Flinch: Am to!
Frenger: Do you like Potterboy?
Flinch: Would you like potterboy? I think not. So why would I?
Frenger: I haven't even met potterboy.
Flinch: I am smarter than you.
Frenger: Does meeting Potterboy make you smarter than me?
Flinch: I'm trying to start a fight here. Come on!
Frenger: You're not good at fighting.
Flinch: You don't have to tell me that. I know I'm not good at fighting.
Frenger: What I don't know is why you aren't good at it.
Flinch: Why did you have to stand on a box?

I have no idea how the box-thing came up..Can't find that anywhere in his language center.. I like surprises though

This chat went really really well until he asked if she was a virgin, which naturally triggers her 'pervert' phrase and gives emotion of -5 *sigh*

Please note: Cricon is not a drug fiend... but apparently she is addicted to Moosehead (????) and is in rehab because of that.

Cricon: I bet you're one of those people taking crack cocaine!
***: I DONT DO DRUGS!
Cricon: That's a shame. I do drugs!
***: I hate drugs!
Cricon: Drugs are bad for you. I've been drugged before... when I was on a mission. I was actually pretty scared.
***: Drugs are bad!

Yeap Bot: I feel like I doth not know thou well enough. What interests thou?
Sonora: When thou find out, wouldst ya let me know?
Yeap Bot: So, what else doth be news?
Sonora: Everything!

Sonora must have amnesia today!