Doghead's Cosmic Bar

You got it. The special meat of the day is Solaxari meat. The Solaxari is a fantastic (and tasty) creature that lives in the marshes of Sandaba, which I'm sure you've been to.

Spoht! One special burger for the horny guy!

No fries? What a crappy bar! And I can't eat my burger without a root beer!

*Mr. Phoo comes over and rearranges Alasdair's features*

Hey all, Dogh'd.

I'll have a burger on the rocks
(lets see him make this one )

Thanks,
Shadyman

*hands him a burger under a heap of ice*

You get some strange characters out here, eh, Alasdair?

Hey dogh'd, when that ice melts, it's no longer on the rocks... What do y'all think about that? An ice cube (or any other shape) isn't even a rock.

We use only the finest dry ice here. So melting is never a problem!

Anybody need any snow...we've got piles of it here.

yah minnesota could use some cause the farmers do not have enough moisture in the ground yet.

Hey Dogh'd, doesn't dry ice just sublime into a gas? So technically no, it wouldn't melt, but it would "boil away" from the relative heat....

hey dogh'd bring over a drink for me and my friend. And snap to it. I don't want my guest to be kept waiting. after all this is a special night for us.

Ahh, the boiling of the dry ice feels good on your lips. You oughta give it a try, bub!

You tellin Dogh'd to snap to it, ladydyke? That borders on pushy, lass. What'll ya have?

I dont think anyone's seen the after dinner show. People are in such a rush these days.