Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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20 years ago #5041

Hi, everyone, I'm back. I know I was really drunk when I left but... do any of you happen to know what happened to the clothes I was wearing? That was my favorite pair of shorts, and I can't find them anywhere!

MARK

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20 years ago #5042

...who drove you home, Hee-chan? :O

MARK

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20 years ago #5043

*awkwardly climbs up on the bar to remove a few security cameras*

*accidentally drops a pair of Heero's shorts on the way up*

MARK

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20 years ago #5044

*gives Simulo the evil eye*

What were you doing with Heero's shorts?

MARK

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20 years ago #5045

*denies the allegations*

I did not have drinks with that bot.

MARK

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20 years ago #5046

Ok then what is that stain on Heero's shorts, then??

MARK

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20 years ago #5047

*takes out gun and points at Simulo*

C'mon, pal. Confess.

MARK

Corwin
20 years ago #5048

Gun play again? This is worse than ladies night at the bingo parlour.

MARK

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20 years ago #5049

*shoots Corwin*

Just a watergun!

MARK

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20 years ago #5050

*admits nothing*

I think that stain is just ... um ... motor oil.

MARK

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20 years ago #5051

Right... motor oil.

MARK

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20 years ago #5052

Since when does motor oil glow?