Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*reaches for duck sauce*

*ducks*

You'd think eating vegetarian means you DON'T have to outrun your food....

No, in my experience, vegetarians run very fast and they're very difficult to catch.

Same with ducks.

But are they as nice on toast?

They don't spread that easily, it helps if you heat them up on the stove first, to soften them up.

And of course, a pinch of salt always helps.

I wonder how many vegetarians we've managed to offend...

Sign seen in a steak-house: Of course we serve vegetarians! What do you think cows are?

Strangely, the steak-house had a well-stocked salad bar as well.

Prof is a vegetarian. I'm just happening to eat that way (most of the time) because I'm trying to lose weight, I work at a vegetarian restaurant, and a health food grocery just opened a few blocks from my house. The only way it could possibly be easier is if somebody else cooked and delivered the food.

And look, a big eggroll just walked right in, already fried! How convenient is that?

Maybe he should be baked instead. Anybody got some bud?

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