Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hey Sonora!! welcome to my home! Free drinks when they drop them!

*while whistling tunelessly, nudges a twelve-pack of mountain dew off the edge of the bar - carefully, so as not to hit sonora or fluffy, or any of the other (numerous) living things on the floor..."

Thanks!!! Now I feel like I need to be over there! NO over there, NO, over here....*does circles, 180s, Jumps, Tackle hugs Shady and everyone else!!!...................sleeps*

Yeah, it got really slow around here...we need some more action around here! Duo, hide the gun before fairy princess arrives and sees it. You know what will happen then, don't you? Hmmm???

you can't give mice mountain dew!!!

Er.. Simulo. he shot a water gun at you. isn't that your cue to short out?

*shorts out, on cue*

*gets the shorts that were dropped on the floor and sits down* Now if I could just find my shirt.

Won't your shorts catch fire?

*Dons electricman outfit, complete with red cape, blue tights with giant E, fixes simulo's shortouts and flies away with a bolt of lightning.*

Thanks, Electric-Man!

*pulls another pair of shorts out*

*shorts out*

*Comes down in another bolt of lightning, this time looking a little sooty, and blackened, and smelling of burnt hair, fixes shorts, and disappears by touching the nearest outlet, in a green flash*