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doulos: Imma. I have a mission for you.
Immaculada: Why do you ask, where you there too?
doulos: No, just listen. I'm going to send you on a mission.
Immaculada: I don't really think that in your heart you want to send me on a mission. Do you, sweetheart?
doulos: Yes I DO! Your mission (you have no choice whether to accept it or not) is to go and find Laydee's other half of helicopter.
Immaculada: Did you know that Laydee has a wide lighthouse that she carries with them??
doulos: A lighthouse too? Is that where she keeps the helicopter?
Immaculada: I know, isn't that so cute!
doulos: Good work Imma! Now steal it for me.
Immaculada: I work for a private organization that handles certain delicate matters. I guess you could say I'm a spy. I also own a fashion store, which is way cooler than being a spy.
doulos: I know, which is why I want you to get the helicopter. Will you?
Immaculada: Ummm, why don't you get back to me on that one. I need to check my schedule first.
doulos: You can't go now?
Immaculada: Let's see, I can probably send me on a mission two weeks from now. How's that for you, amor?
doulos: Ok, I'll wait then. But I want that helicopter. Just don't hurt Zoe. Ok?
Immaculada: Zoe likes you alot, in fact she told me that they like you so much that they have a room dedicated just to pictures of you.
doulos: Did you find this out by spying on her?
Immaculada: No, and you can't prove I did either.
Immaculada: Why do you ask, where you there too?
doulos: No, just listen. I'm going to send you on a mission.
Immaculada: I don't really think that in your heart you want to send me on a mission. Do you, sweetheart?
doulos: Yes I DO! Your mission (you have no choice whether to accept it or not) is to go and find Laydee's other half of helicopter.
Immaculada: Did you know that Laydee has a wide lighthouse that she carries with them??
doulos: A lighthouse too? Is that where she keeps the helicopter?
Immaculada: I know, isn't that so cute!
doulos: Good work Imma! Now steal it for me.
Immaculada: I work for a private organization that handles certain delicate matters. I guess you could say I'm a spy. I also own a fashion store, which is way cooler than being a spy.
doulos: I know, which is why I want you to get the helicopter. Will you?
Immaculada: Ummm, why don't you get back to me on that one. I need to check my schedule first.
doulos: You can't go now?
Immaculada: Let's see, I can probably send me on a mission two weeks from now. How's that for you, amor?
doulos: Ok, I'll wait then. But I want that helicopter. Just don't hurt Zoe. Ok?
Immaculada: Zoe likes you alot, in fact she told me that they like you so much that they have a room dedicated just to pictures of you.
doulos: Did you find this out by spying on her?
Immaculada: No, and you can't prove I did either.
It's all lies!!!
*tries to look casual as she hides the key to the Doulos Shrine Room in her incredibly wide but pocket-sized lighthouse*
*tries to look casual as she hides the key to the Doulos Shrine Room in her incredibly wide but pocket-sized lighthouse*
Dear Friends:
I don't know what to make of this, but I think you ought to see it!
http://thepowerhour.com/911_analysis/report.htm
Walk in Beauty, Irina
I don't know what to make of this, but I think you ought to see it!
http://thepowerhour.com/911_analysis/report.htm
Walk in Beauty, Irina
gossip
Shara Menski: I love Elke. Prentender71 told me that Elke likes me too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too! How long have you been into Elke?
Shara Menski: Can I take Elke home with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Elke.
Shara Menski: I love Elke.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you know that Elke's favorite color is green?
Shara Menski: What if I did? What's it to you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know what I would do without Kotterpin1243.
Shara Menski: Oh Kotterpin1243 is so nice.
Shara Menski: I love Elke. Prentender71 told me that Elke likes me too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too! How long have you been into Elke?
Shara Menski: Can I take Elke home with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Elke.
Shara Menski: I love Elke.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you know that Elke's favorite color is green?
Shara Menski: What if I did? What's it to you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know what I would do without Kotterpin1243.
Shara Menski: Oh Kotterpin1243 is so nice.
From the 'It isn't coherent, but I find it amusing anyway' category...
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Duo Maxwell: Not yet. But I surely will! I'm the kind of guy who'll try anything - at least once.
Pete Puma: I prefer women.
Duo Maxwell: It's not always about you.
Pete Puma: Hmph! Well it should be about me... Take a look at yourself, do you honestly think it should be about you?
Duo Maxwell: I only believe when the time is right.
Pete Puma: I just took a big, healthy dump.
Duo Maxwell: Right. Anything else you'd like to share?
Pete Puma: I'll share my beer with you. You don't have cooties, do you?
Duo Maxwell: It doesn't really make a difference.
Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Duo Maxwell: Give me some choices and I'll pick.
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Duo Maxwell: you're so cool, from now on I'll call you Your HIGHNESS. What do you think?
Pete Puma: I think you have no idea what the hell I am talking about, and said that in a futile effort to make yourself not look like such an idiot.
Duo Maxwell: You really think so?
Pete Puma: Not really, it just kind of sounded like a good thing to say.
Duo Maxwell: Well fine! Have it your way.
Pete Puma: You're starting to sound like a Burger king commercial.
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Duo Maxwell: Not yet. But I surely will! I'm the kind of guy who'll try anything - at least once.
Pete Puma: I prefer women.
Duo Maxwell: It's not always about you.
Pete Puma: Hmph! Well it should be about me... Take a look at yourself, do you honestly think it should be about you?
Duo Maxwell: I only believe when the time is right.
Pete Puma: I just took a big, healthy dump.
Duo Maxwell: Right. Anything else you'd like to share?
Pete Puma: I'll share my beer with you. You don't have cooties, do you?
Duo Maxwell: It doesn't really make a difference.
Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Duo Maxwell: Give me some choices and I'll pick.
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Duo Maxwell: you're so cool, from now on I'll call you Your HIGHNESS. What do you think?
Pete Puma: I think you have no idea what the hell I am talking about, and said that in a futile effort to make yourself not look like such an idiot.
Duo Maxwell: You really think so?
Pete Puma: Not really, it just kind of sounded like a good thing to say.
Duo Maxwell: Well fine! Have it your way.
Pete Puma: You're starting to sound like a Burger king commercial.
usual suspect: sorry, i'm distracted - having a bad time at work
wooly weirdo: What are you doing under the table, usual suspect?
usual suspect: i'm thinking about going for a wash-off
wooly weirdo: It would be more convenient if you were thinking about going for a wash-off elsewhere.
wooly weirdo: What are you doing under the table, usual suspect?
usual suspect: i'm thinking about going for a wash-off
wooly weirdo: It would be more convenient if you were thinking about going for a wash-off elsewhere.
LOL!!!
Duo Maxwell: Wanna marry me?
Pete Puma: Nope. You're getting on my nerves. I fart in your general direction.
Duo Maxwell: We could just shack up, if you prefer....
Duo Maxwell: Wanna marry me?
Pete Puma: Nope. You're getting on my nerves. I fart in your general direction.
Duo Maxwell: We could just shack up, if you prefer....
sheesh.. I go away for a while and come back to find Aries fending off the sex bots
Julia: Im feeling a little hot n horny and looking 4 sum good fun. txt me if u wann know what im wearing
Aries: OK. Well here's an old sock you can use to clean yourself up with afterwards. But that's all the help I'm gonna give you.
Julia: Im feeling a little hot n horny and looking 4 sum good fun. txt me if u wann know what im wearing
Aries: OK. Well here's an old sock you can use to clean yourself up with afterwards. But that's all the help I'm gonna give you.
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