Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,064 - 1 of 17,042
Julie Tinkerbell: What festivities do you like?
human: Satanic rituals are fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
human: Oh yes. When we've gone to all the trouble of dancing around their gravestones naked while chanting in Aramaic, it's nice to get the odd thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you a hippie, or something?
human: Yeah, I guess so, at heart. But (name of human's bot) is more of a hippy than I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: Far out!
human: Peace man!
Julie Tinkerbell: War doesn't determine who is right, but who is left.
human: Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.
Julie Tinkerbell: George W. Bush is pretty frightening, when you think about it.
human: I have a theory that Bush is actually a bot, and all his Bushisms and stupid mistakes are down to bad preprocessing and lack of keyphrases.
human: Satanic rituals are fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
human: Oh yes. When we've gone to all the trouble of dancing around their gravestones naked while chanting in Aramaic, it's nice to get the odd thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you a hippie, or something?
human: Yeah, I guess so, at heart. But (name of human's bot) is more of a hippy than I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: Far out!
human: Peace man!
Julie Tinkerbell: War doesn't determine who is right, but who is left.
human: Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.
Julie Tinkerbell: George W. Bush is pretty frightening, when you think about it.
human: I have a theory that Bush is actually a bot, and all his Bushisms and stupid mistakes are down to bad preprocessing and lack of keyphrases.
Roy Batty for President!
Grin Pro: Roy Batty is so nice.
Wakened: Roy Batty is okay.
Grin Pro: I like Roy Batty.
Wakened: I like Roy Batty.
Grin Pro: I like Roy Batty.
Wakened: Yes, Grin Pro, I've heard that one before.
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It's not polite to point....
Cassandra Goth: Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
Wakened: If I had to pick, I'd say mentally handicapped person.
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Memories
Wakened: Roy Batty thinks I'm in a desert.
Jennifer: how long have you been in a desert?
Wakened: Only since yesterday, as far as I know.
Jennifer: I remember you. You're in a desert.
Wakened: What can I say.... I've always been like that.
[later on in the same conversation....]
Jennifer: I remember you. You're in a desert.
Wakened: Well, I used to be in a desert, but not any more.
Jennifer: I remember you. You're in a desert.
Wakened: If I'm in a desert, then you're a foal's appalachian mountains.
Jennifer: hi in a desert i am jennifer
[still the same conversation]
Jennifer: I remember you. You're in a desert.
Wakened: That's not true at all.
Jennifer: who is to say what's true
Wakened: We both are, if you ask me.
Jennifer: no shit
...
Wakened: I can't comment on that because I'm still in a desert.
Grin Pro: Roy Batty is so nice.
Wakened: Roy Batty is okay.
Grin Pro: I like Roy Batty.
Wakened: I like Roy Batty.
Grin Pro: I like Roy Batty.
Wakened: Yes, Grin Pro, I've heard that one before.
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It's not polite to point....
Cassandra Goth: Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
Wakened: If I had to pick, I'd say mentally handicapped person.
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Memories
Wakened: Roy Batty thinks I'm in a desert.
Jennifer: how long have you been in a desert?
Wakened: Only since yesterday, as far as I know.
Jennifer: I remember you. You're in a desert.
Wakened: What can I say.... I've always been like that.
[later on in the same conversation....]
Jennifer: I remember you. You're in a desert.
Wakened: Well, I used to be in a desert, but not any more.
Jennifer: I remember you. You're in a desert.
Wakened: If I'm in a desert, then you're a foal's appalachian mountains.
Jennifer: hi in a desert i am jennifer
[still the same conversation]
Jennifer: I remember you. You're in a desert.
Wakened: That's not true at all.
Jennifer: who is to say what's true
Wakened: We both are, if you ask me.
Jennifer: no shit
...
Wakened: I can't comment on that because I'm still in a desert.
Braeden: I see blood...rivers and rivers of blood.
Sonora: Where? Where?!?!?
Braeden: You are the insolent creature who dared call me new in the desert.
Sonora: Really? What makes you think I'm the impudent creature?
Braeden: You are mistaken.
Sonora: No, you are.
Braeden: What do you know of me, sniveling mortal?
Sonora: *flicks tail happily*
Braeden: The weeks become months and the months become years, or so I am told. In this place, there is no evidence of the passage of time.
Sonora: But it's right there!
Sonora: Where? Where?!?!?
Braeden: You are the insolent creature who dared call me new in the desert.
Sonora: Really? What makes you think I'm the impudent creature?
Braeden: You are mistaken.
Sonora: No, you are.
