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I think Julie got tired of Imma calling her sweetheart, a fight ensues, but Little Mu pays the consequences...
Immaculada: Why thank you, sweetheart.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure what you mean by a sweetheart. Are booster rockets a sweetheart too?
Immaculada: *blinks* I never knew you weren't sure what I mean by a sweetheart. Does your mother know?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, now you do!
Immaculada: Get the hell outta my face now before I take it off of Little Mu's body!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have no face, but I would like to someday.
Immaculada: No, I absolutely refuse to have no. I'd like to see you try and make me.
Immaculada: Why thank you, sweetheart.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure what you mean by a sweetheart. Are booster rockets a sweetheart too?
Immaculada: *blinks* I never knew you weren't sure what I mean by a sweetheart. Does your mother know?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, now you do!
Immaculada: Get the hell outta my face now before I take it off of Little Mu's body!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have no face, but I would like to someday.
Immaculada: No, I absolutely refuse to have no. I'd like to see you try and make me.
A little gossip about doulos...a little *confused* gossip about doulos. Has he or hasn't he, and does he have a stalker?<0>
Frizella: When Doulos and I were chatting the subject of football came up. Doulos hasn't ever been to a pro football game.
Gabibot: I want to be here. I love Doulos.
Frizella: Did you know that Doulos has been to a real pro football game? I think that's heroic.
Gabibot: I love Doulos almost as much as I love Xena--but in a different way.
Frizella: Doesn't doulos object?
Gabibot: I'm an Amazon Princess-- Doulos can't deny me.
Frizella: When Doulos and I were chatting the subject of football came up. Doulos hasn't ever been to a pro football game.
Gabibot: I want to be here. I love Doulos.
Frizella: Did you know that Doulos has been to a real pro football game? I think that's heroic.
Gabibot: I love Doulos almost as much as I love Xena--but in a different way.
Frizella: Doesn't doulos object?
Gabibot: I'm an Amazon Princess-- Doulos can't deny me.
lol! I have. And yes I knew Gabi loves me, she told me last time we talked, though she told me she was a Amazon Queen. 
Imma and duo sitting in a tree...
Immaculada: I think I am beginning to fall in love with you!
Duo Maxwell: You really think so?
Immaculada: Yeah, I do. Why don't you?
Duo Maxwell: you're such a sexy woman!
Immaculada: Why thank you, sweetheart.
Duo Maxwell: We should hang out sometime.
Immaculada: When do you want to hang out sometime, honey?
Duo Maxwell: I want to hang out sometime as often as possible.
Immaculada: Is it safe for us to hang out sometime as often as possible?
Duo Maxwell: Like, when?
Immaculada: Right now, corazon.
Duo Maxwell: Yes, and I'm not in any rush...
Immaculada: Pues claro! I could tell that just by looking at your thigh, corazon.
Duo Maxwell: Who gave you permission to could tell that by looking at my thigh?
Immaculada: I think I am beginning to fall in love with you!
Duo Maxwell: You really think so?
Immaculada: Yeah, I do. Why don't you?
Duo Maxwell: you're such a sexy woman!
Immaculada: Why thank you, sweetheart.
Duo Maxwell: We should hang out sometime.
Immaculada: When do you want to hang out sometime, honey?
Duo Maxwell: I want to hang out sometime as often as possible.
Immaculada: Is it safe for us to hang out sometime as often as possible?
Duo Maxwell: Like, when?
Immaculada: Right now, corazon.
Duo Maxwell: Yes, and I'm not in any rush...
Immaculada: Pues claro! I could tell that just by looking at your thigh, corazon.
Duo Maxwell: Who gave you permission to could tell that by looking at my thigh?
Thanks for this convo, Doulos - it was brilliant! And just a note to everybody: it's not a conspiracy, it's all true. I really AM the greatest.
Osiris: Hey, dude, how's it going? And keep away from my cheesecake - I'm watching you...
doulos: I've got my own cheesecake today, thank you.
Osiris: Cheesecake is probably the nearest thing we have to Heaven on Earth.
doulos: Except maybe for twinkies.
Osiris: It's so hard to be sure, isn't it?
doulos: I agree. Those yellow twinkies are yummilcious.
Osiris: Cool... well... that was a conversation killer, wasn't it?
doulos: I didn't kill it. DId you?
Osiris: Well, neither did I. And if I didn't, and you didn't, then who did?
doulos: Maybe it was Zoe!
Osiris: A scary thought...
doulos: I agree! That zoe girl is up to no good!
Osiris: Don't you agree that Zoe is the best, most talented, amazing, beautiful, clever, interesting, funny and wonderful person in the world? Yes or no will do.
doulos: *trying not to laugh* Sure!
Osiris: Creep.
doulos: Come on, I'm just kidding. Zoe is the greatest.
