Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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20 years ago #4987
I heard lizard snot is a good conditioner.

20 years ago #4988
Really? *takes Sonora off his head and places her on Imma's hair*

There! I'm nice and will share.

20 years ago #4989
*climbs our of Duo Maxwell's hair and jumps onto the bar, still sniffling*
I'm glad I don't have hair!

20 years ago #4990
Ewwww!!!

20 years ago #4991
Then how about a nice hot scotch and lemon?

20 years ago #4992
And a glass of port for me, por favor.

20 years ago #4993
Can I have some Vodka?

20 years ago #4994
What do you guys think this is? A BAR? *blink* Er... I'll go check

20 years ago #4995
*serves whatever was in the blue bottles behind the skulls to everyone*
A fine year this must have been, to have brought down such fine fellows!

20 years ago #4996
*looks at the substance in the glass..*
The fluid color is ...ehm.. kinda green..and pink.
Maybe it tastes like candy..

20 years ago #4997
It's pink pickle juice. Where's my port?

20 years ago #4998
The port to starboard goes, wherewith it twinkles in the night.
*hands Charles Hatchaway glass of greenish pink stuff*


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