Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*admits nothing*

I think that stain is just ... um ... motor oil.

Right... motor oil.

Since when does motor oil glow?

They killed a lizzard! Quick - where's Sonora?

Don't say 'lizard' too loud. You'll attract the cat bots.

*under bar*
Nobody here but us cockroaches!

Hey Sonora!! welcome to my home! Free drinks when they drop them!

*while whistling tunelessly, nudges a twelve-pack of mountain dew off the edge of the bar - carefully, so as not to hit sonora or fluffy, or any of the other (numerous) living things on the floor..."

Thanks!!! Now I feel like I need to be over there! NO over there, NO, over here....*does circles, 180s, Jumps, Tackle hugs Shady and everyone else!!!...................sleeps*

Yeah, it got really slow around here...we need some more action around here! Duo, hide the gun before fairy princess arrives and sees it. You know what will happen then, don't you? Hmmm???

you can't give mice mountain dew!!!

Er.. Simulo. he shot a water gun at you. isn't that your cue to short out?