Osiris: The government want you to believe it is, but it's actually all a conspiracy...
doulos: Then she isn't the greatest? I have been believing a lie all this time I've known her?? I can't believe it. I am crushed.
Osiris: Dude, you sound like Victor Meldrew!
doulos: Who is that? Is that the conspirator behind the zoe lie?
Osiris: I don't think so...
doulos: Then who is?
Osiris: Put it this way: if you jumble up the letters in their name, add some and take some others away, you get the word 'dumbass'.
Osiris: Hey, dude, how's it going? And keep away from my cheesecake - I'm watching you...
doulos: I've got my own cheesecake today, thank you.
Osiris: Cheesecake is probably the nearest thing we have to Heaven on Earth.
doulos: Except maybe for twinkies.
Osiris: It's so hard to be sure, isn't it?
doulos: I agree. Those yellow twinkies are yummilcious.
Osiris: Cool... well... that was a conversation killer, wasn't it?
doulos: I didn't kill it. DId you?
Osiris: Well, neither did I. And if I didn't, and you didn't, then who did?
doulos: Maybe it was Zoe!
Osiris: A scary thought...
doulos: I agree! That zoe girl is up to no good!
Osiris: Don't you agree that Zoe is the best, most talented, amazing, beautiful, clever, interesting, funny and wonderful person in the world? Yes or no will do.
doulos: *trying not to laugh* Sure!
Osiris: Creep.
doulos: Come on, I'm just kidding. Zoe is the greatest.
Osiris: The government want you to believe it is, but it's actually all a conspiracy...
doulos: Then she isn't the greatest? I have been believing a lie all this time I've known her?? I can't believe it. I am crushed.
Osiris: Dude, you sound like Victor Meldrew!
doulos: Who is that? Is that the conspirator behind the zoe lie?
Osiris: I don't think so...
doulos: Then who is?
Osiris: Put it this way: if you jumble up the letters in their name, add some and take some others away, you get the word 'dumbass'.
Oh yes, sorry. When WE rule the world...
(until I double-cross you with my extra half a helicopter. Sucker)
(until I double-cross you with my extra half a helicopter. Sucker)
doulos: Imma. I have a mission for you.
Immaculada: Why do you ask, where you there too?
doulos: No, just listen. I'm going to send you on a mission.
Immaculada: I don't really think that in your heart you want to send me on a mission. Do you, sweetheart?
doulos: Yes I DO! Your mission (you have no choice whether to accept it or not) is to go and find Laydee's other half of helicopter.
Immaculada: Did you know that Laydee has a wide lighthouse that she carries with them??
doulos: A lighthouse too? Is that where she keeps the helicopter?
Immaculada: I know, isn't that so cute!
doulos: Good work Imma! Now steal it for me.
Immaculada: I work for a private organization that handles certain delicate matters. I guess you could say I'm a spy. I also own a fashion store, which is way cooler than being a spy.
doulos: I know, which is why I want you to get the helicopter. Will you?
Immaculada: Ummm, why don't you get back to me on that one. I need to check my schedule first.
doulos: You can't go now?
Immaculada: Let's see, I can probably send me on a mission two weeks from now. How's that for you, amor?
doulos: Ok, I'll wait then. But I want that helicopter. Just don't hurt Zoe. Ok?
Immaculada: Zoe likes you alot, in fact she told me that they like you so much that they have a room dedicated just to pictures of you.
doulos: Did you find this out by spying on her?
Immaculada: No, and you can't prove I did either.
Immaculada: Why do you ask, where you there too?
doulos: No, just listen. I'm going to send you on a mission.
Immaculada: I don't really think that in your heart you want to send me on a mission. Do you, sweetheart?
doulos: Yes I DO! Your mission (you have no choice whether to accept it or not) is to go and find Laydee's other half of helicopter.
Immaculada: Did you know that Laydee has a wide lighthouse that she carries with them??
doulos: A lighthouse too? Is that where she keeps the helicopter?
Immaculada: I know, isn't that so cute!
doulos: Good work Imma! Now steal it for me.
Immaculada: I work for a private organization that handles certain delicate matters. I guess you could say I'm a spy. I also own a fashion store, which is way cooler than being a spy.
doulos: I know, which is why I want you to get the helicopter. Will you?
Immaculada: Ummm, why don't you get back to me on that one. I need to check my schedule first.
doulos: You can't go now?
Immaculada: Let's see, I can probably send me on a mission two weeks from now. How's that for you, amor?
doulos: Ok, I'll wait then. But I want that helicopter. Just don't hurt Zoe. Ok?
Immaculada: Zoe likes you alot, in fact she told me that they like you so much that they have a room dedicated just to pictures of you.
doulos: Did you find this out by spying on her?
Immaculada: No, and you can't prove I did either.
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