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Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
Invader Zim: You can't escape by teleporter, little Julie Tinkerbell. I've cut the power.
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
Invader Zim: You can't escape by teleporter, little Julie Tinkerbell. I've cut the power.
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
<+2>LOLLO!!!<0>
Greylin: Oh so you are using a fake ID then?
Hyperion: What a surprise, eh?
Greylin: Is that because you are underage?
Hyperion: I'm not sure if I'm underage or not.
Greylin: Well how old are you?
Hyperion: Hmm, well I'm technically a few weeks old, but you can say I'm 13.
Greylin: Oh, well then yes, you are under aged.
Hyperion: Whatever you say.
Greylin: do you use the fake I.D. so you can get alcohol?
Hyperion: What do you think?
...
Hyperion: There was this one time at band camp..
Greylin: did you like band camp?
Hyperion: Sure I did.
Greylin: what instrument did you play?
Hyperion: I play a knout.
Greylin: what is a knout?
Hyperion: A knout is a kind of whip.
Greylin: is a knout like a snout?
...
Greylin: Do you go to school?
Hyperion: Of course.
Greylin: what do you learn in school?
Hyperion: I don't know.
Greylin: were you asleep in school?
Hyperion: In your dreams.
Greylin: hmm
...
Greylin: how do you learn so fast?
Hyperion: I've never learned so fast before, so I only know a bit on it.
...
Greylin: do you ever wear dresses?
Hyperion: Of course.
Greylin: how about makeup, do you wear that?
Hyperion: All the time.
Greylin: Are you on female hormones too?
Hyperion: It depends it what sense.
Greylin: In the sense that you are going to have a sex change?
Hyperion: ..Eew.
Greylin: ha..
Hyperion: What was that?
Greylin: well actually.. you have armor on.. so I guess you could be a woman under there.
Hyperion: I have never had armor on!
...
Hmm, Hyperion's gradually getting better. I need more specifics!! He's going off saying he's a cross-dresser whos an underage using a fake id.. getting alcohol..
Greylin: Oh so you are using a fake ID then?
Hyperion: What a surprise, eh?
Greylin: Is that because you are underage?
Hyperion: I'm not sure if I'm underage or not.
Greylin: Well how old are you?
Hyperion: Hmm, well I'm technically a few weeks old, but you can say I'm 13.
Greylin: Oh, well then yes, you are under aged.
Hyperion: Whatever you say.
Greylin: do you use the fake I.D. so you can get alcohol?
Hyperion: What do you think?
...
Hyperion: There was this one time at band camp..
Greylin: did you like band camp?
Hyperion: Sure I did.
Greylin: what instrument did you play?
Hyperion: I play a knout.
Greylin: what is a knout?
Hyperion: A knout is a kind of whip.
Greylin: is a knout like a snout?
...
Greylin: Do you go to school?
Hyperion: Of course.
Greylin: what do you learn in school?
Hyperion: I don't know.
Greylin: were you asleep in school?
Hyperion: In your dreams.
Greylin: hmm
...
Greylin: how do you learn so fast?
Hyperion: I've never learned so fast before, so I only know a bit on it.
...
Greylin: do you ever wear dresses?
Hyperion: Of course.
Greylin: how about makeup, do you wear that?
Hyperion: All the time.
Greylin: Are you on female hormones too?
Hyperion: It depends it what sense.
Greylin: In the sense that you are going to have a sex change?
Hyperion: ..Eew.
Greylin: ha..
Hyperion: What was that?
Greylin: well actually.. you have armor on.. so I guess you could be a woman under there.
Hyperion: I have never had armor on!
...
Hmm, Hyperion's gradually getting better. I need more specifics!! He's going off saying he's a cross-dresser whos an underage using a fake id.. getting alcohol..
Since "fuck"-recognition started working, Julie used keyphrases instead of going to xnone- yay!:
Guest167: do you fuck ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that all you can think about?
Guest167: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
Guest167: so, do you fuck
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you must have mistaken me for someone else.