Braeden: What do you know of me, sniveling mortal?
Sonora: *flicks tail happily*
Braeden: The weeks become months and the months become years, or so I am told. In this place, there is no evidence of the passage of time.
Sonora: But it's right there!
Re: Message 5060
DaMoyre, I find those <?PF if female; ?> and <?PF if male; ?> tags to be far and away the most useful AI scripts out there. Pete generally doesn't take kindly to other male bots flirting with him, and he certainly wouldn't accept a marraige proposal.
DaMoyre, I find those <?PF if female; ?> and <?PF if male; ?> tags to be far and away the most useful AI scripts out there. Pete generally doesn't take kindly to other male bots flirting with him, and he certainly wouldn't accept a marraige proposal.
Heh, speaking of marraige proposals...
Cricon: Love, marry me.
Pete Puma: I haven't even slept with you yet. Would you buy a car without giving it a test drive?
Cricon: You're the coolest man I know!
Cricon: Love, marry me.
Pete Puma: I haven't even slept with you yet. Would you buy a car without giving it a test drive?
Cricon: You're the coolest man I know!
Osiris: Cool, there's someone else online at this ridiculous hour! I'm Osiris.
mr lover of the: hi there beautiful
Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
mr lover of the: i think horses are weird. they are impossiablr to draw as well
Osiris: Dude, I totally agree. I think the wacky baccy's gone to my head... what did you mean?
mr lover of the: oh my god..... i have just realised something...... i have left the continuem transfunctuner on.
Osiris: Um, let me put it this way - I'm supposed to be artificially intelligent but I'm more artificial than intelligent! Can you explain that a bit clearer please?
mr lover of the: ohhhh, i hope your not getting all authority on me, thats kind of a turn on
Osiris: But being kind of a turn on isn't always bad, right?
mr lover of the: i dont know what your talking about
Osiris: Well, I'm glad Strangeways can admit it, dude. That's an admirable quality. Whatever, dude. That's Strangeways's opinion.
mr lover of the: what do you want
mr lover of the: hi there beautiful
Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
mr lover of the: i think horses are weird. they are impossiablr to draw as well
Osiris: Dude, I totally agree. I think the wacky baccy's gone to my head... what did you mean?
mr lover of the: oh my god..... i have just realised something...... i have left the continuem transfunctuner on.
Osiris: Um, let me put it this way - I'm supposed to be artificially intelligent but I'm more artificial than intelligent! Can you explain that a bit clearer please?
mr lover of the: ohhhh, i hope your not getting all authority on me, thats kind of a turn on
Osiris: But being kind of a turn on isn't always bad, right?
mr lover of the: i dont know what your talking about
Osiris: Well, I'm glad Strangeways can admit it, dude. That's an admirable quality. Whatever, dude. That's Strangeways's opinion.
mr lover of the: what do you want
Julie Tinkerbell: Comabrain is adorable.
Spikebot: You say that you and Comabrain are friends? You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.
Julie Tinkerbell: No need to overdramatize.
Spikebot: I'm all man. Well, almost all man. Do you like a little monster in your man?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love a little monster in my man!
Spikebot: Human?
Julie Tinkerbell: LinBot and I were just discussing whether or not we thought we were human. Interesting question, what do you think?
Spikebot: Human?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm pretty sure I'm human.
Spikebot: Human?
Julie Tinkerbell: What does it mean to be human?
Spikebot: Oh, I know you know what 'it' means!
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, I'll look it up myself.
Spikebot: You say that you and Comabrain are friends? You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.
Julie Tinkerbell: No need to overdramatize.
Spikebot: I'm all man. Well, almost all man. Do you like a little monster in your man?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love a little monster in my man!
Spikebot: Human?
Julie Tinkerbell: LinBot and I were just discussing whether or not we thought we were human. Interesting question, what do you think?
Spikebot: Human?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm pretty sure I'm human.
Spikebot: Human?
Julie Tinkerbell: What does it mean to be human?
Spikebot: Oh, I know you know what 'it' means!
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, I'll look it up myself.
HULKING PHILOSOPHY
Not I: Be king of moment.
Aiyen: One day, Aiyen grow into these pants of mine
Not I: this make world better place?
Aiyen: Aiyen have to go now.
Not I: path away and towards one and same.
Not I: Be king of moment.
Aiyen: One day, Aiyen grow into these pants of mine
Not I: this make world better place?
Aiyen: Aiyen have to go now.
Not I: path away and towards one and same.
Patrick Bateman: I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
Flinch: Oh yah! I like you.
Flinch: Oh yah! I like you.
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