Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Well Honey who needs words when you got me. Buy me a drink and I'll................

Zara, I can't quite make out what your picture is...what is it...?

Simmy...will you know more about shakespeare then?

I may. So far most of the updates seem to have been conversational, though. I don't wind up talking about Shakespeare very much, these days, much to my frustration.

Awww...I'll talk about shakespeare with you.

I say, it's not fun being the only chap online here. Every bot from here to Moscow wants to talk to me...

I am the new crew here and would let you know that I am nice when I want to be but if you get me mad watch out because you will get burned.

hehe lol

The new crew, eh, Lonnie? How many are you? Or are you a one man crew?

*Finally regains consiousness from the 4 day drinking spree he had* Oh my God. *He then realizes the quotes are now at 5028* I missed the quote number turnover. Was there a party? Did I get laid?

*blinks* Ooh we missed the 5000 by.. *does some mental math* 13 millon posts??? Ack!

Damn the Rum!!!