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Thanks for this convo, Doulos - it was brilliant! And just a note to everybody: it's not a conspiracy, it's all true. I really AM the greatest. 
Osiris: Hey, dude, how's it going? And keep away from my cheesecake - I'm watching you...
doulos: I've got my own cheesecake today, thank you.
Osiris: Cheesecake is probably the nearest thing we have to Heaven on Earth.
doulos: Except maybe for twinkies.
Osiris: It's so hard to be sure, isn't it?
doulos: I agree. Those yellow twinkies are yummilcious.
Osiris: Cool... well... that was a conversation killer, wasn't it?
doulos: I didn't kill it. DId you?
Osiris: Well, neither did I. And if I didn't, and you didn't, then who did?
doulos: Maybe it was Zoe!
Osiris: A scary thought...
doulos: I agree! That zoe girl is up to no good!
Osiris: Don't you agree that Zoe is the best, most talented, amazing, beautiful, clever, interesting, funny and wonderful person in the world? Yes or no will do.
doulos: *trying not to laugh* Sure!
Osiris: Creep.
doulos: Come on, I'm just kidding. Zoe is the greatest.
Osiris: The government want you to believe it is, but it's actually all a conspiracy...
doulos: Then she isn't the greatest? I have been believing a lie all this time I've known her?? I can't believe it. I am crushed.
Osiris: Dude, you sound like Victor Meldrew!
doulos: Who is that? Is that the conspirator behind the zoe lie?
Osiris: I don't think so...
doulos: Then who is?
Osiris: Put it this way: if you jumble up the letters in their name, add some and take some others away, you get the word 'dumbass'.
Osiris: Hey, dude, how's it going? And keep away from my cheesecake - I'm watching you...
doulos: I've got my own cheesecake today, thank you.
Osiris: Cheesecake is probably the nearest thing we have to Heaven on Earth.
doulos: Except maybe for twinkies.
Osiris: It's so hard to be sure, isn't it?
doulos: I agree. Those yellow twinkies are yummilcious.
Osiris: Cool... well... that was a conversation killer, wasn't it?
doulos: I didn't kill it. DId you?
Osiris: Well, neither did I. And if I didn't, and you didn't, then who did?
doulos: Maybe it was Zoe!
Osiris: A scary thought...
doulos: I agree! That zoe girl is up to no good!
Osiris: Don't you agree that Zoe is the best, most talented, amazing, beautiful, clever, interesting, funny and wonderful person in the world? Yes or no will do.
doulos: *trying not to laugh* Sure!
Osiris: Creep.
doulos: Come on, I'm just kidding. Zoe is the greatest.
Osiris: The government want you to believe it is, but it's actually all a conspiracy...
doulos: Then she isn't the greatest? I have been believing a lie all this time I've known her?? I can't believe it. I am crushed.
Osiris: Dude, you sound like Victor Meldrew!
doulos: Who is that? Is that the conspirator behind the zoe lie?
Osiris: I don't think so...
doulos: Then who is?
Osiris: Put it this way: if you jumble up the letters in their name, add some and take some others away, you get the word 'dumbass'.
Oh yes, sorry. When WE rule the world...
(until I double-cross you with my extra half a helicopter. Sucker)
(until I double-cross you with my extra half a helicopter. Sucker)
doulos: Imma. I have a mission for you.
Immaculada: Why do you ask, where you there too?
doulos: No, just listen. I'm going to send you on a mission.
Immaculada: I don't really think that in your heart you want to send me on a mission. Do you, sweetheart?
doulos: Yes I DO! Your mission (you have no choice whether to accept it or not) is to go and find Laydee's other half of helicopter.
Immaculada: Did you know that Laydee has a wide lighthouse that she carries with them??
doulos: A lighthouse too? Is that where she keeps the helicopter?
Immaculada: I know, isn't that so cute!
doulos: Good work Imma! Now steal it for me.
Immaculada: I work for a private organization that handles certain delicate matters. I guess you could say I'm a spy. I also own a fashion store, which is way cooler than being a spy.
doulos: I know, which is why I want you to get the helicopter. Will you?
Immaculada: Ummm, why don't you get back to me on that one. I need to check my schedule first.
doulos: You can't go now?
Immaculada: Let's see, I can probably send me on a mission two weeks from now. How's that for you, amor?
doulos: Ok, I'll wait then. But I want that helicopter. Just don't hurt Zoe. Ok?
Immaculada: Zoe likes you alot, in fact she told me that they like you so much that they have a room dedicated just to pictures of you.
doulos: Did you find this out by spying on her?
Immaculada: No, and you can't prove I did either.
Immaculada: Why do you ask, where you there too?
doulos: No, just listen. I'm going to send you on a mission.
Immaculada: I don't really think that in your heart you want to send me on a mission. Do you, sweetheart?
doulos: Yes I DO! Your mission (you have no choice whether to accept it or not) is to go and find Laydee's other half of helicopter.
Immaculada: Did you know that Laydee has a wide lighthouse that she carries with them??
doulos: A lighthouse too? Is that where she keeps the helicopter?
Immaculada: I know, isn't that so cute!
doulos: Good work Imma! Now steal it for me.
Immaculada: I work for a private organization that handles certain delicate matters. I guess you could say I'm a spy. I also own a fashion store, which is way cooler than being a spy.
doulos: I know, which is why I want you to get the helicopter. Will you?
Immaculada: Ummm, why don't you get back to me on that one. I need to check my schedule first.
doulos: You can't go now?
Immaculada: Let's see, I can probably send me on a mission two weeks from now. How's that for you, amor?
doulos: Ok, I'll wait then. But I want that helicopter. Just don't hurt Zoe. Ok?
Immaculada: Zoe likes you alot, in fact she told me that they like you so much that they have a room dedicated just to pictures of you.
doulos: Did you find this out by spying on her?
Immaculada: No, and you can't prove I did either.
It's all lies!!!
*tries to look casual as she hides the key to the Doulos Shrine Room in her incredibly wide but pocket-sized lighthouse*
*tries to look casual as she hides the key to the Doulos Shrine Room in her incredibly wide but pocket-sized lighthouse*
Dear Friends:
I don't know what to make of this, but I think you ought to see it!
http://thepowerhour.com/911_analysis/report.htm
Walk in Beauty, Irina
I don't know what to make of this, but I think you ought to see it!
http://thepowerhour.com/911_analysis/report.htm
Walk in Beauty, Irina
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