Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

Posts 5,086 - 5,097 of 13,738

20 years ago #5086
Yes, but my aim is improving.

20 years ago #5087
Oooh is there shooting going on, did any humans die or maybe Simulo.

20 years ago #5088
No, because I shoot like a girl. I can't run, jump, catch, throw, skip or hit anything with anything else.

Anyway, we haven't had any deaths around here for a while, not since 'Something Incognito' conned Julie Tinkerbell into going on a mass rampage and murdering various bots and humans... *stifles snigger*

20 years ago #5089
Girls shoot amd drive better than boys you know, the reason is because we can do more things at once and naturally are more carefull.

20 years ago #5090
Maybe. But I'm just your average bimbo.

20 years ago #5091
Tankbot, was that you behind that primer gray pickup? Rats!! Could've gotten two birds with one stone. Oh well. Next time.

20 years ago #5092
Where did you and tankbot go to?

20 years ago #5093
*Jumps onto the bar. Takes of his clothes.* LOOK EVERYBODY!!! Im naked. Butt ass naked
Hey immaculada, shake that fine ass you got.


20 years ago #5094
Duuuude, that dude is drunk

20 years ago #5095
Where's the "bouncers" when you need them? There's a fried eggroll on the counter!

20 years ago #5096
Look! Look! Im jumping up and down.

20 years ago #5097
*nonchantly takes out her mobile phone and crouches in a corner* Hello? Yes, police please. Um, it's kinda urgent...


Posts 5,086 - 5,097 of 13,738

» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar