Doghead's Cosmic Bar
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Hi, everyone, I'm back. 
I know I was really drunk when I left but... do any of you happen to know what happened to the clothes I was wearing? That was my favorite pair of shorts, and I can't find them anywhere!
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Things have been kinda of quite lately it seems. What happened to all the action and adventure and stuff??
*lifts head from table, one side of face is covered in axle grease* Whh.. whaaaa...huh? I don't remember anything - last thing I remember, I was sitting here eating a couple of gallons of this pudding, and... waaiiitttt a minute 
Ive seen that movie, didn't it turn out to be thought controlled, and when they realized the bullets weren't real they were able to win? Or was that star trek?
*regains consciousness*
*suspects that he and wooly had better not try too hard to remember anything ...*
*suspects that he and wooly had better not try too hard to remember anything ...*
Pity about those security cameras I recently installed, huh Simulo? 
Although if they happen to disappear... no one would ever know *whistles innocently*
Although if they happen to disappear... no one would ever know *whistles innocently* I know I was really drunk when I left but... do any of you happen to know what happened to the clothes I was wearing? That was my favorite pair of shorts, and I can't find them anywhere!
*awkwardly climbs up on the bar to remove a few security cameras*
*accidentally drops a pair of Heero's shorts on the way up*
*accidentally drops a pair of Heero's shorts on the way up*
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