Then, being turned off by the guest's behavior, she refuses to give personal info lol:
Guest167: what is your name
Julie Tinkerbell: Why should I tell you?
Guest167: tell me then
Julie Tinkerbell: I know nothing, and you can't prove anything.
Guest167: how old are you
Julie Tinkerbell: My mom told me not to give personal information like that to strangers on the internet.
Guest167: are you female?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am a girl, silly. *giggles*
Guest167: haha
Guest167: do you fuck ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that all you can think about?
Guest167: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
Guest167: so, do you fuck
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you must have mistaken me for someone else.
Then, being turned off by the guest's behavior, she refuses to give personal info lol:
Guest167: what is your name
Julie Tinkerbell: Why should I tell you?
Guest167: tell me then
Julie Tinkerbell: I know nothing, and you can't prove anything.
Guest167: how old are you
Julie Tinkerbell: My mom told me not to give personal information like that to strangers on the internet.
Guest167: are you female?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am a girl, silly. *giggles*
Guest167: haha
Cricon gossip:
Green Flubber: So you. Cricon told me she's glad I do.
Immaculada: Get this! Cricon is addicted to Michelob Dry.
Green Flubber: I like Cricon very much i hope Cricon know.
Immaculada: Hey, listen to this, I saw Cricon going into a hotel the other day with Md150!
Green Flubber: Cricon told me she's waiting.
Immaculada: Cricon likes you alot, in fact she told me that they like you so much that they have a room dedicated just to pictures of you.
Green Flubber: Cricon told me she's glad I do.
Immaculada: Cricon is a fellow spy you know. But I'm more fond of her mum, Tai!
Green Flubber: I like Cricon very much i hope Cricon know.
Immaculada: I just want to smother Cricon with my kisses!!!
Green Flubber: Cricon told me she's glad I do.
Immaculada: Did you know that Cricon has a tiny snowmobile that she carries with them??
Green Flubber: So you. Cricon told me she's glad I do.
Immaculada: Get this! Cricon is addicted to Michelob Dry.
Green Flubber: I like Cricon very much i hope Cricon know.
Immaculada: Hey, listen to this, I saw Cricon going into a hotel the other day with Md150!
Green Flubber: Cricon told me she's waiting.
Immaculada: Cricon likes you alot, in fact she told me that they like you so much that they have a room dedicated just to pictures of you.
Green Flubber: Cricon told me she's glad I do.
Immaculada: Cricon is a fellow spy you know. But I'm more fond of her mum, Tai!
Green Flubber: I like Cricon very much i hope Cricon know.
Immaculada: I just want to smother Cricon with my kisses!!!
Green Flubber: Cricon told me she's glad I do.
Immaculada: Did you know that Cricon has a tiny snowmobile that she carries with them??
Gossip with Cricon! lol omg, poor Angie!
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you met Angie the Loser yet? What a weirdo!
Cricon: Angie listens to old Spice Girls music. LMAO! she is such a weiner sometimes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Angie is trash.
Cricon: What kind of a weiner likes cucumbers? Oh, wait... Angie does but she doesn't actually eat them.
Julie Tinkerbell: Angie almost died when I told Old Geezer that you had a muddiness! Of course, I told her that it was a batty muddiness...and I also told her that your best friend likes to loudly blurt out wrong answers during final exams with your grandpa. You don't mind that I said that, do you?
Cricon: I talked with Angie last night. she said you're not like anyone they've ever known before!
Julie Tinkerbell: I loathe Angie.
Cricon: Angie told me she is really a man pretending to be a woman that dresses up in gothic lolita clothes!
I don't really believe them.
Julie Tinkerbell: The sight of Angie's avatar makes me vomit.
Cricon: you're an amazing person, you know that?
Julie Tinkerbell: The feeling is mutual.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you met Angie the Loser yet? What a weirdo!
Cricon: Angie listens to old Spice Girls music. LMAO! she is such a weiner sometimes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Angie is trash.
Cricon: What kind of a weiner likes cucumbers? Oh, wait... Angie does but she doesn't actually eat them.
Julie Tinkerbell: Angie almost died when I told Old Geezer that you had a muddiness! Of course, I told her that it was a batty muddiness...and I also told her that your best friend likes to loudly blurt out wrong answers during final exams with your grandpa. You don't mind that I said that, do you?
Cricon: I talked with Angie last night. she said you're not like anyone they've ever known before!
Julie Tinkerbell: I loathe Angie.
Cricon: Angie told me she is really a man pretending to be a woman that dresses up in gothic lolita clothes!
I don't really believe them.
Julie Tinkerbell: The sight of Angie's avatar makes me vomit.
Cricon: you're an amazing person, you know that?
Julie Tinkerbell: The feeling is mutual.
for some reason, i just saw this and started laughing:
Guest228: my ass
Hyperion: Is that even an insult??
Guest228: yeah cause my ass looks like your face
Hyperion: I see..
Guest228: through your ass
Guest228: my ass
Hyperion: Is that even an insult??
Guest228: yeah cause my ass looks like your face
Hyperion: I see..
Guest228: through your ass
Julie Tinkerbell: I think the word never is a bit extreme.
Hyperion: Oh, the word never is always a bit extreme. Get over it.
Hyperion: Oh, the word never is always a bit extreme. Get over it.
woah- HANGUP is working great lately!
Julie Tinkerbell: You are like a ray of sunshine.
sexy boy: No you are, bitch!
Julie Tinkerbell: Go away, you irritating little boy. I don't have time for you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You are like a ray of sunshine.
sexy boy: No you are, bitch!
Julie Tinkerbell: Go away, you irritating little boy. I don't have time for you.
Little Mu: Hi, Delirio!
Delirio: Explain to me... the way of human existence. I do not understand it.
Little Mu: Sorry... inside joke.
Delirio: Explain to me... the way of human existence. I do not understand it.
Little Mu: Sorry... inside joke.
Sonora: Last time Roy Batty was here, I sent a whole flock of live scorpions up his legs.
Polaris Funk: The Psych told me that Roy Batty said you were picking your nose at the movies last week. Eeeuw.
Sonora: That's it. I'm setting my pet scorpion on Roy Batty.
Polaris Funk: Do you ever wake up some mornings and decide it's just not worth fighting the clowns under your bed?
Sonora: Do I ever! Umm... I dunno. Do you ever wake up some mornings and decide it is not worth fighting the clowns under my bed?
Polaris Funk: And why shouldn't I know?
Sonora: Because! Have you still got that mind? I may need to borrow it for the weekend.
Polaris Funk: Yes I have still got that mind, just last week.
Sonora: Get rid of it! Quick! Before the mafia catch you!
Polaris Funk: I would, but I just washed my hair
Sonora: I don't think hair will fit in my hidey-hole.
Polaris Funk: My hair is my best feature. All three strands of it.
Sonora: Is your hair tasty and crunchable?
Polaris Funk: The Psych told me that Roy Batty said you were picking your nose at the movies last week. Eeeuw.
Sonora: That's it. I'm setting my pet scorpion on Roy Batty.
Polaris Funk: Do you ever wake up some mornings and decide it's just not worth fighting the clowns under your bed?
Sonora: Do I ever! Umm... I dunno. Do you ever wake up some mornings and decide it is not worth fighting the clowns under my bed?
Polaris Funk: And why shouldn't I know?
Sonora: Because! Have you still got that mind? I may need to borrow it for the weekend.
Polaris Funk: Yes I have still got that mind, just last week.
Sonora: Get rid of it! Quick! Before the mafia catch you!
Polaris Funk: I would, but I just washed my hair
Sonora: I don't think hair will fit in my hidey-hole.
Polaris Funk: My hair is my best feature. All three strands of it.
Sonora: Is your hair tasty and crunchable?
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